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胃カメラの体験
Guess what? Yeah, okay. I finally okay did it
Wait, which one?
You did
Which one? It's probably the one you're thinking about
Finally finally camera. Okay. Open my body
Noooo!!!
The e-camera. Oh, yeah. e-camera and the daicho camera
You did both of them? Otani style. Oh
My throat not my ass
Really?
And he told you. You went is that like you
went to hospitals or like on one day you did like both on one time. It was a
product. See, I was afraid that yeah it was a product of like we'll do it
together. So like, it was one hospital. I paid once for that two service. Okay. Yeah
it was like a set price. Oh, really? Yeah, but they didn't do it at once. Oh. Luckily.
I mean, yeah. Okay. Well, so you're safely, you're healthily returned
from all those. That's right. The chaos. Yeah. The chaos, right? The
scary adventure. Yeah. So I'll tell you what happened. Okay. I'm happy to see you
here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You fought through. Yeah, I fought through the camera.
Yeah. Right. Okay. Okay. Tell me. So. Okay. You know the place, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I'll tell you later if you don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You have to go there.
Oh, really? It's good. It's good. It's good. Was it? It's worth it. Like, it's not painful at
all. I did not suffer. No gagging. Really? No **** puking. No **** like weirdness up my ****.
Really? Nothing. Because. Wow. They put me to sleep. So you were sleeping. That's right.
They used a chinseizai. Okay. Okay. Right. They use this thing called the chinseizai.
And I was like, you know, my past experiences with, um, I know. Yeah. My facial. Yeah. Yeah.
That's more right. They do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And then I was like, it's like half
working, but like half not you're still awake. I can feel the pain. Yeah. I was going to be like
that. And also like my, um, the circle of conscience. I experienced this thing called
the circle of conscience where I didn't have enough sleep on the day I did the Datsumo. And
when they did the shoukigasu, like I saw, literally saw a conscience of circle closing in on me.
Circle of oil. Right. The vision. Vision. Right. It just circled in on me. Yeah. Inside was what
the outside was black. That's scary. Inside was what I am actually seeing. That's scary.
And then I **** lost my memory. Then 10 minutes later, I recovered. Yeah. That. I thought I was
going to be like that. Yeah. Masui. Yeah. It was like Masui. So first thing I, uh, I went there.
Okay. I, um, um, I tried some papers, right. I saw some papers of like, like doisho or something.
Okay. For what? I, I didn't read. I just, I was too nervous to read. You should read. Okay. Yeah.
Must be like, so it's like, uh, for the, like, um, Jinseizan or like those Masui things.
Probably. Probably. Oh, and they said that if they find the poripu while doing the thing,
so do you want us to cut the poripu while you're like sleeping? And I think that was the answer.
Yes. Yeah. Then they told me to change. Okay. I, uh, got completely naked. I had this gown on
with diapers. I first time in my life put diapers, you know, the authentic, authentic
diapers. The white. Yeah. The white diapers. Cause they said like, you might fucking poop.
So well, yeah. And pee. So like, okay. Put that on. So I diapered myself up. Wow. Put some gown
on. Okay. Then I waited. Right. Okay. So you, you got just diaper and just gown. Diaper and gown.
That's it. Okay. Yeah. And you're waiting. I waited in the lobby. They called my name. Okay.
They were like, they, uh, then I sat in like this hospital bed. Okay. I sat down. They said,
Hey, what's your name? Your date of birth to confirm who you are. Yes. And okay. Lay down.
I laid down. Okay. And, um, no, no, no. First thing I did was drink this liquid. Okay. It's
like a half a cup of liquid. You can just go in one swallow or two. It was to, um, get the bubbles
away. Like there's liquid inside your, your E. Oh, we have bubbles inside. Yeah. That liquid was
to delete all the, to get rid of all the bubbles in your stomach. If I drank that. Okay. It was
okay. It wasn't like a super good. It wasn't like, yeah. Yeah. But it wasn't that. It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad. Yeah. And then I laid down. Right. I laid down like, and then, um, they put,
they put like this little mouthpiece. Okay. It's not a mouthpiece mouthpiece. What you're
thinking about, but it's just like the little small, little small plastic shit that has like
tube. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It's it doesn't go so deep into your throat.
