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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast.
Hi.
Good morning.
Good morning, yes.
Are you today?
Yes, it is.
It's warm.
Very warm.
Getting summery.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's getting warmer and warmer every day.
Well, I thought it was a bit more colder when I got outside today, but...
Warmer than you thought.
Yeah.
This room is very, very warm.
Oh, very warm?
Yeah.
Do you want to put the AC on or something?
No.
You good?
It's not that hot.
It's not that hot, but yeah.
Okay.
Maybe you're making this room warmer.
It's very possible.
Yeah.
It's very possible.
Yeah, because I'm always warm, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walking human Cairo, right?
Yeah.
How are you, man?
Great.
How are you?
Feeling good?
I mean, I'm great, but today I feel like...
It's like a...
I don't know why, but I guess my sleep wasn't, like, very well.
Okay.
Like, my brain isn't properly working today.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, that's not good.
I was like, when I left my place, I closed my door and, like, stayed for a few seconds
and don't know what to do.
Oh.
This morning?
Yeah, this morning.
Damn.
Yeah, I was like, I don't know why.
So you got...
So you're ready to go out.
Yeah.
You're, like, in front of your door.
Yeah.
I closed the door.
You're all ready, right?
Yeah.
Like, you got packed.
Completely ready.
Yeah.
You're good.
Got everything.
And what happened?
I don't know.
Like, I just closed the door and, like, I didn't...
Suddenly, I didn't know what to do next and, like, whoa.
Like, oh, yeah, I need to close it.
Damn.
Yeah.
My God.
That was...
You need to get checked up.
Yeah.
Go to doctor's, man.
Get checked up or something.
My brain isn't properly working today.
Well, actually...
Yeah.
I can't blame you because yesterday...
Yeah.
Okay.
So I was...
I was at my friend's place yesterday.
Wallachan, actually.
Oh.
I went to celebrate his thing as well.
Oh, that place.
Yeah.
To his house.
Mm-hmm.
But let's talk to you about that later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I got home from that.
I was, like, oh, you know, I feel like I want something sweet, you know?
Yeah.
Like, I went to the convini.
Mm-hmm.
Got myself, like, a Jell-O, you know?
Like a peach Jell-O.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, like the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The convini thing.
Yeah, the convini.
Yeah, I got myself a pack of peach Jell-O, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Bought it.
Came back to my house.
Mm-hmm.
And I was, like, oh, I need to open the keys.
So I put the peach, like...
Okay.
You know, I put the peach in front of the door, like, on top of the doorknob, right?
Okay.
Yeah, that's a weird thing to do.
Okay.
Put it on top of the doorknob.
Mm-hmm.
And I unlocked it.
Yeah.
And I...
Oh, what?
Yeah, I know.
Like, I did something to it, right?
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Yeah.
I got inside.
Yeah.
And then I went to the bathroom after that.
Oh.
Right?
Okay.
And then after getting out of the bathroom, I was, like, okay, let me eat my peach Jell-O.
Yeah.
But, like, I was, like, oh, shit, where's my peach Jell-O?
Wait.
The last time I remember seeing a peach Jell-O was putting it on top of the doorknob outside.
Yeah, yeah.
I went outside, checked.
Yeah.
Didn't see anything.
Of course.
So I was, like, okay, I must have put it in.
Like, I must have, like, placed it somewhere as I was going to the bathroom.
Yeah.
I was, like, I looked everywhere.
I looked at all the dosen.
Wow.
I looked at all the places that's possible, those possibilities where I could have put
the peach Jell-O.
Yeah, from the door to the bathroom, I guess.
I remember, living room.
Oh, even?
I went, yeah, I checked the living room, fridge, you know, on top of every shelf out there.
Wow.
Wow.
I couldn't find it.
I literally, I, I kid you not, I spent literally 20 minutes.
To find that?
Holding a spoon in my hand.
Fucking spoon in my hand, walking all over my room, looking for my fucking peach Jell-O.
Oh, that's funny.
I kid you not, I did that for a good 20 minutes.
Wow.
Wow.
I felt like I was a dumbass.
Yeah.
I felt like I needed to get checked up by a doctor.
I fucking did.
Yeah, the fact that you were holding your spoon was.
I fucking was.
Very, very like foolish thing.
I, I know.
I know.
Did you find that finally?
I finally found it.
It was in my backpack.
It was in my backpack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, I felt like a fool.
True.
I felt like an idiot.
