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2021-04-02 12:52

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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Welcome back again guys to another episode!
Great morning today!
9am?
9am!
9am, awesome!
You're eating your oatmeal.
I am!
We've got ourselves a cup of coffee, thank you for the coffee.
With the French press.
Tastes good actually.
Yeah, you said it's juicy, huh?
Yeah, I said it's juicy.
It's right.
I kind of was able to tell the difference.
Yeah, you're right!
This is a French press, so it's a little bit oily.
I use a paper draped one, so you're right, juicy one.
Right, right, right.
Your... oh wait, is that your pajama?
No.
That white...
It's my room...
Room wear?
Wear, kind of.
Wait, is that the one that Kake-chan was talking about?
When you sleep in a judogi kind of...
No.
Is that the one?
No.
Because that looks like a judogi to me.
No, it's a... no!
It's just usual white pants and...
Kaki pants?
It's white pants and white sweater.
It's not that one.
I mean, there's no one...
Not any pants, looks like judogi.
Can I see them?
The one Kake-chan was mentioning about?
You'll see how much he...
He...
He "mottere" (has)
Okay.
Well, I mean, Kake-chan do "mottere" a little bit.
Yeah.
He has the tendency of doing so.
Right.
I've noticed that over the past couple of months.
As he's telling stories of us.
So that makes it more...
That makes it... right, right.
But, yeah, he does that always.
You don't wear them anymore?
In your house?
Only in the summertime, so...
Ah, only in the summertime.
So it's like a breathable fabric.
Yeah.
Okay.
Excited to see that.
In that deep place that I have to dig all the...
All the...
Oh, yeah.
All my clothes.
Sorry about that.
No, no, no, no.
Giving you a hard time.
Yeah.
It's funny, man.
Have you done your Kakutei Shinkoku, by the way?
No, actually, no.
Not yet?
Have you?
No.
No.
I have not.
I have to do it.
How was last year?
Last year I was...
I used free...
Uh-huh.
The software called free.
I can't find that.
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Oh, you can't find it?
That's okay.
I don't want to give you so much trouble.
Deep.
It's deep inside.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to change clothes, by the way.
Oh, you have to change clothes?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Summer seasons, things.
Winter, autumn.
I actually have a really big Tansu.
It's all season Tansu.
Oh, really?
Right.
So I never have to change the season.
That's better, actually.
It's convenient, really, actually.
Right.
I put all the summer seasons clothes in a box, kind of, and put it in the really...
the backside.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
So it's kind of...
I have to change it.
Doesn't that give you, like, extreme moisture?
No?
Or like...
Like some sort of, like, mushi?
Like mushi kui, teki na?
Yeah.
Doesn't that give you...
I haven't met mushi before, but...
Uh-huh.
Potentially...
Right.
There's so many possibilities that I will get...
Encounter.
Yeah.
Encounter a small little hole.
Bugs and...
Mm.
Right.
Mm.
How's your oatmeal?
It's not good.
I mean, it's just simple plain oatmeal.
I didn't know that oatmeal was, like, in chunks.
Like, it's...
Yeah?
It's, like...
It feels like...
It looks like you're biting off of it from a hole.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I thought oatmeal was, like, all flakes, separated flakes.
All flakes?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, that's what it looks...
To me, it looks like flakes are in a huge chunk, to me.
Yeah.
Is that supposed to be like that?
No, actually.
Oh, okay.
It should be, like, a little more soup kind of...
Soup?
Yeah.
You mean add milks?
It should be more...
What?
You mean add milk?
Or no?
Water.
Water.
It should be more, like...
How do you say it?
Like, okayu thing?
Okayu, like...
Really?
It should be more, like...
Yeah.
It should be, like, when you eat flakes, cereal.
Mm-hmm.
But when you add some milk...
Yeah?
You know, it's kind of soup kind of thing.
Right, right, right.
It should be like that.
Oh, really?
So you're not adding...
Why aren't you adding liquid?
I don't...
Well, we don't usually add milks, but...
This time, I...
You know, water wasn't enough.
Oh, you didn't add enough water to it.
Yeah, I did a mistake.
Right, right, right.
I only, like, terrible.
Yeah, it looks terrible.
[laughter]
It actually doesn't look good.
Yeah.
It's like kind of something that cat would eat.
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[laughter]
Cat food.
Yeah.
It looks terrible.
Speaking of cats, the reason why I was late a little bit was I had a client on the way,
Noraneko.
What do you mean, client?
He suddenly came up to me and was like...
Mm-hmm.
Started, like, meowing to me.
[laughter]
Like, I had to take care of the clients.
Just...
She was giving me kind of the look.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Look, yeah.