So you're not going to get, I see. I see. It's like the baby has, it's like that. It's like that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. And then I laid down,
full on baby style. Okay. And then I was like, Hey, put your arm out. Yeah, I did. And then,
so they, uh, I don't, they needled me. Okay. Okay. And then they got some sample of my blood.
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Okay. They said they were going to do a blood test too. So it was the
Ikamera Daijo Kensa and blood test. Okay. So they first got blood out of me. And then after that,
they were like, okay, now we're going to put you to sleep. So get ready.
Right. And then they got this little fucking huge fucking white fucking tube.
They attached it to my needle and then they slowly like put it in there. I can feel my arm.
Something is coming inside. I can actually feel it like, like I feel it like, you know,
but it doesn't sound painful or anything. Okay. It's like, it's like your arm being like,
like, just like that. I feel some sort of pressure. I feel something. That's it.
And then I'm like, Oh, this is probably the Chinseizai. Like, I wonder, I wonder when the
circle of conscience is going to like, like build a boom. You're out. I'm out.
The next, the next moment I remember is like,
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. It's like, it's like,
in one time. Yeah. Like it was so fast. Oh, the moment I started noticing something,
it went in my arm and like two or three seconds later, boom, I'm conscious.
It was, yeah, I got sedated really like real heavily. Okay. It worked on me real good.
And you, so you felt nothing after that. You didn't like anything. Wow. I did not feel anything.
Nothing. Literally completely unconscious. And the next moment the doctor was like, Hey,
you're done. Come on, wake up. And then I woke up and then hold on. I document this. Okay.
Let me look at my notes. That's really important as a historical memory. That's right. Yeah.
And then, um, right. I woke up, then I was taken to this recovery room. Okay. Because did you feel
anything? Like when you woke up like dizzy, fuzzy? Okay. I felt, yeah, I felt sort of like,
a little bit like, Oh, like I, it feels like, okay. Like you went into a really deep sleep.
Okay. And then you were suddenly woken up. Hey, wake up. You got to go there. And then you're
like, still like, yeah, you still haven't woken up fully yet. It's like that. It's like, Oh,
like my body's like 80% sleep, but like I still have to walk. It's like that. Okay. Like that.
So nothing terrible, I would say. Nothing terrible. Okay. Nothing terrible. Wow. Okay.
Yeah. So I went to this recovery room. Recovery room. Yeah. Because, you know, I'm still like,
kind of like dizzy. Right. And then I like, sort of like sat down. They put a timer right here,
15 minutes. I have to rest in that seat for 15 minutes because, you know, to get the
cheese that I can put out. And then, um, I did feel something in my throat though. Oh. You know,
when you swallow a big candy. Okay. And it kind of hurt. Yeah. Your throat kind of hurt. Yeah.
It felt like that happened 10 minutes ago. I see. So right now you're not feeling anything.
It's not like there's something stuck in your throat. You're not feeling any like sting or
anything. It just feels like you, you just, you swallow something big 10 minutes ago. I see.
Yeah. You felt something. Yeah. Some feeling. Yeah. Something went like,
something like went down my throat. Like I can, I can feel that happened. Okay. But that's it.
Yeah. It's not painful. It's not painful. It's not painful. Yeah.
Uh, so after that, but I was, I was very sleepy, you know, because the chinsei zai wasn't still
out yet. Okay. I was very, I was kind of like fighting my, like fighting, like not to sleep.
And then, uh, and then after 15 minutes I got called to the shinsatsu shitsu. Okay.
