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Hello!
Hey guys!
Okay!
This one?
Did I?
I'm not sure if I read this before, but...
Okay!
I'm sure we remember!
Yeah!
We're big boys!
This is from Yu-san.
Okay!
おしぼりで顔を拭く
先日、誰にも見られていないのを確認して、 初めてこっそりおしぼりで顔を拭いてみました。
ないんじゃない?
読んでないね。
Oh, thanks. Yeah.
信じられないくらいの心地よさでした。
Oh, no!
人前で拭いてしまう日も近いかもしれません。
Uh-uh.
お二人はおしぼりで顔を拭きますか?
The OGs are on stage!
Have you done it before?
Yes.
Hahaha!
Have you had days...
Have you had younger days where you looked at people doing the wiping the face and went like,
Oh, that's such a lame OG-san thing to do.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So, justify it for me.
How...
How...
How...
What...
What happened there?
I mean, I don't know.
It's just...
It was a summer day.
It was a summer day.
It was a hot summer day.
It was very hot.
Okay.
You know, I was sweating.
You were sweating.
Yeah, like, very oily.
Yeah, all over your face.
Yeah, like, face oil.
You know, oily and shit.
Yeah, and I was very, like, tired and very dirty, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, and just went to...
You went to the shower.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went in the restaurant and, um, you know, I felt good with the A.C.
Uh-huh.
It was nice.
But still, like, I was, like, you know, sweating around there.
Yeah.
I was very, um, uncomfortable at all.
Yeah.
Not, you know, focusing on the dishes.
Uh-huh.
And I found this little, you know, towel.
A little towel rolled up?
Yeah.
It's all pretty and shiny.
Very, very cold.
Oh!
And I...
And now, of course, I wipe my hand.
Yeah!
Of course, that's what you're supposed to do, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what it's there for.
And then, you know, it's...
You know, it's good.
Good, like, in the start, like...
Good texture?
Yeah, like, start...
You know, just wipe loose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, just wipe loose a bit.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it feels good on the skin, right?
Yeah, it's good.
It's the right amount of texture, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
Then you can't stop.
Then you couldn't stop.
The rest of it, you can't stop.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh.
I just couldn't stop myself.
You just couldn't stop.
You just went for the face.
Yeah.
Boom!
Boom!
Wow.
How was it?
Brilliant.
Oh, no.
But let me say...
Okay.
It wasn't like this.
It was not a goshi goshi?
No.
Okay.
It's just a simple wipe.
Yeah, I guess.
Just a quick wipe.
Quick wipe.
Like a hankachi, right?
Yeah, cool, gentle, quick wipe.
Quick wipe, okay.
Several times, but...
Yeah, I mean, I guess a hankachi wipe is not that bad, you know?
Yeah, yeah, it's just a simple...
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I think that's...
It's an okay wipe.
Yeah.
Oh, just a little bit of a...
Little bit of the goshi goshi.
Just a quick...
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, you know.
To stay and hold.
Yeah.
Then a quick wipe.
The coldness.
Yeah, I see.
I see.
I see.
That's what I did.
All right.
So for me, I've never done it.
Oh, you've never done it?
Well, a quick hankachi wipe, yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
But, you know, I was never lowered in.
I never got that...
I see.
It was just a towel.
Oh, yeah.
おしぼりで顔を拭く気持ちよさについて
Like, it wasn't like, oh, it feels good.
You know, it was just a towel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I am pretty confident that that would not happen to me.
Oh, really?
Because...
Okay, okay.
I...
You know how I have started doing skincare?
Right?
Because of the Datsumo and everything, I wanted to...
Right.
I got knowledge.
Oh, you got knowledge, okay.
Yeah.
And I know how it's important to stay moisturized.
I know how it's important to not get shigaisen.
I see.
And one more third pillar that's important.
Okay.
No masatsu.
Oh.
No masatsu, man.
So no goshi goshi.
That is very bad.
That's very bad.
That is very bad.
Wow.
That's giving futon to your skin.
And I know that.
Okay.
So I probably won't.
Oh, you're not going to do the goshi goshi.
Yeah, it's not good for your skin.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think it's not good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With that knowledge, it's true.
Yeah.
I don't think you should do it.
Right.
Is goshi goshi bad for your skin?
Yeah, because it's friction.
It's giving too much friction.
Oh.
Yeah.
I see.
So...
So it's a gentle wipe?
Yeah, I mean, just a tap.
Tap is great.
Okay.
But like a wipe is already giving friction, I think.
Ah, I see, I see.
Like this gesture.
Yeah, the friction gesture, I think it's bad.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm going to tap my face.
Yeah, I mean, tapping is okay.
