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Welcome to Kellen's English Room Podcast!
Yay!
So uh, Yama-chan's eating his dinner right now.
What are you eating?
Say uh, chahan. Takana chahan.
Looks like a really good chahan.
It is.
Takana chahan?
Mmm.
What is a takana chahan?
It's a uh, white rice.
What's takana by the way?
It's a kind of vegetable.
It's like uh, spinach a little bit.
Spinach?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Takana.
Have you ever eaten takana onigiri?
Takana onigiri though?
I don't think I have.
Takana no tsukimono?
Takana no tsukimono?
No, I don't think I've, no I don't think I've had that before.
Are you sure?
No, I don't think so.
Or takana mentaiko gyudon?
Oh, takana mentaiko gyudon?
No, I don't think I've had it in the Navy though.
Oh, I have!
Yoshinoya.
Yoshinoya no gyudon no takana no bento, ne?
I think that's a sukiya.
Oh, that's a sukiya?
Yeah, sukiya.
Oh, the sukiya.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
It's pretty good.
It is good.
Really good.
I had them.
And you're eating your chocolate.
I'm eating my dinner right now.
It's my 7-11 saksaksokano shito jago.
That's what I'm eating right now.
My dinner.
So that means you don't, like you never stop eating and consuming sugar.
What do you mean?
Because you continue eating.
Yeah, I'm gonna eat the whole package.
Yeah, I mean, like recently you've been saying that you try to stop consuming sugar.
Yes, exactly.
Yes, yes, yes.
I am still on a challenge.
Yeah, I mean...
Like, I'm...
See, the last time, the thing was, like I did it too much, you know?
Like, I went to the extreme way too fast.
Like, I need to take steps before I get to the perfect balance of sugar.
So what I'm trying to do is like one out of every three or like one out of every four,
I try to stop myself from having sugar.
Right?
So now was the time that I really couldn't, I couldn't deal with not having sugar.
So I just had to have them.
You know what I'm talking about?
So this is unavoidable.
Unavoidable.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I am still in that, in the challenge of, you know, consuming less sugar.
It's a nice one.
Nice.
Yeah.
It's a nice thing, right?
It's good to take steps and not...
Right.
Stepping forward.
Not taking the...
One step forward, one step.
Yes, yes.
Step and a step.
Yeah.
Like tiny step.
Yeah.
That was actually the title of a Nijiu song.
I'm sure you didn't really know this.
Oh, sorry.
That was the joke here.
Sorry, I didn't...
Yeah, I didn't really expect you to know that.
So it's a step and a step.
Step and a step.
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Sorry about that.
Sorry.
I know.
Kake-chan knew.
Kake-chan's here with us today.
He's like, he's YouTube.
Yeah, we're in his house right now.
Yeah.
Hello, Kake-chan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do you feel, Kake-chan?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I think it's the really first time...
The first time he's actually been in an episode.
He reveals his English ability.
Yeah.
Which is like a...
Yeah.
He's a rapper.
Yeah.
He took that much of an empty space to say uh.
That's a really natural flow.
It was a natural flow, wasn't it?
Like native-born rappers.
I know, right?
I felt it.
Yeah.
Is that all you're gonna eat for dinner?
Yeah.
Is Takanawa rice?
Takanawa...
What?
Oh, okay, Takanawa's a station.
I know that.
Yeah, Takanawa.
It was a mistake.
It's a mistake.
Yeah.
Everyone makes mistakes, you know?
Takanawa, Takana, Takana Chahan.
Is that all you're gonna eat, man?
And also, I'm gonna eat Takanawa.
Yeah.
Is that all you're gonna eat, man?
And also, I ate a little Harumaki today.
Oh, you bought some Harumaki too?
Another one.
You bought them from the Chinese store?
The Chinese food thing.
I thought I bought...
I bought Chahan at a Chinese restaurant and Harumaki at a convenience store.
Oh, gotcha.
The hot snack.
Yeah.
Position, the place, you know, where they sell all that shit.
I really love Harumaki, actually.
You do?
Yeah.
Okay, first time...
I never knew you loved Harumaki so much.
Yeah.
I've been kept as a secret, so...
Oh, okay.
So secret revealed.
Yeah.
So tell me, what kind of Harumaki do you like?
Do you like the ones that are really, really crispy on the outside or do you like the ones
that are really soft?
You know how they got both of them?
You like the crispy ones?
