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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast. Hello.
Yeah, I'm still in kind of, you know, it's like after you saw a really good movie and you feel
still like, you know. Yeah, you haven't processed it for a year, right? I know. Look, you want to
ポリープの発見
see a picture of my, um, ポリープ? Why not? The doctor was like, hey, your ポリープ is so rare.
What do you mean? Okay. They were like, we've never seen this type of, this shape of ポリープ.
Okay, okay. So what's your image of, what does it look like in your head? Like a regular ポリープ.
I don't know, rounded and just, um, like that. Like, pew, right? It's a little bump. Yeah.
Uh, mine. Yeah. Are you okay with these pictures? I think so, yeah. Yeah.
It's like a little boy. It's like a little boy sticking out of my throat.
Look at him. It's like a fucking, it's like a fucking sandbag.
Fucking long ass. It's so long.
Okay. Is he like, talk? I think he talks. Yeah. I think he talks.
I think you can communicate with him. Yeah. Oh, that's funny.
This is funny. Cute little boy. But he's gone now. It's kind of sad.
Okay, you cut out. Yeah, it's kind of sad. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, it's gone now. It's like your little,
I don't know, brother. Yeah, my little brother in there. Oh, man.
You know the ロボチンコ you have? I think it's longer than that.
Because whole, this is your whole, what, where is it? This is 大腸, so not throat.
Okay, but still, yeah, like, I don't know how big the circle is though. But this guy's pretty big.
You're almost blocking all the, I know, the airway, right?
I know. Oh, it's funny. Yeah. Cute little guy. Yeah. He's gone now though. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, they send you those pictures too. Yeah. All the pictures they took. Yeah. Well, I asked.
Can I have the photos? Yeah. So when they cut it, they put a little metal clip on to stop it
from bleeding. So I have a metal clip inside my body right now. Right now? Right now. And they
said that in several days, this clip is going to come out with your shit. Okay. Yeah. How big is this?
I have no idea, actually. Because you don't remember anything. Yeah, I don't remember anything. And I don't know how,
I don't know what the scale is of this picture. So like, it could be this small, it could be this big.
What if like this big?
I have three in there.
Oh, that's funny.
It's really interesting to see inside your body like this. Yeah. I've never seen these pictures like this.
Right? So it's a great opportunity to see what's inside you. That's real, your inside. Right.
The real ones. Right, the truth inside of me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Interesting.
Very interesting. But nothing found? Like something real terrible, bad? Nothing, nothing bad.
巨大ポリープの発見
Nothing bad. They just found one little cute boy. One little boy.
I found a boy. I gave birth to a boy.
I would be laughing if I were a doctor and just went inside you and you just found a little boy and then,
Hey, look at that! A little boy!
Yeah. Oh, it's funny. Yeah, I hope those metal things are not that big. I know.
They shouldn't be because it's gonna naturally come out. Right, right. It shouldn't be that bad.
Oh, it's big.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
If this, if this is the size of my daicho, the clip is like this big.
Well, the clip was like what, two centimeters?
Oh, shit.
It's a big-ass clip.
Oh, shit.
That's scary.
Yeah, that's what...
Wait, wait, wait.
If that's five to eight centimeters,
and my poripu, this big boy poripu,
it goes more than halfway,
so that means it's like at least five centimeters long.
That's a fucking long poripu.
It's not poripu anymore.
I don't know, it's just a...
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What is that?
Oh, God.
How did he grow that way?
I know.
Is he hard?
I don't know.
How he's...
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
It looks a little like metallic.
It does look metallic.
Right, because it's like shiny.
Shiny, yeah.
Oh, I see.
That's why.
That's why it looks metallic?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what...
That's what it says.
Yeah, that's what it says.
Okay.
I hope...
The little boy?
Yeah, it's nothing bad.
The metal things, yeah.
Oh, yeah, the metal clip, right.
Hopefully.
If you suffer from those things,
that would be...
That's true.
That should be part of the experience, right?
If this is so painful,
like shitting out that clip,
then it's not gonna be maybe as much worth it.
Right.
I'll give you a report on that as well.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I hope they're not that big.
Hopefully.
Yeah, like this small or little.
Hopefully.
But still,
even if it's like...
Is it metal?
It's metal, so...
I've never shitted out a metal, so...
Kind of scary.
Hopefully it's gonna be in the middle.
Right?
Because you don't want it to scratch your ass.
Yeah.
If it was like the edge,
and then that guy goes like...
Like that, and...
It's gonna like samurai sword my fucking anal.
Oh...
That is scary.
It's like you...
You're swallowed by a huge whale.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Oh, fuck.
It's true.
Yeah, hopefully.
It's gonna go in the middle.
Right.
Are they all kind?
健康検査の重要性
Yeah, they were all kind.
They were all kind, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They weren't like extra, extra grandma nice.
But...
I don't know.
Nothing like...
Nothing harsh.
Like you find in some hospitals.
Some hospitals are kind of cold, right?
But no, nothing like that.
It's good.
It's like it's normal.
Yeah.
If they're like too friendly to you,
at some point.
Especially those like tests and things.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If they're like...
You know, professional.
That's better.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Tell me if you go.
Yeah.
But I have to hear the story
of your little things.
I have to listen to that story
and then...
Start considering.
Yeah.
Do you know where to go
for the Batuu Mu?
I still have not started.
But I don't think there's any like
trick, right?
Easiest way.
It's not like, yeah, yeah, there's only one way.
Just drink it and then like
spin it.
That's the only method, right?
There's no research to be done.
Right? Probably.
So I just gotta do it.
But I feel like
I will be okay with the Batuu Mu.
Okay.
Why do you feel so?
I can hold it in. I can hold in gags.
I see, I see.
I feel like I can manage it.
You know?
Yeah.
I hope so.
I'm not that scared though.
Like soon?
So yeah, it's a half a year schedule.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, like every...
Every year around this season,
I do the Ikamera.
And then I'm gonna
shift it half a year.
So like, so half a year
from today, I can do the Batuu Mu.
And then half a year and then I do the Ikamera.
Batuu Mu, Ikamera.
So you do
twice?
That's right. And then I'm gonna do
on the same timing of the Ikamera,
Batuu Mu, I'm gonna do a
Kenkoshina from a different company.
Oh, okay.
It's like a blood test.
Yeah.
Like a Shindenzu.
Those ones, yeah?
That's right. Yeah, those simpler ones.
That's right.
That's good.
Yes.
Great thing.
Thank you.
So...
So far you found anything?
Anything bad?
No, nothing bad.
That's good.
Just one living little creature.
That's right.
A little elf in there.
That's right.
I am concerned about
this year's results
as in terms of
Oh, true.
I was scared about that a little bit.
So I thought I'm a little bit...
I'm waiting for the results to come in.
Okay. Did you test
that at the same time? I did.
I did it at a different place.
I did the normal Kenkoshindan at a different place.
巨大ポリープの発見
So you do twice
Kenkoshindan at one year?
Yeah.
Like the average.
Like the Kenkoshindan
and then Ikamera.
That's my set.
That's right.
Yeah. Hopefully
Nyo-Sanchi gets
slower.
What about your eyes?
Is the time okay?
What about your eyes and...
My eyes? Yeah, my eyes are okay.
My eyes were... Yeah, not bad.
They're okay.
I forget the details but
the pressures...
They're not up.
They're not up.
They're okay.
So far, so good.
But I still have to keep in check.
So that's that.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
