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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast.
Jesus, you good?
All right.
You good, man?
Look at my face, guys.
You're...
My face is filled with black, purple, red spotsand...
What are those?
All these patches and stickers and...
Yeah, why are there so many stickers on your...
Is that...
Dude.
All right.
Is that part of the process, or like...
This is...
This is part of the process.
I'm on my downtime.
Oh, I see.
Is that something...
It's supposed to be like that.
It's supposed to be like this.
It's supposed to be like this.
Okay.
Right.
Good, good, good.
So, I just got back from a China-Korea trip.
Oh, you went to China-Korea?
Yeah, yes. It was a China-Korea trip.
In Korea, I told you last time that I was going todo something.
The...
The surgery.
Right.
I do some sort of a beauty surgery.
Right.
So, I did it.
Obviously.
Obviously.
I can tell that you did something.
So, what did I do?
I did...
Uh...
All-you-can-see spots.
All-you-can-see spots?
Okay.
Okay.
Just like a buffet.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
And all-you-can-eat moles.
Is that something how you call them?
Like, all-you-can-eat?
Yeah.
That's what they named it.
You got, like...
It's like a...
All-you-can-eat.
It's like all-you-can-eat.
Right.
Right.
It's like a buffet.
You got, like, 60-minute...
Yeah.
Dig that one out.
Dig this one out.
Dig this one out.
I think I'm full.
Yeah.
So, basically...
Basically...
Um...
Basically, anything on your face.
You wanna...
You know, I don't want this...
Like, shimashimi.
I don't want this...
Hokuro.
Take it out for me.
And they'll do it for you.
Okay.
Right.
And, um...
I took out...
I left out this one big...
Hokuro that I have.
Okay.
Yeah, because this was...
I don't know.
It was big enough that it was, like...
I didn't wanna go too much of a...
I know.
Okay.
I went off with the other ones,
which was very small and minor.
So, yeah.
I left one that's...
Okay.
Just below my left eye.
Yeah.
But besides that, I took out all the other ones.
There were 15.
Wow.
There were 15.
Okay.
Little...
Hokuros and shimis and everything.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, no.
Just Hokuro was 15.
And shimis, like...
You see all these, like, black, purple...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red spots?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's all shimis.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
There were...
I don't know how many there were.
Yeah.
But a lot.
Yeah.
It's like you...
I don't know how should I describe...
It's like you...
Well, basically, it looks like you're injured.
Like you're punched in the face, right?
Yeah.
They're supposed to be like that.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
The surgery...
Well, it's not technically a surgery, but like thething...
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I did it, I think, 3 days ago.
3 days ago?
Yeah.
And it's gonna take 2 weeks to fully recover.
I see.
So this is gonna be like this for 2 weeks.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
Wow.
Once they're gone, like your skin will, like,newly, like, reborn?
Yeah, yeah.
They're supposed to be reborn, and you're gonnacome back with a shimmy-less and a hokuro-lessface.
Wow.
It's supposed to be.
Oh, so for, like, the stickers, you got hokuros?
Is that something...
Stickers are for hokuros.
Okay, okay, okay.
Right.
Is it because bigger than the shimmies, you needto protect?
Okay, yeah.
So the thing is, so the hokuros, what you do is...
It's a tansangasu laser.
What it is, what it does, is it sort of, like, itdigs your skin.
Oh.
So your hokuro, yeah, so your hokuro, you havesome dark spots, right?
Yeah.
And it's a little bit deep.
It's not just, you know, on the layers of yourskin.
It goes just a little bit deeper, so you're gonnahave to cut out all that dark spot.
Wow.
And it digs a little bit.
Okay.
So if I take this sticker out right now, you'llsee there's, like, a little bit of a, like, acrater.
It's a hole?
Yeah, like a hole the size of, like, twomillimeters.
And, yeah, and right now, the skin's trying to fixthe hole, so it releases a lot of shinshitsu eki.
Okay.
And I put the patch on to do the...I let the shinshitsu eki fix by itself.
Just like kizukupowerpot.
That's exactly right.
It's the exact same logic as kizukupowerpot.
Shinshitsu ryoho.
Shitsujun ryoho, sorry.
Shitsujun ryoho is the name of the method, right?
So I have to keep it moist.
If I let it dry, the shinshitsu eki is gonna,like, dry up, and it's gonna turn into kasabuta,which is not good.
Oh, okay.
You wanna keep it moist, and you wanna let it healby the shinshitsu eki.
I see.
Right, so that's what I'm doing right now.
I'm trying to keep it covered.
Yeah.
And you're not supposed to be under the sunlight?
That's right.
I have to protect my skin from the UV.
Yeah, you should, you should.
So your skin is, like, damaged, right?
Right now, it's very much damaged, yes.
It's very sensitive.
It's very damaged, and...
Right, right.
Wow.
Yeah.
But you're happy with that, right?
I mean, so far, you know, it's like this.
So, like, it's like, wow!
Damn!
But, like, hopefully, two weeks, I'll be happywith my decisions, right?
