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Okay, good morning Yamachan.
Good morning Kevin-san.
Another day of podcast recording.
Your hair looks nice today.
Really? Thank you.
A little bit more natural.
More natural? Thank you.
Than the other days.
It's getting longer.
I guess it's getting easier to manipulate.
You're still using your hair oil?
I am still using my hair oil.
That's quite nice. It looks great.
Yeah.
Something terrible has happened, Yamachan.
I'm a little upset this morning.
Something terrible has happened.
Tell me.
Yesterday night,
It has come.
What?
The It.
The It.
The monster.
Yeah, the little.
That suddenly appears out of nowhere.
Well, yeah.
They came from nowhere.
Without any warning.
They don't speak.
Yes, they just appear.
Yeah, they just come and live.
It happened.
And I was so shocked.
I was so devastated.
Like, you know, my whole...
My whole decision making of where I'm going to live
is heavily based on...
Yeah, I know.
If It will appear or not.
Yeah.
And it happened.
I can't believe,
after spending all this time, you know,
deciding my place,
paying my own rent.
That fucker's not even paying a cent.
Of course, they don't have any money.
He's not paying anything.
And I don't want to see him.
That's why I'm paying my rent.
They don't pay rent.
Fucking appears in my apartment.
What the fuck is he thinking doing?
Oh my god.
You know, I was so disappointed.
I was really...
I'm okay with killing them.
I'm okay with handling the situation.
I'm not going to be like...
What happened was I saw that fucker.
I just stood.
And just quietly...
Just...
Just got myself into devastation.
Holy shit.
I have lost.
I have lost the game.
You've lost the game?
I've lost the game.
I have lost. I have let him in.
You know?
I've...
I've, you know...
Oh my god.
So this whole, you know,
from yesterday night,
I was into this devastation.
Oh wow.
This is so shocking.
I need to let it out.
But you killed it.
I did. I did. Of course. It was really quick.
It was really...
It was really quick, you know?
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But I needed to talk about this.
I needed to let it out.
I needed to steam to like...
Let out my steam to you.
Thank you for listening.
I just needed to...
Yeah, because I know you...
When you...
were finding a new place,
Yes.
There were some conditions, but one of them
was...
No...
Yeah.
Right.
Wow. How big was he?
It was very small.
No, it's not a big deal.
Yeah.
But, you know...
Do you have any reasons in your mind
why they came?
I've analyzed that for two hours, actually.
Have you ever feel like...
Yeah.
You know, I don't...
My house...
I keep my house very clean.
Of course.
I don't...
My environment is never something that would be considered
as a living it.
Living on it.
Yeah, like there's some trashes left.
Yeah, no.
Like plants living.
That's not gonna happen.
You keep it clean.
I did go to Shibuya.
Yeah, Shibuya?
Yesterday.
In the...
Lunch time.
Okay.
And I did eat inside a restaurant.
That may have been the reason why...
You know, it...
You know, got...
You know, it can come from anywhere.
You know, like it can...
It's gonna stick onto my backpack.
The restaurant?
Yeah.
It was in the front, and it stuck in my backpack.
And I brought it home.
Well, that could have happened.
It could have. I think that's one.
Yeah, of course.
That's one little...
Possibility.
Yeah, that's the reason.
I think that's...
I'm just devastated, man.
Wow.
So sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But, you know...
If there is one...
That means that...
The next one will be...
Appeared someday.
So...
That's the most important question I should be asking myself, right?
Yeah.
So, is that one...
Because of...
My living...
Is it...
Am I creating an environment where it can come in?
Or...
Did I just accidentally bring it in?
From outer source.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Is it possible?
That's very possible.
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It could be stuck to a delivery box.
It could go in when I open the door.
Okay.
Right.
All those things that...
That it was uncontrollable for me.
That could have happened.
Was it because of...
Was that it from an uncontrollable reason?
Or was it my fault?
Was it already...
The environment that's there?
Is that the problem? Am I letting that fucker in?
That's the problem.
I think...
It's the former.
I think it's because of an external...
You believe so.
I do believe so. Because I've done my best.
I would not live in a place...
Where I would have that sort of potential.
You know?
So you've been keeping your house clean...
As you can.
Very.
So that no...
One can enter.
I'm actually going to update my...
My...
Taisaku.