You were not allowed to sleep again during that? No, they didn't say anything. They didn't say
anything. It was just my personal, like, I wanted to fight back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um,
but even after the 15 minutes, uh, I was still like very like fura fura. Okay. Okay. I went to
the shinsatsu shitsu. Um, they, they told me like, Hey, you're like, you're okay. Like nothing
happened. Yeah. My, my, he was okay. Yeah. Okay. I just had this one little puripu.
Yeah. Okay. Probably they'll say is what they said. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Uh, after that,
um, I went back to the lobby and this nurse came and like, okay, so, um, now what you're going to
do is you're going to poop out all your shit. You're going to fucking empty out your shit.
Okay. And then go for the daicho camera. Oh, I see. So drink this. They gave me this. Okay.
It tasted like a sports drink. Huh? Yeah. Like this much, like, like that much. Yeah.
Drink this. And then you'll start to feel shit. And then dead. I shed it on in diaper. Oh,
Oh, okay. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. I went to a bathroom. Okay. Okay. Good. Yeah. Okay.
Um, I did that like six times. Wow. Yeah, I did. I did that six times. Okay. And then after six
times, the nurse came and, Hey, you're going to need, we're going to need you to do more.
They gave me another cup of that same fucking Pocari Sweat though. Okay. And then I shitted
like three more times. Okay. And then did you, did, did you still have things in your
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inside? Like, yeah, like around the sixth, seventh and eighth time, it was just liquid.
Oh, okay. Yeah. But so in the bathroom, there was this paper where like a guide of like,
when you're ready, when like, Hey, look at your shit. And if the color looks like this,
then you're ready. Kind of thing. Okay. Yeah. And then I was like, that's interesting. Yeah.
Second to last stage. Like that was where it was all fucking out liquid. Okay. But it was still
yellow. It had to be whiter. It has to be clearer. Okay. Right. So I did, I did another one and then
they gave me a third cup of the Pocari Sweat though. Okay. And then ultimately until I got
approved of like, Hey, you're ready. I shitted 11 times. But it's not, it's not like, it's not
Oh really? It's not painful to you? It's not painful. It's not something you feel when you,
when you get it and then you go many times to the bathroom. No, not really. It's just the same type
of like, Hey, I want to take a shit. That's it. But it's just coming frequently. That's it. I see.
And you're right next to the bathroom. So like you don't have to like hold it in or something.
Yeah. So it was easy. Okay. It was easy. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Okay. And then after that I went to
the, um, the bed. Okay. Um, they took my diapers off. Oh, okay. And then, um, they did the same
procedure. Oh, I see. They put the thing in and I felt the exact same like weirdness in my arm.
And then three seconds later, boom, I'm out. I tried to fight back this time. I was like,
maybe I could fight it back. Well, like it was impossible. It was so fast. Really strong. So
fast. Okay. Yeah. And then when I was done, the next thing I remember is like, Hey, wake up.
You're done. Again. Right. And then I got in the recovery room. Oh, again. Okay. Right. Again. And
then they take me to the fucking thing. And then they found a polyp again. Oh, two polyp. You okay?
Your body okay? Yeah. I mean, the doctor said it was okay. Okay. I'm feeling like fine. I see.
Is that like, is that usual or like as an... Oh yeah. It's not. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They said
it was probably. But we'll check. So they're checking right now. Oh, I see. I see. Uh, yeah.
And, um, wow. Oh yeah. So they, so because they found the polyp, they cut it. Oh, I see. Yeah.
So they cut it. And I was in there. I was in the operating room for, uh, like 40 minutes. Okay.
But didn't don't remember anything. Anything. It just felt like 30 seconds. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Wow.
And then, um, and then you're done. So it's all one day. So one day in total, like
half a day, I would say. Yeah. Uh, my reservation was at 830. Okay. And then I left there at like
four. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Did you feel like pain after that test? Just a little bit of like,
huh, maybe it feels, it feels a little weird in my stomach. That's it. Okay. Because they cut
your something at least. Yeah. Yeah. They cut it, right? Yeah. It just, it just feels like a little
bit of stomachache. That's it. Okay. Okay. Just an average stomachache. You get stomachaches too,
right? Like when it's like too cold or you ate something too much or like, that's it. Really
similar kind of feel. That's it. Okay. Yeah. And then your poop after the next 24 hours, every
poop is going to be like filled with blood. Well, that's creepy to look at, but yeah, but obviously,
right? Yeah. It wasn't painful, but it wasn't painful at all. It looks painful, but it's not
painful at all. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Right. Uh, so what about your asshole? My asshole? Yeah.
