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Hi guys, I'm Kevin and I'm Yamachan here. Okay. Well, I have a question for you. Okay, come on
You know what the last episode we talked about
What would I buy if I would get Jumayan from you? Yes. Well, thank you and
I'm not gonna give you a Jumayan just letting you know. You've been saying thank you every time. Yeah, I appreciate that
Yeah, it's completely hypothetical
Thank you so much fucking hypothetically. Don't okay then
My question is what would you buy?
Hmm, if you will be given Jumayan from from okay, not me but from
You don't want to make it real so
With Jumayan right it's not kind of Ichiokuen right
Like I
Have um two options. Mm-hmm. One would be
Buying a MacBook Air
Okay, or Macbook Pro. Oh, yeah buy a new laptop because I'm using this laptop
since first year of college, right? Yeah, and
One of my one of the keys are gone gone
I forgot which one I think it was like
Caps. Oh, yeah caps bun. Oh, you don't use that. Yeah, I don't use it
so I don't really need it right but like I was um, I
Hope I brought this at Isekaiya. I went to Isekaiya one day. Okay, and I was like, oh, oh shit
I gotta do something. I I needed to
Turn in something right? Okay, and then I realize it and I had my laptop with me at the Isekaiya
So I opened it up right? Isekaiya. I think I yeah. Okay. This is a
Yeah, it was a rough rough kind of me
It wasn't that unnatural for me to open up. It was just you know, just
Ten seconds of laptop time and I'll be done right? So just get my laptop out and be like, okay
I gotta do this this this this this right and um
I ordered a
Cassis who don't know
Yeah, I ordered a drink yeah, that's Cassis that's probably very sweet Cassis orange
Maybe this is orange. You're right. And then
No, it's soda. Yeah, it was
it was a
I think it was like
His gene. Oh, yeah
Maybe that's sweet. I
Yeah, the it was a very tall glass, okay, yeah, I'm like like, you know, what's that is that guy yeah
Right, right and I think you know what happens next. Okay
What happened was my hand it was like, oh, right I I
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accidentally bought my hand on the glass and you know the glass and this yeah, just free fall just
Okay, just died into my laptop
right
The alcohol the yeah, the sweet sweet alcohol with tons of sugar inside
Splash all over my keyboard all over my keyboard
Terrible right. So what I did was I I immediately
Reposition my laptop upside down like this so that
It wouldn't go further down into my keyboard. Okay, right
and then I was like
Then I got some towels and yeah wiped it off and hope that it wouldn't you know wipe off all my memory
And then the next day
They turned on. Oh, yeah
Lucky. Yeah, I also lucky I was so surprised it turned on
And then like but the thing was so my laptop was safe. It was still alive. No, but like
You know because the the liquid has sure in it when it dried up. It was very sticky, right?
Ah now my keyboard is very sticky like you can feel so like you push the button, right you push
the space button saying space and then
Normally, yeah when you release it it comes up immediately after but like you get a lag it stays at the bottom for like oh
Like a quarter of a quarter of a second and then it comes up I
Know it's really like and then during during during winter. I want to touch your people
It's okay. It's the surface is all dry. It's the inside. Well, like when it's
When it's winter or something
what happens it's when you try to push the button, right like it's
it's sticky at the very beginning like you have to like like
Like really like release them all release all the keyboard
Like push all keyboard once so that it's smooth, right?
It's hard to push the very first push right because it's cold
Right, right. The keyboard is it's it's it's stuck to the the original position
You have to push it once to release release it from the the sticking stickiness of the sugar
It's summers, okay, it's all melted
It's very smooth to push buttons. But like when it's winter, it's very sticky
Right. Yeah, sometimes what sometimes like I think the letter
E the letter E
Has extra sugar in it. So what happens is during the winter?
I push the e button and it stays there and then it like
It continuously enters
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Like you know how you like hold down the button right it acts as if it's holding down
That sucks
So the song is so the reason why I have the caps mm-hmm button off
Because I wanted to fix that I wanted to see like
if it's if it's visually there if the sugar is visually there and I was
Afraid that it might actually harm my laptop. So I wanted to see how much of the sugar was in the keyboard
So I wanted it I chose I picked
The keyboard that was least
Right unnecessary and that was the cast
So I yeah, I got my I got my screwdriver in. I picked it out. Yeah, and then you could see if you if you can
Yeah, but like look there isn't really you don't see much of any sugar like it's not there
Right. I don't see any. Yes
I'm sure we both don't know what it looks like without the sugar. So I don't know. There's nothing to compare
right, but like it doesn't
seem like there's
Something that looks like sugar like not white. They're not something
Like that out of everything
Some of it looks like this should be there there's you know, the we can't we can't spot them anywhere. Yeah
So that's why I mean you never know when the sugar
Melts again. I mean it's summer
So, you know
Maybe it's gonna start to melt again and go into some place that it shouldn't go into and suddenly break my laptop, right?
So
Less lesson here is don't open your laptop at a music I
Yeah, I remember you were touching your
Keyboards like and with the sounds. Yeah, like when you were a college student, it's got the extra. Yeah, right
So that's one way of using and the other was the second was
I would um, I
Would I would start a business like new business? Okay. Yeah, I would sell something on Amazon. Yeah
I don't know. It's nothing. It's it's it's still supply and demand
So if there's a demand on there the market and if I could supply it I would try that
Yeah, I guess that's it right, you know I
Have this drive for like doing business. Mm-hmm. So
I would probably use it to fulfill that and fulfill that right?
Yeah
And I would probably buy like I would have one day of
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Eating whatever I want to eat
Like I would go I would I would order pizza. I would order delivery pizza now
I would I would go to a yakiniku. Okay, right? I would go to Starbucks and have like
venti size venti size
Soy, yeah frappuccino. Okay. Yeah, so if rap it you know, is it not for you? I mean well
I thought you would order some kind of
Bingo
Right
that
With soy version. Okay, you can change for your version because it's plus 50 yen
More expensive, right? I I want to get the most expensive customization
Exactly, okay, it's it's in it
You wanna pay more I want to be right I want to get the more expensive version of the frappuccino
That's that's the only reason I chose the soy
I'm besides that I do like soy, you know, I do like soy. Okay. I enjoy I
Think they have almond milk now. Oh, really? I don't know if it's permanent
Yeah, I remember that when I went to Starbucks
How long two weeks ago? Oh, they still got him. Yeah, so I guess it's permanent maybe
Almond looks good, right? Yeah, but it was two or three days ago. I went to Starbucks. Mm-hmm. There were no
Almond milk latte. Oh, so I guess it's
Okay
So that would that that would be that would how I use my gym. I am right. Yeah. Thanks for asking
We can do we can do like a trade I'll give you Juma any more yeah
Win-win, right
Yeah, exactly
That would be great I would I can buy my laptop with
Starbucks and spin your money, dude, why do you mind? Why not?
Dude, we're fucking genius, right? I will buy
Hundreds of electric guitars. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Okay. All right. Bye. Bye guys. We're gonna we're gonna trade some money
So it's we can't be doing this fucking. All right. Bye guys