The crispy one, I hate the soft ones.
You hate the little soft ones?
You know, like...
Where the skin's really moistered and it's really soft?
No, no, no, no, no.
You hate that?
No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't eat that.
Like, you know you could recover those little soft ones by using your little home oven toasters?
You can do that, right?
Yeah.
Two minutes, right?
Probably more.
Okay.
For that, it's probably more than two minutes.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it's a nice house, by the way.
Yep.
He's in a pretty big house.
He is.
It's clean and...
He's got a Roomba.
Wow.
Who has a Roomba in their house?
Right.
Like, I've never...
I don't think Roomba is...
In Japan, like, you know how Japan's really small?
Like, you don't...
Nobody really has a huge house, you know?
Right.
I don't think that Roomba will ever be a hero in a Japanese household.
Yeah.
Especially in Tokyo or Kanagawa, where it's more dense, right?
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
I've never seen Roomba in actually, like, moving around.
In action.
You've never seen a Roomba in action?
Yeah, in action.
Right, that's a one-point English right there.
Today's one-point lesson.
In action, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never seen Roomba in action, being used.
So I really want to try that.
I mean...
Maybe he'll let us.
What?
Maybe he'll let us.
Yeah.
Kake-chan!
Can I turn this on?
No, okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
Wow.
Oh!
I pushed the little clean button and it turned on.
Yeah, and said something.
Yeah, it made, like, a little noise, but it's not doing anything right now.
I'm sure I have to press another button.
Kake-chan's coming here trying to do something right now.
Wow!
Oh, shit!
Some crazy-ass fucking...
Wow!
Crazy machine, man.
Look at the arms right there.
Yeah, look, the arms are, like, fucking spinning and, like...
Jesus Christ!
Wow!
It makes a lot of noise.
Yeah.
Louder than I thought.
Wow!
Jesus Christ!
You're gonna be cleaned up by Numba.
Yeah, I will be.
He's gonna cut you out.
He chopped my arm off.
What the...
Wow!
Ow!
Ow!
Running over my hand!
Wow, he's so smart.
He is smart.
He can understand that you are...
Right, he's outlining my body.
Yeah.
Wow!
All right, I'm gonna turn it off.
Make him go to his house.
Wow!
Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?
I'm gonna go to my house.
He's not going to his house.
Oh, no, it just ended.
What?
Like, I was hoping for, like, a comeback to his station.
Yeah.
Like, I pressed this home button.
I'm gonna push the home button again.
Okay.
See if he goes back to his house.
Yeah.
I think he's going back to his house.
Wow!
Oh, shit, what are you doing?
He's just like...
So cute.
He's looking around.
Yeah.
That was cute.
Wow.
He's taking small steps.
Yeah.
Adjusting to the station.
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Wow!
Damn.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Wow!
Damn.
That was some loud ass shit, bro.
That was fucking loud.
That's animalation here.
Jesus Christ.
It's an animal.
Yeah.
It's a little, like, animal.
Animal with claws.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
You gonna buy that?
Do you want one?
How much is that?
How much is that?
10...
10...
10...
10...
Wow.
Wow.
It's a no buy.
Yeah.
It's a no buy.
No buy.
No.
I'm not gonna buy it.
Wow.
It's a no buy.
It's enough for me coming here.
Yeah.
Sometimes and...
Right.
Yeah.
You know.
Watch his...
Watch him moving.
Yeah.
Wow.
But it was pretty surprising.
It was.
It was fun.
What was surprising for you?
What was that?
It was, like, a little bit much louder than I thought.
Yes.
And faster than I thought, actually.
Right, right, right.
Mm-hmm.
And the way he moved, like, a little adjusting a little bit was so cute.
Cute.
Yeah.
I felt like his eyesight were better than I thought.
Oh, really?
Like, you know.
Where was the eye?
I don't know where it is, but, like, when he almost, you know...
Mm-hmm.
Well, he did run over me, but, like, he...
Yeah.
He never ran into a wall.
He just stopped right before, right?
Mm-hmm.
It's pretty amazing.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Wow.
Roomba.
Roomba, by the way?
Yeah, it's Roomba.
Eye robot.
No, it's not eye robot.
It's just robot.
Robot.
Robot, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was a new experience.
Yeah, that was fun.
All right.
Yeah.
And that's 10 minutes.
Okay.
All right.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for listening guys, bye bye.