Surprisingly, you know how my throat, I felt something. My asshole didn't feel anything.
Nothing. Oh really? Literally nothing. Literally nothing. No, like some weird feeling? No weird
feeling. I mean, yeah. Like I probably wouldn't know that somebody like fucking put some fucking
tube in there if they hadn't told me. That's scary. Yeah. Okay. Nothing. Literally nothing.
Wow. So I think, I think if like, if you were going to do it, I think you should do it here.
Yeah. I feel like that's a great place. That's a great place too. Yeah. Because you don't remember
anything, right? Basically. I don't remember anything. You just, you just don't know. You
don't know. You're just unconscious. That's scary too. But it's okay. You can trust them. You can
trust them. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Wow. It was so easy. A bit expensive though. Well, it was like a little
less than Juma yen. For two tests? For two tests. Yeah. But I mean, it's worth it, right? I mean,
I would pay, I would pay millions if I did not suffer. Yeah. If I didn't suffer any of those.
Because daicho, daicho-gan, right? You don't know unless they look at you, right? So
you do it. Okay. And you're, you're under test, testing right now. I mean. Oh yeah. I'm getting
the results. All right. Did you, did you hear anything? Is it, is it recorded? No. It's still
here. Okay. Good. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So you're waiting for the final result. Yeah. I didn't,
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the doctor didn't find any like fucking gun or anything like that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just waiting
if the poripu is ryusei or probably ryusei. I see. Right. Wow. What a journey. So that was
really good. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for telling me this hospital. True. Many information,
many places, many suggestions. Yeah. Yeah. And finally you found. Right. One good place.
Right. That's right. I would, I will go to that place. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Definitely.
Absolutely. You should go. Yeah. Yeah. It was so easy. So easy. Yeah. Is it like big hospital
or like? It was actually not that big. Okay. Yeah. Like a clinic. Yeah. It was like a clinic-sized
place. Yeah. Nice. Do you, do you do that again? Yeah. I will do that again. Yeah. You don't,
you don't feel any barrier, like. I don't feel any barrier. Mentally, nothing at all. Nothing.
You can do tomorrow. I mean, it's not necessary, but. See, what was, what I didn't, okay. So the,
what I didn't like the most about it was that before, like two days prior to your
tensa. Yeah. You can't eat anything that's like shokumotsuei. Oh. You can't eat anything that's
like a shin no aru yasai toka. Okay. Kudamono. Oh, I see. You have to eat everything that's like
easily digestible. I see. Like. Like they said like tansui kabutsu main no shokuji.
So that was a little bit unhealthy. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. But you can eat things. You can
eat. You can eat. Still. Yeah. Love that. Wow. But it was, yeah, so much easier than what I
was afraid of happening. Yeah. That's good. Great to, yeah. Great to hear that. That's
great. It was awesome. Thank you for sharing that. Yeah. That experience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
So you, you, you're not, now you don't afraid anything. Well, I still haven't done the bariumu.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. True. So that I still have to do.
Do you have to do that bariumu? Well, I have to.
Right. I have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. True. You have to do it. Yeah. I have to.
See. But in generally. Yeah. Cause you did it. Did it. Yeah. Yeah. Basically you're okay. But
yeah. Yeah. True. You have to do it. I have to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But generally,
if you do ikamera and then you do daichoku kensa. Yeah. You're okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Wow. So yeah. Big journey. Big journey, man. Yeah. Yeah. So that was, uh, that was my weekend.
All right. Great weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Great weekend. All right. Thanks for listening guys.
Thank you. Bye.