True.
Dumbass, just fucking.
I couldn't believe I spent the last 20 minutes, you know, just looking all over the place.
For your spongy jelly.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a good fucking peach jello, by the way.
Yeah, of course, should be.
Good jello.
Yeah, yeah.
Funny.
Yeah.
Maybe you didn't get some sleep, but that's why.
Yeah, that's why, that's why.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Happens, right?
Yeah, happens.
Happens.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
I get it.
I'm relieved to hear that.
Yeah.
We always.
We're both dumbasses.
And yeah.
And one more thing.
I had one more dumbass thing this morning.
All right.
But the fact is I forget it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I forget.
What did I forget?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Wait.
So something happened.
Yeah.
Just like I posed.
Just like the one I told you just a few minutes ago.
OK.
And I had one more dumbass thing this morning.
I had one more episode.
Oh, you had one more.
Right.
So some dumbass episode.
Yeah, from this morning.
OK.
But I forget it.
You forgot.
Oh, my God.
The ultimate dumbass.
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Yeah.
Can't get any more dumber than that, right?
Yeah.
I forget.
You forget your story, right?
Yeah, that's.
Damn.
Damn.
I can't believe it.
Shocker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a shocker.
That's a.
You know, it's a big one.
Yeah, that's a big one.
Yeah.
It's just.
I'm sad.
You should be sad.
You should really be sad, man.
Like, you're 28.
You're not.
Yeah.
You're somewhere.
You're young.
You're not even in the 30s.
You're forgetting shit.
You should be sad.
Yeah.
You should be worried.
I'm sad.
You know.
Yeah.
Something is wrong.
Yeah.
Obviously, something's wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But beside that.
Yeah.
I'm doing great.
Well, you're doing great.
Beside that.
Beside being a dumbass, you're doing great.
Well, that is good to hear.
Yeah.
Like, I went to the gym yesterday, last night.
That's great, man.
That's like.
That's so healthy.
Yeah.
I'm getting, like, buff.
Yeah.
In becoming dumbass.
At the same time.
Dumbass getting buff, right?
I mean.
I made a sandwich yesterday.
Dumbass made a sandwich, you know.
A good sandwich, though.
You know.
I bought.
So, I saw this TikTok, right?
It was a sandwich recipe.
Okay.
Right.
It had, like, 2 million likes.
Wow.
Pretty viral.
Yeah.
So, the sandwich was like.
Did you just hear the way I pronounce sandwich?
Sandwich.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
This is a dumbass pronouncing a sandwich.
Yeah, that's how we say it, yeah.
So, it was like bread, right?
It wasn't like a chocopin or anything.
It was more like.
What do you call those?
It's not buckets.
It's more like.
It's like this.
A bit round.
Yeah, round, more thicker.
Like a football?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like a Subway sandwich, but you cut it all the way
and then you scoop out the inside of the bottom half, right?
So you make like a little, like a bowl, right?
Inside, you put mozzarella cheese,
tomatoes, fresh tomatoes, oregano, olive oil.
Yeah, it's like garlic on.
Yes.
Garlic, bake it, take it out, pesto.
Pesto is like a basil sauce, you know?
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Basil-based sauce, very tasty.
First time I had it, unbelievably good.
Wow.
Pesto, yeah.
Pesto on top, like a very green kind of sauce, right?
Put the other half on top, bite it.
Yeah, that's so good, so good.
That's very-
That's a dumb ass move, dumb ass move.
So intelligent, explaining the taste with that sound.
But you can imagine it's tasty, right?
The combination's perfect.
I mean, the pesto sauce, you should try the pesto sauce.
We can purchase it in a-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to a grocery store, like a big one.
Not like some shit in my basket thing.
Go to like a big store.
I love my basket, but like that's very small, right?
So like a big one.
Is that called pesto?
Yeah, it's called pesto sauce,
but I believe the Japanese name was something else.
It was more like basil something,
basil pasta sauce or something like that.
Yeah, it's definitely basil-based.
It included, I think, basil, garlic, some other-
Leave oil.
Yes, stuff like that.
It's not that salty, but has a strong taste of basil,
which makes it, which is so good.
It's perfect, yeah.
Add like a shitload of that to the sandwich, lovely.
Yeah.
Awesome.
That's great, it's healthy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess so.
Healthy and like, you know, very delicious food.
It is, it is, it is.
Yeah, Korea, buy it.
A dumbass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.