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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast
Hello
Alright, so I do want to practice answering the question of
Where do babies come from?
Like if I ever were to have a child in the future, right?
I do want to handle him like a man
Like a good father
Good father, yes, yes
Alright, give it to me, man
Alright
I have to be a kid
You gotta be a kid
Innocent kid, right?
Innocent kid who's curious
Who's interested, who wants to learn things
Right?
First of all, that's difficult
No kid wants to learn shit
I mean, and I know it
That's true
Hey dad
Oh hey son, having a good day?
Yeah
That's good, I mean you seem to have something on your mind, you wanna talk about it?
Yeah, I have a question
Yeah, go ahead, ask me anything
Umm
Where do babies come from?
Where do babies come from?
Yeah
Why did you think of that?
Cause I just want to know it
Oh, because you just want to know it?
Yeah
Okay, so babies
So, the babies
Time out, time out
Okay, refresh
Yeah, refresh
Yeah, okay
Harder than I expected
Yeah, harder than I expected
Cause kids are very nonsense
Yeah, like yeah
They're very innocent, they're very random
Yeah, random
Okay, go back
So, what was the question son?
So, the question is
Where do babies come from?
Uh-huh
Alright, so
It's a very, um
Question that's kinda hard to answer
Oh
So, we do
Kinda difficult question
So, we do need time to, you know
To understand, right?
It is very complicated
Are you ready for this?
Yes, I'm very clever kid
You are a very clever kid
I'm proud of you, proud of you
The Harvard University
Well, we don't know that yet son
That depends on your grade
And your discipline
And how you study everyday
If you do wanna go to Harvard
You gotta earn it
Okay son?
But I will support you
If you're truly into that
Do you wanna talk about Harvard?
No, not this time
Okay
So
To very basically answer your question
Okay
Babies
Come from your mother's body
What?
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From the mother's body
Not all babies come from your mother
Where?
Female body
It comes from the female body
Does she eat babies?
She does not eat babies
It comes from the inside
Comes from the inside?
Yes
To make babies
I came from my mom
You came from your mother's body
That is the truth
And everybody including me
Really?
Was born from their mother's body
You came from my mom too?
I came from my mom
Oh, you came from your mom
Yes
My grandma
That is exactly right
Grammy
Wow
Wow
From where?
From her body
Yeah, but like
From mouth?
From like
From the stomach
That's where
You start off with a little bit of tiny body
And it starts growing
Really?
Yes, everybody
Starts growing, growing, growing
That's the point where you have a
Like a big stomach, right?
That holds the baby inside
Wow
Like kangaroos
Like kangaroos, exactly right
Or like warabies
I don't know what that is, but maybe
Yeah
Wow
But where does that small
Baby came from?
So that baby
Comes from
So it comes
From
It comes from
Love
Comes from love?
Yes
When male and a female
Decides
To be in love
Magic happens
Magic happens?
And the female body
Are gifted with a baby
Wow
What kind of magic is that?
It's magic
That
It's the kind of magic
Of course, San, I will answer your question
It's the kind of magic
That
You would have sex
No, San, it is not funny
It is not funny
Okay, what is that?
Sex
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It is the physical interaction
Of a male and female body
That they do together
When they are in love
And that is something
That needs responsibility
That is an action
That needs responsibility
You can't just do it to anyone
That you want to
Wow
Because doing that
Can lead to
To the
To having babies on this earth
And that's a very big deal
You can't have
Let's say, for example
That you wanted to randomly make a baby
Who is going to take care of that?
Who?
You
You are the one
In this world
So you are going to have to take care of it
Do you have the financial abilities to do that right now?
Financial
Do you make money?
No
You can't, right?
Do you have the abilities, the time
The knowledge
To raise a baby?
No, right?
No
No
No, right?
Yes
Wow
Because that action
Comes with responsibility
Yeah
So I love Jessica in my kindergarten?
That's great
That's great that you love her
Can we
Can we do that?
No, you can't
Because right now
Remember we talked about it
You are not responsible enough
Until you are old enough
And have the abilities
To take care
Of what might come along with that action
Yeah
You are ready?
You are ready?
Are you ready?
I am ready
Financially?
Stable for my
Money
If I go to private school
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