Like, this will be all gone, and hopefully, it'sgonna, you know, be satisfying.
Hopefully.
I'm looking forward to it.
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But, um...
It will be.
It will be.
But you knew what was gonna happen, like...
Yeah, I knew that there was gonna be somedowntime.
But I didn't think it was gonna be this severe.
Yeah, like, I thought it was gonna be, like...
I was gonna try to, like, not tell anybody.
Yeah, that was the plan, right?
Right, that was my plan.
Yeah.
And I thought, you know, someday, you know, youmight be like,
Hey, did you do something to your skin?
Like, that was what I was aiming for, but, like,it was impossible.
Yeah, my downtime is just so severe, so...
You need two weeks.
I need two weeks, yes.
Yeah.
So, for two weeks, you have to, like, coveryourself and just try not to be, like, the
That's right.
That's right.
Okay, okay, okay.
I have a sun umbrella.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sunscreen.
I'm not gonna go outside as much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For your skin.
So, for my skin for two weeks.
Yeah, for two weeks.
Yeah, but I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should.
You should.
For my skin.
Yeah.
But it was so cheap, though.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so, for that, it costed me about 50,000 yen.
Okay.
If you do it in Japan, if you do that, it's muchmore expensive.
About 100,000 yen, probably.
Wow.
Probably more.
So, I realized, really, Korea is very cheap withthe beauty, sejutsu.
And the quality was, you know, I have nothing tocompare.
Never done it before, but it was good.
It was great.
So.
Did you, like, talk in English or Japanese?
Oh, Japanese.
Oh, they talk Japanese?
Yeah.
So many Japanese come to Korea and do the sejutsuthat the Korean clinics,
now, many of them have Japanese staff.
Oh, I see.
They talk to you in Japanese.
Wow.
So, I didn't have to use a word of English norKorean.
Korea?
Involved Japanese.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, wow, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
The world is, like, developed.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was that painful?
Like, isn't it painful right now?
Right now, it's not painful.
Okay, okay.
Not at all.
But during the sejutsu, yeah, it was painful.
It was painful.
You dig in your skin.
So, like.
Sounds very scary, yeah.
Yeah.
You can feel it.
Yeah.
You can feel the lasers just digging into yourskin.
And it's like.
But they don't go deep that you'd bleed.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You have the skin layer.
And then you have the blood layer, right?
They don't go down to the blood.
It's just right above it.
Yeah, so.
It's bearable, though.
It's bearable, but.
Okay.
I can't say it wasn't painful.
Yeah.
Right.
So, we'll see.
We'll see how we'll do in two weeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And, yeah.
You know, every time I laugh, the sticker juststretches.
Bothering me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You should.
Can I show you a picture of my face right afterthis review?
Okay, show me.
Come on.
You were not bleeding, right?
Were you?
Bleeding?
Yeah.
I'm not bleeding.
Okay.
I'm not bleeding.
Okay, okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Look.
It looks so painful.
I know, right?
It looks like I got beat up by somebody, right?
It's like you, you got like, you know, like, pink,red, like.
Oh, yeah.
You know, like.
When somebody slaps you in the face, like, youknow, those, like, slapping contests, right?
Yeah.
It's like I joined that, right?
Wow.
Yeah.
It's just like some of those, like, like, mangasor, like, animes that you, you know, you got,like.
The shape of the hand, right?
Exactly on your skin.
Okay, it's like that.
I know.
So, compared to this one.
Compared to this, right?
You're like, um.
It got much.
Yeah, I heal so much more.
Yeah, yeah.
Especially like those, like, little, the red ones,like.
It's basically, it's 70% gone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Redness.
Yeah.
I would say, yeah.
Very painful.
Oh, it must be.
Oh, yeah.
It looks very painful.
Yeah.
But it was, I, I believe it was worth it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hope so.
Hope so.
I hope so.
Hopefully, we'll see in two weeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so, uh.
I'll probably be in the YouTube video and onTikTok with this face as well.
Yeah.
So, heads up, guys.
Yeah, so.
Heads up.
You don't have to worry that, like, he might beinjured or, like.
Yeah.
Punched on by somebody on the street or something.
It's, it's, it's.
Maybe, maybe on TikTok, I'll do, like, a beautyfilter.
Where, like, my skin is, like.
Do they have that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, it's not noticeable at all.
But we'll see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
That is not something I expected, like, obviously.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
I saw you, like, return with, like, fully, I don'tknow, like, smooth skin or something.
Smooth skin, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're gonna need some downtime.
Yeah, yeah.
Way more powerful.
That's right, that's right.
That means that, that's, that's very effective,right?
It has the power.
Right, right.
It's generally.
Yeah.
It's, right, the more downtime, it kind of meansthat your skin is, has to recover,
which means your skin's, you know, reborn, quote,unquote.
So.
Yeah.
Right.
So, there you go, guys.
Hope so.
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Yeah, hope so, hopefully.
So, wish me luck, guys.
All right.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Stop that.
