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2021-10-24 15:11

コロナ禍で占い師達はZOOM占いをやってるの?

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「もうちょっと...手相を画面に...近づけてもらって良いですか?」

00:00
Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Hey!
This is Ayako-san.
Ayako-san, thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
I met you a few months ago at Kevin's English Room and I'm listening to your podcast little by little.
Thank you.
I'm grateful that you're starting to study English, which I was lazy to do.
Thank you.
The other day, I went to meet someone who can read.
Mm-hmm.
Dear Reishi.
Oh, you can see ghosts.
Yeah.
Okay.
That means...
It's not something that you can see.
Simply the ghost.
But you can see like your...
Like zensei or...
Okay.
Your... you know.
Your color.
Yeah, or those...
Your aura.
Yeah, those things.
Okay.
So...
That person suddenly said, "I can see people with glasses on their eyes. Kevin, America, room, you can see it, right?"
That person was really surprised that he didn't seem to know Kevin's English Room.
What are you...
That's me.
That's me.
What the fuck?
I'm a ghost?
No, it's just...
People who can read can see all of these things through someone.
If she's into like you, then he can see you through her.
Got it.
So I'm not necessarily a ghost haunting her.
That's not what it means, right?
No, no, no.
Okay, got it.
Maybe people who can read is right here and see me.
Then maybe, you know, some football players or...
True.
Maybe some other, like, my first love or whatever.
It's what you have in mind.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not something that you are...
I didn't do anything to anybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he starts seeing you.
Okay, through her.
So he starts seeing you.
Okay, through her.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, I mean, I...
That's not necessarily 100% true, I guess.
I do like doing businesses.
I guess it's part of making money.
Yeah.
03:00
But that is true that, you know, being famous isn't part of a goal of mine.
It's just, I guess, the attention is a meritocracy to what I want to do in the future.
So being famous isn't my goal, I guess.
That's true.
True.
Okay.
[Speaking Japanese]
Wow.
So what was your dream again?
My dream that I watched?
Yeah.
So every time I feel like I'm going to get sick, I get this dream.
So the dream is like I'm standing outside, right?
And a little bit far from me is a school.
I don't know if I went to that school or not, but it's a school.
Okay.
Probably my school.
And then right next to it is standing...
There's a girl standing, probably the same as my age.
Okay.
Do you know her?
I don't know her.
Okay.
I don't think I know her.
So what happens is the ground starts shaking.
Okay.
Earthquake, right?
Yeah.
And then all the dust just flows in, right?
So the vision is kind of blurry.
Yeah.
But the floor, the ground is shaking.
And then the ground starts to crack.
Okay.
Right in front of me.
Okay.
In between me and the school.
Okay.
Right?
So the ground cracks.
Okay.
That's when the dream ends.
Okay.
So that's the dream that I got all the time.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me see.
Come on.
Give it to me.
You're going to get my zenshin.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe you are someone who went to a school.
What the fuck is that?
It's a shitty, it's a shitty guess.
That's my daishi.
That's the shittiest.
That's correct.
100% correct.
That's shitty.
Maybe you are someone who went to at least one school.
So shitty.
That's so like defensive, like defense oriented thinking.
Defense oriented thinking.
That's defense oriented.
It's very offensive now because that's too strange way of guessing.
Defense is protection.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is it offense to you?
Yeah, because that's not something that I supposed to say.
Okay.
Tell me your dream.
Let me do this for you.
Okay.
Yeah.
My dream is I was outside.
Yeah.
It's night.
06:00
Outside night.
Night.
Okay.
And I was walking along the street.
There are so many restaurants in the riverside.
Okay.
You know.
And I noticed that there were two strange guys attracting me.
They have a tarban.
Okay.
You know, huge tarban on their head and having sword like.
You or them?
Them.
Them.
Big sword.
Okay.
Just like the movie Arajin.
You know, those people.
Okay.
And I tried to escape from them.
I started to run.
Okay.
And they run.
All right.
And they are trying to catch me.
Okay.
So I run fastest as I can and go run.
So I ran.
Okay.
So my guess is that Zensei for you, you're probably a Hollywood movie star.
That's what happens at a Hollywood movie, right?
Well, yeah.
That's a very cliche Hollywood scene of like you're in an Arabic country running for your
life.
Right?
Yeah.
True.
They have a weapon.
Yeah.
And you don't.
You're just running.
Yeah.
Like Tom Cruise movie.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise 007.
Yeah.
All those things.
Yeah.
You're probably like an agent or something like CIA, like a former CIA agent.
Okay.
And then like you're trying to save the earth, save the world from collapsing.
Wow.
Because you're looking for this information.
Wow.
Or the key or something.
So that's the only role I did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The only movie.
That's the only movie.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I mean, you're, you're, you're an actor.
So yeah, I was, yeah.
Okay.
I was not CIA agent.
You were not an actual CIA.
You're just playing as a CIA agent.
Why?
Why can you say this?
Well, because that doesn't, I don't know if a real CIA agent does those things.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's true.
