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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast.
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Hey guys. How's it going?
Hi, hi.
Hey, hey.
Speaking of smell of garlic.
Yeah.
I still haven't smelled it yet.
So I think you're okay.
I think you're in the clear.
I see.
Do you smell my perfume? My cologne?
Not today.
Not today? Okay.
Maybe the garlic inside is not too strong.
Do you smell your garlic?
I smell the breath.
Yeah, that one.
Maybe that.
But I don't smell your cologne today.
See, I bought a cologne.
Oh, you bought it?
And the store clerk was like,
So I have a recommendation on how to apply this cologne.
So I was like,
Oh yeah, tell me.
Like the arm?
No, it's not the arm, sir.
You put it on your hips.
I was like,
You put it on your hips?
That's right.
You put it on your hips.
She told me it was like,
Oh, because it's warm.
So like on the skin or like?
On the skin directly on your hips.
I know.
I asked the same thing.
Directly on the skin?
Yes, directly on the skin.
Okay.
Because that's where it's warm.
Like you want to go for somewhere that's warm.
Okay.
So that's why people do it on the arms,
you know, where the pulse is.
And the neck.
That's warm too.
That's where the pulse is, right?
But the store clerk was like,
We recommend doing it on the hips.
Wow.
It gives it a more subtle smell.
Okay.
So I was like,
Well, let me try it.
And here I am.
Nothing, right?
So yeah, nothing.
Yeah, me neither, man.
I did it with like the strongest cologne I have.
Okay, okay, okay.
How many pushes?
One, two.
So like each hip?
Yeah, each hip.
One, two.
One, two.
Yeah.
And usually when this cologne is really strong,
when I put two in there,
extremely noticeable.
It's like too strong.
Okay, okay.
So I mean, it's kind of...
Yeah, I don't feel it either.
Yeah.
Because it like...
It's obvious, right?
Because it covers...
It's too inside.
Right, it's too inside.
Like you wear underwear.
Right.
And you wear pants.
Right.
And then your T-shirt overlapping.
It doesn't...
I don't know why this would work.
Yeah.
Like if you're wearing some skirt,
well, it's relatively understandable you havespace.
Sure.
The air comes out.
But we...
For guys that are wearing pants.
Pants and...
Especially your pants is like...
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Tight.
Tight on ankles.
That's true.
There's no air coming out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would they do that?
Why would she say that?
Maybe the cologne itself is like too strong.
So that's the best way?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Can you like walk in front of me, please?
Yeah, sure.
And I...
And you tell me if you feel it.
Nothing?
No.
Nothing?
Nothing.
I just smell my hair oil, hair gel.
Besides that, I...
You got nothing?
Can you tell me the hint?
What kind of smell?
It's sweet.
The first touch is a little bit sweet.
But it's noticeable.
It's like...
That smells like cologne smell.
OK.
It's like that.
All right.
Yeah.
But it's a good thing in a way.
Right.
Better than over smelling, you're trying to say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're happy with that?
Like at least you're not over smelling.
Yeah, sure.
But I want to smell it too, you know.
You're boy for nothing.
I mean, I went to the bathroom.
That's like the first time I smelled it.
Oh, the cologne here.
There you go.
Along with the pee.
Yeah.
Maybe you're like in the Main Densha.
And you're standing.
And the people just behind you just feel somethingmaybe.
I don't know.
Could be.
Yeah.
Could be.
I see.
OK.
But the question that I couldn't ask the store.
But, you know, when she told that to me.
The first thing that I had in mind.
Like a better suggestion was like, why don't I putit on my balls?
Because that's so much warmer.
Like if that's your logic to put it somewherewarm.
Then why don't I just put it on my balls?
It makes so much more sense.
But I didn't have the courage to ask that.
You should ask that.
I mean, I didn't have the balls to do it.
No pun intended.
But I didn't have the balls to do it.
That is very funny.
It was at a department store.
So it was like kind of classy.
Yeah.
I can see the picture.
You know, those like ladies, you know.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah.
Very classy though.
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I'll try to put on my balls next time.
And you tell me.
Yeah.
You should.
Yeah.
You should try.
Well, because hips are not that warm.
I mean, so.
Are they?
I think in terms of hips.
Like when I said hips.
Koshi.
Koshi.
Like here?
So like right here.
Oh, it's in front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the side or like half front.
Okay.
Not your butt.
Oh, I thought.
Not the butt.
Oh, okay.
What do you call this?
You know how there's a bone right here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you call this again?
Oh, no.
What do you call it?
No, no.
That's it.
There's here.
This one.
The hip bone.
The hip bone.
Do you call it hip bone?
I don't think so.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
This one.
Like around there.
I see.
So that's where I put it.
I see.
Yeah, but okay.
Well, then, yeah.
It feels like balls are a very reasonable choice.
Much more reasonable.
Yeah.
If the warmer is better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next time, you go to the shop and you explain thatto her, I guess.
Oh, like it didn't smell?
Yeah.
Yeah, I tried balls.
I tried balls so it smelled better.
So next time, you should tell this to all yourcustomers, man.
Yeah, yeah.
If man comes in, tell him to spray it on theirballs.
Yeah, because she can't experience it, likeexperiment it on her own, sir.
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