第5657回 ＥＮProfessional IntroveWorld’s Longest Coffee Break

15+ years indoors. No, I didn’t get bored.Apparently, I have elite-level commitment issues — but in reverse. ASD familybackground. Religious kid for 20 years. Difficulty setting: Hard Mode. Notutorial. Parents? 15 years offline. Friends? Out of stock. Relatives?Currently unavailable in your region. Spent two decades in religion. Finalmessage: “This program is not compatible with your operating system.” Turns outsalvation also has system requirements. Depression, anxiety, OCD, cleanlinessobsession — a ful mental health department store. No seasonal discounts. Zerocommute. Zero boss. Sti l fu ly equipped with existential problems. I uninstaled “The Meaning of Life” halfway through. Too heavy. Not user-friendly.Broadcasting from a smal room in Japan — a professional hikikomori runninglong-term commentary mode.A candid, unfiltered look into the everyday life of along‑term hikikomori.