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2023-02-03 10:31

家電よ、もう隠れた条件はやめてくれ…

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Welcome to Kevin's English from podcast.
Hello.
I actually have something.
Okay.
I was talking about today.
This is I want to send out a message to all the electronics makers out there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like all the electric for all like, especially the Shiromono Kaden's.
Okay.
Like this podcast through this podcast.
Okay.
Like sharp.
Okay.
Panasonic.
You're thinking that this is going to be reached.
Of course.
I will make it reach.
Okay.
Okay.
He foul.
Yeah.
Do every all the all the shit on one of the contents, right?
Kings.
I teams.
Yeah.
Panasonic's right.
Yeah.
Mostly Panasonic, right?
Okay.
It's dominating this room.
Panasonic's dominating it.
Okay.
There's that.
I'm Sonic.
Yeah.
Microwave Panasonic.
Oh, the air cons.
Panasonic cookie say Jokey.
Oh, okay.
It's got the challenge.
All right.
Maybe he's just in favor of.
Yeah.
Well, I'm this I'm talking about.
Okay.
What's that?
Most of the company, right?
Okay.
I have a complaint here.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a little bit of a I'm a little bit angry.
Okay at them.
Okay.
I want to all the companies.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Why?
Okay.
Do they hide their real selves?
Why?
Okay, in other words, why did they get so greedy?
The I have a good example.
Okay, please.
That's better.
Thank you.
Cookie Jokey.
I'm looking to cookie.
Jokey right now.
If you go to their homepage, okay, homepage.
Yes, right.
Nice-looking nice-looking sexy-looking cookie Jokey's right?
Yeah, like standing there.
Yeah, like really confident, you know, looking really sexy, you know, looking like hey, like I am someone who you can rely on like all you need is this much space like I am slim.
Yeah, I don't take up space.
Yeah, I will I am I'm conservative.
Yeah, like I keep everything to myself.
I don't know if I use conservative.
Okay, I keep everything to myself.
Yeah, like you can just put me here in this corner and everything would work out.
Right they like on the homepage there.
They're there.
They're shocking pages like it's like that right?
The first picture is like they're sexy beautiful.
They're modeling modeling on the homepage right with their sexy lights and everything in the second page.
It's like I'm right here me in the in the living room like on the corner here and I'm so like invisible and like I don't need space.
Invisible.
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I'm not sure.
But yeah, but they say that it's in it.
Yeah, it's very compact.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, but the moment you buy it, yeah, right the moment you buy it you try to install it in your room.
Yeah, like you look at the the actual instructions like the user's manual.
You know what they say they start getting greedy.
They start getting really really greedy.
I need 30 centimeters of space on my back.
I need five centimeters like on the size and oh not to mention don't put anything on top like I need a big-ass roof.
What the fuck?
I ain't got no fucking space for you bitch.
So greedy they get so every...
Especially Shiromono Karens.
They get so greedy like they they they they they start wanting attention and it's just so just they're trying to have attention though.
But just fucking look at me.
Yeah.
They're not doing those things.
Look at me.
No, no, no.
Give me attention.
I don't know what I'm trying to do.
I need extra room everybody.
Like I need extra care once a week.
No, I...
They never...
That's not what they do.
They never say that on the fucking Shoking page.
They never say that you need the you need to clean this little fucking little their little filter shit every week.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Stop getting so greedy.
They're not greedy.
That's not greedy though.
I just get so pissed off by that, you know, I'm tired of it.
You're tired of the...
I am so tired.
...of the attention game.
It's like Charlie Puth's attention.
Yeah, I know.
Wow.
So now what I do, I when I try to buy some sort of like a big Kaden, I'm like I am not at ease unless I look at the user's manual.
I look at the user's manual before I buy it.
Wow.
And I make sure that there are no fucking tricks and fucking like facade hiding behind that fucking beautiful homepage.
Wow.
Because I'm just I'm just so tired of it.
I am tired.
So you read it before you buy it.
I read it before I buy it and make sure that there's no tricks like...
Like 30 centimeters behind.
Yeah.