She was in the middle of the streets, just like with her eyes just, like, all, like,
all around and looking up and shit like that.
Yeah.
And I just had to take care of her.
[laughter]
Like, as a professional, like, she...
Professional what?
[laughter]
Professional, like, Noraneko caretaker.
[laughter]
I had to be there for her.
You are?
Yeah, I actually...
Oh, really?
Yeah, I have...
I have luck.
I have...
Do you have any certification for do that as a professional?
Certainly not.
I definitely do not have one.
I don't think anyone provides some sort of a certification for that.
But you're a professional.
But I have given her such a great massage.
[laughter]
She came to me and was like, like, "Yeah!" kind of, right?
And then I started giving her, like, back massages.
Oh, really?
Yeah, she was like...
Her paws were like...
[laughter]
Feels good kind of paw.
Like, I can see her stretching, her paws stretching.
And, like, she was on the ground, just like, "Oh, yeah."
Like, that feels nice.
I can just read her body language.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I think she kind of enjoyed it.
Her tail was, like, swinging.
So she, uh...
She felt that.
She felt it.
Yeah.
Definitely.
She felt the, uh, right.
She felt the connection there.
Wow.
So, right, I had to take care of a client on the way here.
That's important.
So that's why I had to...
Sorry about that.
No, no, no.
It was like 10, 15 minutes kind of late.
No, it's important.
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
Wow.
I actually have a video...
I took a video of me massaging Chrisley.
Just check it out after this podcast.
I'll show it to you.
Or maybe send it to you.
Yeah, so that I can...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, anytime, right?
Thank you.
I never...
But you really love, uh, I mean, touching or feeding or, you know, or talking.
I don't know.
Communicating?
Communicating with those...
I do.
...Noraneko, Nora dogs.
Dogs, cats, uh, Hato.
They're all nice.
But I wonder if it's kind of, like, bad for them or the, I don't know, the city, I don't
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know, to, like, interact with Noraneko's because, like...
Probably if you feed them.
Yeah, I've never fed them before, just to make this clear.
Because I kind of knew that, like, if you start feeding them, they come at you and they
start remembering you and they, like, start to, like, you know, I don't know, they start
to cray for them.
So, like, I never fed them, but I do massage them.
So, like, I don't know if that's something I should be careful or not for the well-being
of the city.
What do you think?
Is that...
You think that's not a problem?
Massaging...
Well, if you're really, really good at massaging, they will be stuck, they will start clinging
for that.
That's a problem maybe?
That's a problem maybe, but...
Um, I haven't got to that level yet.
I gotta work on it harder a little bit.
Like, I need those cats to be waiting in front of my door, just be like, "Oh, your massage
is awesome."
Right, and make a line.
Yeah.
Then that's a problem.
I haven't gotten to that stage yet.
You know, some of those cats are really, like, not afraid of humans.
Yeah.
You know, most of the majority of the cats are like, when they, when you meet eyes, they
freeze and they take the position of like, "Okay, what are you gonna do?
I'm ready to run off."
And like, one step forward, you take one step forward, they just burst out.
Yeah.
They go, just run, right?
But some cats are just like, really calm.
And if you, if you, if you like, kneel down and just give them signs, they actually like,
walk towards you.
Yeah, like, yeah, like, I'm, yeah, I have the, I, I, I can, I can play with you right
now, kind of.
Really?
Yeah.
They come at you.
They actually walk slowly towards you.
And then they, yeah.
They're ready to receive your treatment.
Yes, they do.
Wow.
They do, actually.
Well, I've never touched them.
Never?
Never.
Okay.
I got afraid of them.
You're not allergic to them, right?
No, no.
No.
I don't think so, but I'm kind of, I'm kind of afraid of them.
They will bite me or, or.
Ah, they do bite you a little bit.
Like, if you, yeah, if you go, like, if you, I try to massage them.
I try to massage the, the, the, the root of the tail.
Yeah.
And they, yeah.
Wait, why do you try to massage them?
That's, so, so for them, the root on the backside of the root of the tail, I read that they're
really like, really like they feel good if they're.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I try to do that, but that for her, for that cat, for him, I don't know.
But like that, for that client, that was, she didn't like it.
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She started biting me.
Oh, really?
But it's not, see, look, the thing is the bite is really like gentle.
It's a gentle bite.
It's not like an enemy bite.
It's more like a communication bite and it's not painful at all.
Wow.
Yeah.
But not, not even a scratch.
Really?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Right.
So you should, yeah.
I should what?
You should, you should try one.
What?
Should I have some communication with the cats?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
Good morning, by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a first topic.
Peaceful.
All right.
Okay.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
Bye!
(fingers tapping)
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