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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Ta-da!
Alrighty.
We have got this...
Nicely got this...
Yes.
Line.
Line!
Yeah.
Yeah, you...
You were thinking, really, you know?
I like your answer there.
Yeah.
You were thinking. You were really thinking.
It's really convenient, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought...
It actually is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
The most convenient, you know?
The most convenient.
The most convenient, yeah.
This is from Okagami-san.
Okagami-san.
Okagami-san. Thank you.
Thank you.
So I...
So...
We do accept all the lines through my official line account.
Exactly.
Like, personally, personal and official.
Exactly.
They're the same, right?
Yeah.
You open everything up, right?
Yeah, right.
Can you tell me your...
I'm sorry, the ID again?
Oh, yeah, of course.
@Yamacoolboy523.
Yamacoolboy523.
523. Gotcha.
I understand.
So you can go...
Everybody go add that, okay?
Yes, yes.
Please add my account.
Alrighty.
Thanks.
So...
So this is from Okagami-san.
Okagami-san.
Thank you, Okagami-san.
Thank you.
Okay.
"Ohanashi wo ukagatteiru to doumo oyoufuku maigo ni natte iru yosu desu ga."
Well, I certainly am.
Yes, you are.
I am.
"Ichido kokkaku shindan sarete wa ikaga deshou ka?"
That is new.
Kokkaku shindan.
What is that?
What?
What in the world is that?
Okay.
"Kokkaku shindan de kensaku sereba sugu ni kekka demasu."
Oh, you get results.
"Kekka derunda."
"Zannen nagara dou yatte mo awanai mono wa sonzai shimasu."
Of course.
"Kitaifuku wo kite kibun wo ageru no mo yoi desu ga,
kakujitsu ni niyau mono wo shitte oku to
nakanaka anshin de benri desu."
"Mudana kaimono mo shinaku narimasu yo."
You're right.
"Awasete, personal color shindan mo suru to
yori kakujitsu ni item ga erabemasu."
Hmm.
"Hair style mo soko soko wakarimasu."
I see.
"Watashi jishin totemo suki na iro ga mattaku ni aemasen."
"Shindan choku go wa sore demo dou ni ka shite kiyou to shimashita ga,
kagami wo miru tabi fuku ni kirareteiru na,
shikkuri kitei nai na to kanjite imashita."
Hmm.
"Ima wa kakujitsu ni au mono wo be-su ni shinagara
jibun no naritai funiki wo daseru you ni tanoshinde imasu."
Hmm.
"Rouba shin nagara nanika sankou ni nareba to
korekara mo tanoshimi ni shite imasune."
Well, thank you so much.
Thank you.
That is a new angle.
That is absolutely a new angle I've ever seen.
Let's open the door.
Okay.
What was it named?
What was it called?
Kokkaku shindan.
Kokkaku shindan.
That is so new.
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Kokkaku shindan.
Never even heard.
Have you heard of this before?
I've heard this.
Okay.
But I thought that you need to go to some kind of hospital or clinic
and measure your body and things like that.
Right.
That's what I was thinking.
It's online?
Yeah.
Wow.
"Kokkaku shindan."
Wow.
"Kokkaku style shindan."
Let's go with this one.
Sure.
Wow.
"Lady maybe?"
Yeah, maybe it's ladies.
Yeah.
Is it all ladies?
Can you...
I'm sorry.
"Men's" is there.
"Men's."
This one?
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, this one.
"BMC men's kokkaku shindan."
Wow.
"Kokkaku shindan."
Wow.
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
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"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
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"Kokkaku shindan."
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"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
"Kokkaku shindan."
But, "Kansetsu ga medatsu."
"Kansetsu" what?
Like here?
No?
That's a bone.
Like, "Kansetsu" like right here.
You know there's some people like, "Kansetsu" is like, "Bang!"
Like huge like...
Ah, so maybe not?
Maybe not?
Right, right.
Okay, so maybe not.
"Kubi ga nagame de, sakotsu ga chiisaku, hosokute medatsu."
Can you check?
I think I have a fairly long...
Don't you think I have a fairly long neck?
Yeah, I do.
I think you have a long neck.
Thank you.
Is that "thank you"?