I forgot what that is in English.
There's this little...
Yakuhin.
I don't know that in English.
That you can spray.
In the areas where you don't want it to come.
To come near.
Like you spray a line across the floor.
And it will not go through it.
Like he hates that.
Whatever substance that's on the floor.
I'm going to do that through the whole apartment.
Okay?
I'm going to do that through the whole apartment.
Okay?
Not only my house.
Not near my door.
But the whole apartment.
The whole apartment?
Yeah, I'm sorry for my neighbors.
But they're going to join me.
They're going to join...
I know they would like me.
I know they would like it.
I mean it's their own benefit too.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
You're doing that for everybody.
I'm doing this for everybody.
For the entire apartment.
So you are a very kind guy.
I'm a very kind guy.
Yes.
Wow.
I don't even know if that's allowed.
Well...
Like...
Is it their property?
But you just spray.
Yeah, I'm just going to spray.
Like a little anti-it.
A little...
No problem.
Yeah.
I hope some people like it.
You never know.
But yeah.
Okay, but yeah.
I'm planning on doing that.
Wow.
Yeah.
So...
Really like...
It's hard to sink in.
It's not sinking in yet.
It's getting better.
It's getting better.
It's getting better.
This feeling is really similar to like...
Like a really hard shitsuren kind of thing.
What?
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It didn't work out the way you wanted it to.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, it's that...
It stays in your heart.
It stays in your heart?
Just like shitsuren.
Wow.
I don't have any...
Words to...
But...
I'm at a completely different level.
Yeah, you are.
Sorry for that.
I thought of a business related to this.
You know?
Okay.
Can I tell you?
Yeah, of course.
It's going to be like a house renting site.
Just like sumo.
Or like at the home.
You can search.
Or the internet.
There's like...
How many years?
And like...
How big it is?
What's the structure?
And my site.
I'm going to create a site.
My site is going to be the potential...
Of it appearing.
It's going to be analyzed based on...
How old it is.
Or like is it...
Or like is it first floor or not.
And you take all that into account.
And you have like a rating of like...
The potential of it coming.
Like 5 stars?
5 stars is like...
You have no chance of appearing.
And like a 0.5 would be like...
There's a high chance it would show during the summer.
Okay.
Yeah.
That would help somebody.
Yeah.
A lot of people hate it.
I felt like that would be useful for people.
Yeah, of course.
Oh god.
Yeah.
I was really shocked.
Wow.
But the place you are living in...
Right now is not that...
Very new.
Oh, it's fairly new.
It's fairly new.
Wow, so...
It's like 4 years.
It's fairly new, right?
So like there's no hold or anything.
I can feel it.
If I do the...
Like...
Air comes through like...
The switch for the lights.
Which means there's no other room for air to come in.
So it's like...
Okay.
Right.
So...
Yeah.
Well, I hope that's just one accident.
Yeah, me too.
Dear god.
Yeah.
You gotta...
You need to think about moving your place.
Yeah.
I don't know, but I get so much energy when I see that fucker.
First it's devastation.
And then the next phase is like...
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Gonna fucking torture that asshole.
To death.
Like I'm ready for more.
Like I'm actually ready to go and hunt that fucker and kill him with my fist.
I can get fearful.
I just wanna show all the listeners Kevin's face.
When he speaks about...
It's a psychopathic face.
Yeah.
Wow.
Right, so I just wanted to talk about that today.
Yeah.
Rough morning. I'm sorry about that.
Well, that's important.
Yeah, it is important.
It's important.
Alright.
I think we need to close the episode. It's over 10 minutes now.
Okay.
Just saying.
They do need to start paying rent.
That's when...
Okay.
That's when...
The biggest part that I don't...
I can't understand.
Paying rent.
The parent things.
I'm just on another level. I'm sorry.
It's hard for people to understand.
Sorry, I haven't been...
We need to work on your hatred towards them.
To get this going.
Alright.
Okay.
We'll hope there is no more eggs.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
From my analysis, they haven't been there for long.
As a professional...
Analyzed.
They haven't been there for long.
So I don't think so.
That's great. Good to hear that.
Okay.
A blessing in disguise.
A blessing in disguise.
Yeah.
Alright.
I don't know why I snuck that in.
Thank you for listening, guys.
Bye bye.