Yeah, I think tapping is okay.
Oh, what about you just widen the towel and then you put it like this and you tap it like this.
Well, I mean, if you have enough balls to do that in the store, then I guess it's okay.
Like I guess a towel tap is not as bad as a goshi goshi.
Yeah, I think so.
Maybe good for your skin because it's like pack, you know, when you do pack.
Well, I think it's like you have to keep that moisture in you.
After that, you don't have anything to cover up that moisture, right?
All it does is it's going to go away.
I see, I see.
So I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's giving anything positive.
Maybe not as bad, but nothing positive.
I see, I see.
But not bad?
Not that bad, I guess.
It's just embarrassing.
Yeah.
Public humiliation.
True, that's true.
Is all you get.
Yeah, yeah.
But you can see the others while doing this.
You can't see the others.
You're facing up with the towel on top.
Yeah.
Or you can't see the others.
I can't see the others.
That's true.
That's true.
Well, if you're okay with that, then I guess you can do it.
It's not bad for the skin, right?
Yeah, I guess it's not bad for the skin.
I see.
I think so, yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I don't think it's that much of a...
I don't think it's that...
So apart from the skin care shit, I don't think it's that bad, though.
Like if the person does like a wipe on their face.
Like maybe it's just for me, but I've come to an age where I can accept any of that act,
like Yoji-san shit that they used to say.
When you were young, you didn't like that gesture?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was a, oh, that matters.
That's what I thought.
Right.
Yeah.
Why didn't we need to wipe our faces at all when we were young?
Why did that gesture was that far from us when we were young?
おじさん舌とおじさんあくび
It's a good question.
Yeah.
Or like do you...
So do you go on sense sometimes?
Sometimes, yeah.
Do you say like, ah, when you get in the bathtub?
Yes.
You do?
Yeah, I kind of do.
You've been doing it since you were a very small kid?
Yeah, as far as I remember.
Like it's not the Yoji-san, ah, but more like...
Okay.
Yeah, that one.
That I do.
That's good.
Yeah.
I'm talking about those Yoji-sans one, like...
Or like when Yoji-sans go...
Not right?
Yeah, those.
What are they do though?
I don't know.
I think that's natural for them.
They don't even like recognize it.
I think it's just very kimochi for them, you know?
They just came naturally?
Yeah, I think it's just naturally have come to find out that that is very kimochi.
You know, I think they just want to...
I think they have enough on their plate that they don't want that time to be ruined.
I see.
I think it's just, yeah.
I appreciate the moment.
Yeah, I mean, they don't...
They're already kiyotsukau to everything else, like the company and all the ningenkankeis
and the family and everything.
They don't want that sneeze moment to be bothered by anyone else.
I see.
Like, I already have enough to worry about.
Let me just do my shit.
I see.
I don't know, but maybe that's one.
True.
Yeah.
That's possible.
Yeah, I see.
Let me know if I start doing that.
Okay, all right.
I feel like out of the three of us, I think you're the first one to start something like this.
Because I already say oyajijaku so many times.
Oh, yeah, you do, you do.
Yeah.
You do.
There's red flags already.
I'm coming.
Yeah.
Wait, so when you get an onsen, do you go for that?
No, no, no.
No.
Still not.
But do you find yourself kind of holding back from doing that?
Well, onsen, no.
Not at all?
Not at all.
No craving for anything?
Yeah, still very questioning phase.
Why are they that loud?
What about sneezing?
Do you want to sneeze like the end of the world?
Or do you just don't have any preference on sneezing?
I don't have any preference, but did you ever?
No, I've never witnessed you going all out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
What about, what about drink some alcohol?
And then, kind of, you know.
I don't do that.
And I don't, because we're not an alcohol drinker in the first place, I guess.
So.
But you enjoy the taste of alcohol.
Yeah, I do.
I don't.
So I never got that good feeling.
But I don't know, maybe for you.
Yeah, I do it with even like ginger ale.
I do it.
When you go to the nomikai and everybody drink some beers.
And then I order a ginger ale and a kanpai.
But you know what?
I can't blame you because when I'm really thirsty and I drink a glass of.
Yeah, yeah.
Ice cold water.
Yes.
I go for that.
That's the same thing.
The same thing.
Yeah, right.
Right.
So on that sense, on that factor, we're kind of already in the Ojiisan Shoma sense.
It's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And to you.
No, I'm not going to say this.
Is it something not suitable for public?
Well, it's in between, but.
In between, yeah.
No, no, no, I'm going to say it after that.
You're going to keep it friendly.
You're going to keep it family friendly this time.
Right, right, right.
おしぼりの気持ちよさ
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
You know the one.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Am I going to stop the recording?
Yeah.