ウォシュレットとカップルの距離
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Hello.
Hello, hello.
Every time you walk in the area,
you know, the slight metal sound.
Yeah.
That makes me laugh.
Is that metal?
No, no, no. It just makes me laugh.
It looks like you're walking and just getting some coins.
Just like Mario.
Like Mario?
Yeah, yeah.
It does make this metal sound over here.
So, let's pick some latest message.
So, this is Momozono-san.
Okay.
Hello, Kevin and Yama-chan.
Hello.
Welcome back, Kevin.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I think, well, not in my place.
We had a separate bathroom.
But I guess many of the bathrooms, the sinks,
they're right next to each other, I guess.
I see.
In many houses.
In many houses.
Okay.
Yeah.
And yeah, if the couples are, you know, that kind of couple,
but yeah, that happens.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is it like how...
So, do you have the shower booth?
Yeah, we got the shower.
We got the bathroom.
You mean the...
Right next to it.
The toilet, right?
Yeah, the toilet.
And then right next to it is your senmendai.
It's all in one room.
It's all in one room.
Yeah.
You don't have any shikiris?
Nope.
No, nothing?
Yeah, only the shower curtain, I guess.
That's there, but that's it.
So if you like, for example, washing your face.
Yeah.
And then somebody can come and use the toilet at the same time.
Yes.
Right, you could peek and watch them take a shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, I mean, yeah, in some houses, yeah, it's like that.
Okay, it's possible.
It's possible.
Is it a regular thing to do that?
Well, yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on the couple, right?
Like, it's just...
There are some...
I mean, like in Japan, many couples don't want partners to see, you know, you taking a shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally normal.
Okay.
But, like, as Shiohi said, like, in dramas, Shiohi sees these kind of scenes several times.
So is it, like, not that, like, surprising to you?
Within the range of, like...
Yeah.
I would say...
I mean, that, you know, is it that really normal?
Like, is it really, really normal?
I wouldn't say it's that normal.
Okay.
Like, for me, for my, like, kankaku.
It's not...
Most people want to separate it.
Yeah.
That's my, like, kankaku.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Though...
I see.
Yeah.
So, yoku aru koto nanodeshou ka?
Yoku wa nai.
Yeah.
I'm not too confident on that, though.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Okay, I see.
But it's possible.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, you know, it's like, it's like, like, woman, like, can you fart in front of your
husband?
Like some couples do.
Yeah.
You know?
And if a couple does that, they'll be like, yeah, that happens.
Right?
Yeah.
But, like, I would say more couples don't fart, especially the woman, in front of their
husband, than not.
So, that's kind of similar kankaku.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hmm.
So, it seems to, like, for example, like, I'm coming to your place, and I don't know,
stayed, and then next morning you wash your, or I don't know, brush your teeth, and I come
in and just use the toilet.
Oh, no, that's not going to happen.
Like, no.
If it's a friend, that's...
No.
Ah, okay, okay.
You don't want to see your friend pooping.
It's only for like...
I mean, I don't want...
No.
Okay, okay.
It's only for, like, couples.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
Like kids.
Like kids?
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
It's possible?
Sure, it's possible.
Ah, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
ウォシュレットの感想
But, I mean, you would hate the American bathroom, Yamchaan.
What do you mean?
The seats are cold.
Oh.
There's no washer at the door.
Yeah.
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
Once you get used to the Japanese ones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't use them.
I'm actually thinking about buying the same portable washlet that you bought because of
my, you know, my problems and...
Oh, true.
You know, right?
You said you finally started using the washlet.
I did.
From a few months ago, I guess?
Yeah, before the whole surgery thing, I started using the washlet.
Yeah.
They're great, man.
They're great.
Wasn't it, like, scary to you?
It was very scary.
It was very scary.
Very scary.
So, I had to move my butt so that it would definitely hit my thighs first.
Okay.
So...
I didn't...
Yeah, it was scary to, like...
What if it hit directly on my anus?
Yeah, and it would be, like, really strong.
Yeah, I would scream, right?
I adjusted it so it would hit my thigh.
To see how strong it is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I moved it so that it would then hit my asshole.
Okay.
Yeah.
ウォシュレットの強さの違い
There's, you know...
So, once now that you get into the world of, like, the washlet, depending on the place,
the strength varies so much.
Yes.
The strength and the width of the spray.
Yes.
That is so different, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I would say most of the spray is way too hard.
Okay.
Way too strong.
I always go for the weakest one.
Really?
Yeah.
They're too strong.
Okay.
What do you do?
Is it not for you?
No.
Yeah.
All of those things are, like, too weak for me.
Oh, shit.
Every time.
Basically, I do, like, the maximum strength.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo.
If it, like, goes, like, lowest, that's, like...
It's not even, like...
Okay.
Yeah, I don't...
Like, who made this?
Oh, shit.
Really?
Have you?
You've gotten numb, man.
You've gotten really numb.
Have you been using the washlet ever since, you know, ever since forever?
What do you mean?
Like, ever since you were born?
No, no, no.
After...
I don't know when was that, but I guess, Shikaijin.
Oh, Shikaijin.
Yeah.
So, okay.
Several years of training.
Yeah.
I see.
Were you first, like, weak?
Were you first, like, sensitive and...
I don't think so.
Oh, so...
From the beginning, I was, like, the mid...
The middle.
You know, like, Hyojun.
And it was nothing for you?
Nothing for me.
You're still like, okay, not bad.
Yeah, because I thought that was the average.
That was the normal.
Oh, okay.
So, yeah.
I see.
So, you were, like, stronger from the beginning.
I think so.
I see.
But maybe years of training, you can...
Yeah.
Level up in it.
Yeah, I mean, I'll try to do that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if I should.
I feel like I've lost something if I get to that level, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
And sometimes when I...
Do you get this when you...
So, when you're doing the washlet, right?
And then you're...
When you loosen up too much...
What do you mean, loosen up too much?
So, you don't...
You don't...
Your butthole, and then you...
You close it up, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But when you loosen it up too much, it just...
The water goes in your body just a little bit.
And it feels kind of weird.
ウォシュレットの体験
Oh.
That happen?
I get that.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
That's...
Yeah.
For the beginning, I had that feeling, too.
Right.
Only the beginning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll be used to it.
I'll control it.
All right.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