That's a compliment for me.
Okay, okay.
"Sakotsu ga chiisaku, hosokute medatsu."
No, I don't think...
Yeah, I don't think it's small.
I don't think small and it's not "medatsu sakotsu."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not, right?
So...
If I do...
If I do...
Can you take it off?
Oh, of course, of course.
If I do this, look.
Yeah...
But it's...
I don't think it's "hosoyo no."
Okay, it's not then.
But it's...
It's more visible than you?
What do you think?
More visible than...
I'm more visible than yours.
Okay, okay.
Then maybe yes, maybe?
Okay, let's go with yes then.
"Kinniku ga tsukinikui."
No.
I think I already answered that question.
Okay.
I think I already answered that question.
Is this like a...
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What is this?
What is this?
Like a eye detector or something?
"Futori zurai."
"Futori zurai."
Yes.
But I...
What does that mean?
"Honebuto de nikukan wo kanji sasenai."
Bonebuto?
You know, those questions are a little difficult.
Yeah.
Like...
Okay, "honebuto de nikukan wo kanji sasenai."
Well, you can feel the "nikukan" right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely have the "nikukan," right?
So, should we go with yes?
Yes.
Okay.
"Kokkaku ga shikkari shiteite, katahaba ga hirome, sakotsu wa ookiku deteiru."
Well, I do have a wider shoulder.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Okay, the answer is...
Natural Type!
Natural Type!
Okay, okay.
Like, "eguchi yosuke san, oda yuji san, uchi no sei..."
Sorry, I don't know this.
"Seiyo san."
Okay.
"Hone kansetsu ga shikkari shita stylish body."
Wow.
"Kinniku ya shibou ga amari kanjirarenai no ga ookina tokuchou."
Okay.
"Zentai no insho wa frame shikkari, honebatta insho wo, hone ga futoku, soto gawa made medatsu, kansetsu ya kenkoukotsu mo ookii, shinchou no wari ni ashi no saizu wa ookime."
Hmm.
"Imeiji, rough, wild."
Oh.
"Kore wo erabou, rilaksukan no aru yuttari shiruwe."
Oh!
"Honekan wo mezatasenai yaya ookime na saizu ya ruzu shiruwe."
Wow!
"Kore wa item de zakkuri shita sozaiga osusume."
This is what I was onto this.
Great!
"Kitake, sodetake, susotake wa nagame ni, bakku ya kutsu wa ookime no mono wo, nekkurain wa sakotsu ga ukirete mienai you ni hiraki ga asai mono wo."
Yeah.
"Fuwai no aru tennen sozai, juukoukan, arasa ga aru sozai wo erabou."
Oh.
"Kore dake wa sakeyou."
Okay.
"Honebatta karada ga medatte shimau you na karada ni fitto suru mono wa nigate."
Oh shit.
Oh, no.
Okay.
"Gacchiri shita kompaktou na jaketto ya, skinii pantsu mo katakurishiku narigachi."
Oh shit.
"Koutaku no aru yawarakana sozai wa sakeyou."
Wow.
I've been wearing these fit type clothes.
"Osusume no katachi."
Ah.
The first one, I like it.
This one?
Yeah.
The second one at the right...
Nah.
But that's the one that fits, right?
That's what they're saying.
Well, yeah.
That's what they say.
All of them are pretty like, "koseiteki," right?
Yeah, like it's...
Maybe this brand?
Ah, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Like the style?
Right, maybe, maybe.
This was a marketing tool.
Yeah.
Wow.
Let's just do some different...
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Sure.
Different questions.
Okay, let's do that.
It was...
So this...
It's reliable.
Yeah, three times.
Natural, in wave, and straight.
Straight, okay.
Okay.
Those are the three possible outcomes.
Yes.
So...
Okay, there's no questions.
There's a...
So you just check.
Right, tokucho, right?
Okay.
"Te ga chiisame de atsumi ga aru."
Okay.
Mayu?
No.
No.
Right, no.
Yeah.
"Kubi ga mijikame."
No.
"Sakotsu ga medatanai."
No.
"Kiniku ga tsuki yasui."
Yes.
"Karada ni atsumi ga aru dittai-teki."
