胃カメラの予約
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Hello.
Alright.
So,
I'm gonna pick some recent
message.
Oh, by the way, I've decided to...
I 予約
the hospital, the病院
for the 胃カメラ
Wow.
that we got the message from.
I picked one of them. One that I did not publicize.
Yeah. Wow.
検査の不安
So, I'm going to do
胃カメラ
大腸検査
大腸検査
So, I'm gonna have a camera
go up my throat and my anal.
Both sides?
Really?
Is that how you do it?
I don't think you do it at the same time, though.
I don't think it's something you do.
Yeah, that's better.
But, you can do it
while you're asleep.
Your mouth and your anal.
So, you don't feel anything?
Yeah, you're just unconscious.
So, when you wake up, you're done.
Hopefully, that's true.
Hopefully.
Okay.
Is that the basic package?
You do both sides?
No, no.
The basic one
was just your 胃カメラ
But, you wanted...
Yeah, I wanted the anal as well.
Okay.
To make sure.
Because I have not had it checked
ever since I was born.
So, you never know what's up there.
Right?
You never know what's up there.
So, what I'm worried about
is that...
How are they going to get it up my anal?
How are they going to get it up my ass?
For your mouth,
I know that I'm going to have this little
plastic shit
to open my throat.
And then, I fall asleep.
Right?
So, does that mean they're going to
stick something up my ass
before I go to sleep?
So, am I going to have to suffer through
the ass?
I'm a little bit concerned about that.
Well, yeah.
You should be concerned about that.
Right?
Well, I mean...
I don't know.
Hopefully, after you fall asleep,
they can do it.
They can manage it in there.
Because you don't have to...
Like, for the...
I don't know.
For the mouth, you just...
How do they make you sleep?
Is that...
The...
Still, you need
something in your mouth
and little
jelly things or like those?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Qin Shi Zhai first.
And then, Ma Si
for your throat.
After you fall asleep.
They do the Ma Si for your throat
after you fall asleep.
So, maybe, yeah.
After you fall asleep, they do the Ma Si
初めての胃カメラ
for your mouth, throat.
And then, you're asked to.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I see.
I see.
But I wonder...
Maybe they will do it at the same time.
No?
No?
I see.
Yeah.
Because they're gonna be just one doctor, right?
True.
So, he can only see one camera.
True.
He won't be like doing...
Multitasking.
No, he won't do that, right?
He has to focus.
First, you do the throat.
And next, you do the ass.
Probably.
But there are some people
saying that after the...
Not surgery, but test.
You still feel that
after you...
done, you still feel some...
like a...
Masuri nokori.
Like still the fuzziness a little bit.
Oh, really?
So, I guess for that ass, too.
After the test, you feel like...
Wow!
Wow!
It's probably gonna be a weird feeling, huh?
Yeah.
I don't know how does that function
after that test.
After the Masuri.
I feel like maybe I won't be able to hold it in.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe I have to get some diapers.
I don't know, maybe.
For safety?
Wait.
I don't know. I have no idea.
For your ikamera, you do Masuri around here.
Right? Probably.
But for your ass,
where are they gonna do the Masuri?
Like around the edges?
Like the opening?
Or a little bit more the inside?
I don't know.
Why do they do the Masuri for throat?
Even if you're already in a sleep.
True.
Maybe the shigeki
will wake you up, maybe?
Oh, I see.
So, get you numb first.
I see.
And then, even if, you know,
some ropes hit you,
you won't notice anything.
So, you'll stay asleep.
Okay.
For the ass,
you have to, like,
I don't know where, but like,
you obviously have to do the inside.
Shit.
I feel sorry for anyone
who has to do the Masuri.
Wow.
Yeah.
Are you gonna do it someday?
Daijou Kensa?
You should do it.
Yeah, I should do it.
You should do it.
I would love to hear from you.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean...
Yeah.
Do we get some sort of
cashback
from the government or something?
For doing the Kenko Shindan?
I don't think so.
胃カメラの予約と健康診断
No?
Because it's pretty expensive.
Yeah.
It depends on the city, but...
Oh, shit city?
Yeah, they have like some...
They sometimes send those things to you.
Yeah.
Have you gotten any?
For what? Kenko Shindan?
That was...
I remember that was for, like, teeth test.
I got that too.
Yeah.
But we didn't get any for the
Ningen Dokku.
I don't think so.
Just for, like, teeth or, like, I don't know, like,
Gankenshin, maybe, or, like,
I don't know, like, partial things, I guess.
Not for, like, whole
Ningen Dokku.
It was kind of, like, counterintuitive to me.
It does seem like
Ningen Dokku is kind of the thing
that the government wants you to do.
So, like, it wouldn't surprise me
if they had some sort of, like,
they had a system where, like, you only have to pay
a certain of what it costed you
because it's for my health.
Ultimately, for the country, right?
It benefits the country.
So, I thought, but I didn't find any.
You searched already?
Yeah, just a little bit, like, five minutes.
What I found was, like,
the Kenpo,
the one that we're in right now,
if you're 35 and above,
they will,
if you do a Ningen Dokku,
they will pay 8,000 yen.
8,000 yen?
They'll give you 8,000 yen, that's it.
Oh.
For, like, Nitto, I guess?
Probably.
But that's it.
But that's, like,
thank you, but, like,
how much is Ningen Dokku?
Almost 100,000 yen.
Ooh.
That's expensive.
Then 92,000 yen.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I see.
And you can't even
do it, you can't even keihi it.
Oh.
So, it's completely
full out of your pocket.
I see.
Can't
company pay for, like,
your employees?
If you have employees,
then you can incorporate
a
Fukuri Kousei
as your Ningen Dokku,
but you have to have employees.
If you don't have employees, you can't.
I see.
Don't they have, like, some
Oh, our jimusho?
That's true.
We're not employees for the company, but
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
I'll ask. We'll see.
Right.
True.
I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm doing it next month.
Next month? Okay. I'm looking forward to hearing from you.
Yeah.
I hope it will be
a good experience
for you.
Thank you.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
