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What's up guys? Welcome to Akane Radio. Today's guest is Minami.
Hi, thank you for having me.
Welcome back to my channel.
Yeah, I think last time I talked about my grinding teeth, I guess.
So today, what is your problem?
My problem has been solved last week.
おめでとうございます。
But a couple weeks ago, I had bleeding poop.
You were so serious about it.
I was. It was scary.
It wasn't the first time to see bleeding poop before.
Just a little bit when I pushed hard.
Just a little blood, like a tip of my poop.
It wasn't surprising because I pushed hard.
But a couple weeks ago, I was bleeding like my period.
And I was like, what the fuck?
I finally became, you know, have some serious illness.
And then the bleeding won't stop.
So I went to the clinic.
And the doctor checked my asshole.
Like really casually.
I mean, like it's like standard procedure.
Like put their finger and check by eyes and hand.
And she told me there is nothing.
And I was like, what?
It made me more scary.
I might have some cancer or like bleep thing in my jaw.
And then I had a reservation of daicho camera.
I'm sorry if you have lunch or dinner.
Then as a result, there was nothing in my jaw.
But my doctor said it's probably kireiji piles.
But the kireiji...
Can't see already, right?
Yeah, they can't close in a day.
Yeah.
Even if they have lots of bleeding.
That's amazing.
I didn't know.
Did you know?
The kireiji can't close in a day.
I don't know about the ji.
But I know the front area is also easier to close.
Yeah.
Because of the nemaku thing.
Yeah.
It's kind of same as in your mouth, right?
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I guess so.
And then your asshole is always like tight.
So it's easy to stop bleeding, right?
Yeah.
You know well.
Yeah.
I know well because I have experience.
Of having piles?
Not piles, but...
Bleeding?
Not bleeding.
Not about the ji, but it's kind of same as...
Your vagina?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then?
Anyway, the result was clear.
There is nothing wrong.
And it might be just the piles, but...
Like...
You spend money for safety.
Yeah.
Then I start thinking about what was the cause.
And I ask people, how do you poop?
Yeah.
How do you poop?
Because, you know, the doctor and everyone at the clinic asked me,
like, is your poop hard?
Or like, is your bimpi?
Or like, itty?
And I didn't say, I'm not bimpi.
Or my poop is like regular softness.
I think.
But at the end of the result, I think I was kind of bimpi person.
Oh, yeah.
Dried poop person.
And the poop is not soft enough?
Not to harm my asshole.
Yeah.
And I had no idea, like, pushing hard is a bad thing.
Yeah.
Did you know?
When you're bimpi, you should, like, stay on toilet for a while
to wait the poop coming out.
That's how you solve the bimpi constipation problems.
But if you are a regular person, you just should do it in, like, five minutes.
So I should?
Unless your asshole is getting big.
So I think those things happen to you.
I think it happened to me.
And I surprisingly didn't know a thing.
You don't want to be bimpi, so you want to push hard.
Yeah.
So you can say, like, you did poop once a day.
I should take a lot of fiber, food.
Because when I was at my family home years ago for half a year, I wasn't bimpi.
Like, I had different kinds of food by mom.
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If I don't eat rice, I tend to be constipated.
So when I'm bimpi, I eat rice.
So poop becomes regular.
It's kind of like giddy.
Sometimes the poop is perfectly, like, banana shape.
I think that's the best one.
Yeah.
Right?
So what I wanted to say was take your poop every day.
Don't push hard.
It's funny you are talking about this in serious face.
I am serious.
You know, take test if you worry.
I happen to have just a piles, not a big deal.
But what if it was a bigger disease?
The same thing happened to me before.
The first day when I arrived in New York, the same thing happened to me.
The poop was like a period.
And at the time, I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna die.
But it stopped the next day.
So I wasn't G at the time, so I don't know what happened to me.
I think it was the stress thing.
Yeah, maybe.
But it was G.
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Stress can cause your bloody poop.
So you don't get bloody poop because you are stressed.
I see.
I don't know.
So I think it's better to ignore the stress of the younger generation.
Especially men in their late 30s.
So it's better to take the test.
But it wasn't an easy test.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't have enough time to eat.
I had diarrhea.
Sorry.
I drank a lot of gas.
In the end, I had a side effect of gas.
And I vomited like 10 times.
Oh my god.
After the camera test.
So be careful.
By the way, we went to the hospital to check the test result.
We did it today.
We should take a health check-up once a year.
Because we became over 30 now.
Yeah.
I don't think it's necessary to take a health check-up because you have neurasthenia.
If you can prevent it, you won't be so relieved.
If you spend a little money, you can extend your life.
That's why you should take a health check-up.
I think so.
It's normal to have a good result.
But you don't have to do it because you didn't have anything.
That's the result theory.
You don't have to do it because you don't have anything every year.
That's right.
I thought so.
Unless you are a company employee.
If you take a health check-up, you may leave it for 2 or 3 years.
I thought so.
I have insurance and a health check-up.
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Yeah.
So...
Yeah.
That's right.
I think so.
It's easy to understand body effects.
I hope you can open up more about your mind and mind health.
I think I understand my personality.
I don't know.
Maybe it's my personality.
You are patient.
The way you wash the dishes is the same.
The way you cut the kitchen knife is the same.
It's your personality.
You are messy.
I'm messy too.
You are grotesque.
People say my sweat is noisy.
People say that a lot.
People say that I close the door more and more.
People say that a lot.
But I don't notice it.
I know.
I'm aware of my feature.
When I cook with somebody, like my family, they are so careful about doing everything.
Like seasoning.
How to cut vegetables.
Do you measure it?
I measure the time.
I don't even do it.
I don't give a fuck.
I want to be more creative.
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I want to finish cooking as soon as possible.
We are similar to you.
I want to do something quickly.
Plus I want to improvise.
Because cooking is like a whole freedom.
It's a stage.
If you do everything according to the textbook.
I think the way you grill the hamburger is according to the textbook.
If you do everything according to the textbook, it's delicious.
Delicious.
No, no.
For example, the way you wrap the skin of the dumpling.
The way you grill the steak.
The way you grill the hamburger.
It's all according to the textbook.
What do you put in miso soup?
What do you put in the meat sauce?
The hidden taste of octopus meat.
It's all up to you.
I want to do everything according to the textbook.
The result is delicious.
That's the experience of eating various foods.
If I don't have that, I can't decide what I should put.
I check on Google too.
But I improvise the combination all the time.
You are a challenger.
I'm not going to put a whole different genre of food.
I put pepper in everything.
Like a black pepper?
Black pepper.
Me too.
Because I like it.
I like salt.
The most.
The most?
I usually lick the salt.
Really?
Anyway, I think it's okay to improvise your personality.
Everyone has the same condition about their body.
So you should listen to how people wash their bodies,
how they poop, and how they organize.
That's right.
That's it.
That's it.
Thank you for coming to my radio.
Thank you.
The problem was solved.
Bye.