Yes.
"Kasanegi wo shite kibutori suru."
No.
It must be...
Not this one?
Maybe not.
That was the straight type, so that's a no.
Next is the wave type.
Okay.
"Te ga chiisame de usui."
Maybe.
Well, I don't know.
No.
As in, "te ga chiisame de usui."
Yeah.
"Te ga chiisame de usui."
Yeah.
"Te ga chiisame de usui."
Wow.
I don't know.
No.
As in, "no?"
Okay.
"Kubi ga nagame."
Yes.
"Sakotsu ga chiisaku deteiru."
I don't know.
More than that?
Yeah.
So that's a no.
"Kiniku ga tsuki nikui."
No.
"Karada ni..."
Not this one.
Not that one.
Okay.
So not the wave.
So natural.
"Te ashi ga ookiku suji to kansetsu ga medatsu."
Yes.
"Kubi ga yaya nagame de kubi suji ga medatsu."
Yes.
"Kubi ga yaya nagame de kubi suji ga medatsu."
Yes.
"Kata haba ga hirome de sakotsu ga okiku deteiru."
Yes.
"Nikukan wo kanji sasenai futori zurai."
Yeah.
"Kokkaku ga shikkari shiteiru."
I don't know.
What's a "kokkaku"?
Like bone structure.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay.
"Kitake ga mijikai to balansu ga warukunaru."
Yeah.
Okay.
So it must be the natural type.
Yeah.
This is it.
Right here.
The natural type.
Okay.
So natural type.
"Eguchi Yosuke-san, Kubota Masataka-san."
Oh, it's the same.
Yeah.
Same outcome.
So you're this natural type, you are.
So natural type.
This one.
"Kokkaku natural no honebuto no karada ni wa random sa wo kanji saseru gara ya ori no ototsukan
ga matchimasu."
Hmm.
"Pita pita wo kiru to tayori nasage ni miegachi na kokkaku natural no kata desu ga."
Haha.
"Shatsu wo erabu toki wa futome no mono mihaba ga hiroku take mo shikkari nagame no mono
wo erabu to otona no osharekan ga gudu hikidasemasu."
Hmm.
"Fudan yori one saizu ookime no item wo itten toonyu shite miru no mo osusume desu."
Hmm.
"Botomu ni wa shikkari to nagasa ya volume no aru item awaseru no ga balansu no point."
Hmm.
"Tappuri to momi no aru design wo erandari haba mo shikkari futosa no aru mono wo erandari
kikonashi demo gudou share ni kimarimasu."
Wow.
Well that's the same outcome.
Yeah, same outcome.
Right.
Wow.
The descriptions are a little bit difficult for me though but...
Okay.
Like I couldn't...
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Like after reading that I was like "Okay so what am I supposed to buy?"
And like it kind of left me hanging but like...
Yeah.
But I kind of get it.
But you just have to get like little oversized things.
Exactly.
So I'm on the right track then.
You are.
Good.
Yes you are.
And then both results told me that I shouldn't be wearing an exactly fit guy which I was
wearing you know so maybe that was a bad idea and it's a...
Right.
Right.
I'm forwarding.
I'm excelling.
Yeah.
Right.
Nice.
Alright.
Oh yeah that's...
10 minutes?
So that's what I'm talking about.
This one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
- Straight? - Mmm.
- Well, yeah.
- Maybe this one is straight type?
- Right.
Looking at the body, I look like a straight type.
- Yeah.
Maybe a straight type?
- Maybe I'm straight type. (laughing)
- Okay.
Oh, straight type, straight type.
Straight type. - Mmm.
- Straight type.
(speaking in foreign language)
Maybe not you?
- Yeah, maybe not.
I'm surprised that there's only three.
(laughing)
There should be more out there.
- Yeah, let's see types.
- Well, I mean, at least we got to know what they were,
you know, and the existence of this kind of shindan.
- Yeah.
- It is a great door opening for us.
Thanks for introducing it to us.
- True, true.
Let's do the colored shindan.
- Yeah.
- We should, not next episode?
- Yeah, not next episode. - Okay, let's do it then.
We'll see you in the next episode, guys.
- Yes, yes. - Bye-bye.