And like like do not use it like more than 30 hours or like...
Yeah.
Why don't you just fucking say that before you look at like just be...
Just show yourself like show your true fucking self on the homepage.
God damn it.
Yeah, right.
Right.
Why would you...
Yeah.
Like after I buy it, I open the manual and they tell me all this like joke hands, right?
They fucking...
God damn it.
I was not expecting this.
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I didn't buy you to do this.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, right.
God damn.
Yeah, that's true.
I know, right?
That's true.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
You know, when I...
The moment the day I bought Kuki Seijouki at my house,
I didn't know that I need 30 centimeters back from the wall.
Yeah.
Between wall and the Seijouki, you know.
What?
Right.
Yeah, what I saw from the picture was just Kuki Seijouki just attaching to the walls.
Right?
I know.
Yeah, but...
Exactly.
They want to be in the center of the room.
Yeah.
They want the center of the attention.
No, I'm not...
They're not trying to, you know, trying to...
Fucking lonely ass fucking...
God damn it.
Yeah, thirsty fucking...
She don't want to cut in.
Yeah, but that's true.
They need, you know, those little conditions.
Right.
They hide the conditions.
Yeah, they obviously need those conditions put in the, you know, at least in the homepage.
Yeah.
Or like somewhere.
Yeah.
You know, what would Pianasonic say, right?
If they decided to work with a company, right?
They decided to like, you know, how about let's collab and make a product, right?
And the other company is like, "Hey, we're all good.
Like, we got this much money.
We can provide you with this much people.
And like, we're like, we're trusted.
Like, we got all these certificates and like ISOs and shit.
Like, we're all good, man.
Like, let's go."
And like, they start tagging and then like a week later, like, "Oh, like, oh, like, you know,
every employee has to take like, has to take like four days off every week.
So like, you can't, we can't like respond to your emails.
Like, it's gonna have to wait three days every time."
Right.
Like, right.
Like, it's in our user's manual.
If you look deep down, like it's in our like ethics book.
Like, you have to like, that's the same thing.
Yeah, right.
Like, they'd be pissed too, right?
Yeah, that's true.
Right?
That's true.
Like, you have to, oh, like, you have to, you have to like, like have drinks with us every week.
If you're going to work with us, that's in our rule book here.
Like, you should have read it beforehand.
Like, it's your fault.
But can we read those manuals beforehand?
Yeah, it's digital.
It's, you know, online?
Yeah, it's online.
And every maker, they have it uploaded online.
So that's our fault then?
It's our fault that we didn't read it.
It's our fault.
Because they're opened.
Yeah, they're open to, yes.
So that's our fault.
Yes.
Without reading and buy it.
Yeah.
That's our fault, right?
Yeah.
Because if you say that to Panasonic, "I didn't know that you needed to have 30 centimeters.
I wouldn't have bought it if I've known that.
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I want a refund."
Like, "eh."
Yeah.
"Eh."
Okay, you're done.
Is that Panasonic guy?
That sounds like, "eh."
Okay.
Yeah, right.
Bye-bye.
Yeah.
Use this manuals all.
Here.
Here.
Yeah.
Why didn't you read that?
Right.
It's not our fault.
It's your fault you didn't read the manual.
Yeah.
That's terrible.
It's bad.
Yeah.
It's bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's not kind at all.
It's not kind.
It's a trick.
Yeah, it's a trick.
Yeah.
So I just wanted to, I just wanted to...
Just say it to all the companies.
Yes.
I guess.
Yeah.
Hope this reach to any of...
Hope so.
Excuse my over-the-top energy.
Yeah.
And my language.
Excuse me for that, but I was just, I was tired of the, yes, being tricked again.
So yeah, there you go.
Those game.
This game.
Yep.
Yep.
Back and forth.
Right.
I understand that.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm okay now.
Okay.
I feel better now.
Okay.
Oh, that's great.
I got it out there.
Oh, great, great, great.
Thank you.
Great.
Thank you.
I'm peaceful now.
Okay.
Peaceful now.
Thank you.
Great.
Okay.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you. Bye bye.
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