They don't, they don't run, I guess.
Yeah.
They don't run for their life.
Right, right, right.
True.
True, true.
Yeah.
Okay.
What is your favorite color?
Light blue.
Really?
Yes.
You always ask me if it's, that's, that's true or not.
Yes, but it's light blue.
Light blue?
Yes.
You don't, you don't, you didn't see the messages.
No, I didn't see the message.
No.
09:00
Whoa.
That's crazy.
Is that crazy?
That's crazy, right?
He didn't know.
I don't believe this.
You don't believe this?
No, I don't.
What, you thought that I looked in the message?
No, no, no.
Is that what you think?
No, he already know.
Oh, he already know me?
This guy already knows you.
No, he doesn't man.
He probably doesn't.
No, I don't believe this.
You don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
You don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
Wow.
No.
Dude, it's probably true.
No, I don't believe this.
That's pretty amazing.
Is it?
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, really?
I just want to meet him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to touch him, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
But if it's true, that will be great.
That will be amazing.
That is some fucking skill right there.
Yeah, true.
Wow.
I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
No, I don't believe this.
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Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
Is it?
Actually, it is.
Yeah, I heard the story that someone quit the job and start Uranae as a business.
You get so rich.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
So there's a lot of demand for it.
Yeah.
Oh.
Because I know that you don't have to, there's no expense, right?
There's not much of an expense here.
Some studying, I guess.
Maybe.
Wait, you can't just start Uranae business, can you?
You have to be, you have to study it.
If you study it, you can.
Yeah.
Well, I mean.
So it's a knowledge game?
Yeah.
Not a spiritual thing?
Study days, you will find yourself, you know, something inside you will rise.
Yeah.
And you can be a Uranaishi.
You can, you know, get that.
That's some vague, vague ass shit right there.
Okay.
But that's what they say always.
Is that how they say it?
Yeah, they quit the job and at that moment, they didn't notice that they were like special
talented people.
But after start studying, they found themselves like something inside of us.
Okay.
Do you think I can do that?
Do you think I could just quit my job and start being a Uranaishi?
You think that's possible?
I don't know.
So it depends on if it's inside me or not.
Yeah.
12:00
Like if that thing is inside me or not.
Okay.
Yes.
So yeah.
I don't have the image of like the Uranaishi being such a very like successful business.
You know, they're always like, they're not that, you know, fancy.
They're not that, you know.
Oh yeah, those are city like someone on the road, on a corner.
Yeah.
Maybe those are like the side businesses.
Like for example, like maybe that's like saying that the restaurant business is you're comparing
the restaurant of like people selling momos in the streets, right?
There's some, you know, how people sell the momos and stuff like that.
Like Nashi's in the street, like with the cardboard sign handwritten.
Yeah, I didn't say peaches or pears.
Momo or Nashi.
Right.
I just couldn't think of the name.
The peaches, right?
Versus like going to the five star hotel, the restaurant there.
Maybe those, that's very different, but they're the same industry, right?
Yeah.
I guess.
Well, I guess not the same industry, but.
I mean, of course that depends on.
Food business, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Uranaishi.
If he has like royal customers.
Yeah.
You know, there's so many, uh, KAsia who trust all these Uranaishi.
True.
So if they have those royal customers, then they can get.
True.
So many amount of money.
True.
Like it's, it's more like consultant.
I wonder if the Uranaishi industry is becoming online or not.
Wow.
Like Zoom Uranaishi or something.
You know, because all the businesses is like, you can't really, you know, be in contact
with these people, right?
True.
You can't touch their hands to look at their, you know, it's Shimon.
Yeah.
This all right.
Like you can't, that's, that's not good.
You have to be like, yeah, you have to like, yeah.
Disinfect it first.
And then like, but that's still kind of like too close, right?
So maybe like, can you, can you show your hand and the camera, like, let me see your
hand, like, get it closer.
Like, okay.
Okay.
Maybe like that or something.
Maybe, maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe it's harder to see the aura.
Yeah.
Maybe from the camera.
They're not in the same space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe, but this nation of people can see you from a distance.
True.
That means they can see you.
True.
Wow.
Wow.
Superpower.
Yeah.
That's a super power.
That's some super power shit.
That's pretty crazy.
But man, you're too famous.
So you're saying that he could have researched me and found that info.
Right.
All that information is out there.
I've said it before.
That's true.
I've said that my favorite colors blue in the past.
Yeah.
Somewhere.
So I'm not still.
You're still okay.
Okay.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
There is a still possibility that he researched it beforehand.
Maybe.
Right.
15:00
True.
But it's true.
That's amazing.
Absolutely.
I'm going to keep it for 50 minutes.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks for listening guys.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
listening guys bye bye
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