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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Hello!
Hello guys!
So...
Yes!
Talk to me, Yamachan!
Okay...
Are you looking through the DMs?
Yeah.
See if you can find the proper...
[laughs]
...topic?
Yep.
But this one.
Yes, you got it?
Okay.
Alright.
Uh, Kibin-san.
[inhale]
Uh-oh.
[laughs]
Are you too hungry?
[laughs]
Did you shut down?
[laughs]
Yeah, I kinda start...
Shutting me down.
Uh-oh.
But...
It's not good.
[laughs]
Uh, Kibin-san, Yamachan, konnichiwa.
Konnichiwa.
Uh, watashi wa...
Shigatsu kara JK ni naru chūgaku san-nensei desu.
Okay?
Subete no naiyou rikai dekiteiru wake dewa arimasen ga
itsumo tanoshiku podcast wo kitteimasu.
Thank you.
KER no fan ni natte kara adana mitai na kanji de
English name ga hoshii na to omou you ni nari
iroiro kangaete itara ikutsuka
kimon ga waite kita no de
o kotae itadaketara ureshii desu.
Okay.
E, hitotsume wa
Nihon dewa
Ayame
no you ni
hito no namae ni hana no namae ga tsukawareteiru kata ga
ooku iru you ni omou no desu ga.
Mm-hmm.
Amerika ya France demo hana no namae wo
hito no namae to shite tsukeru koto ga aru no deshou ka?
Like, Daisy.
Oh, Daisy.
That's a name.
True.
With a flower.
Mm.
Yeah.
Other one?
I don't... I can't think of any though.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it's not that...
I don't think it's that common.
Yeah.
Okay.
So,
Mata ayame wo sono mama eiyaku shita
Iris
Iris?
Iris, okay.
Wa America de namae to shite tsukawareteimasu ka?
Iris.
It sounds like a name though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never heard of it but
it sounds like a girl name.
Iris.
Yeah.
Okay.
Futatsume ni
ni san nen mae ni watashi no ie ni aru osouji robot
Oh, sorry.
Ni nen mae ni
Sorry.
You okay, man?
Ohhhhhhh.
What are you doing?
What's happening to you right now?
I don't know.
How... Wait, what...
How did you make a mistake? Like, what...
Futatsume ni ni san nen mae ni
watashi no ie ni aru osouji robot
Ah, okay. Alright, okay.
See, that's a kaigyou...
Aha.
Problem.
Huh.
Futatsume ni
ni san nen mae ni watashi no ie ni aru osouji robot
ni haha to futari de
Angelina to iu namae wo tsuketa no desu ga
Okay.
Like the Angelina Jolie.
Mm-hmm.
I guess.
Angelina to iu namae kara
wo futari wa dono yona hito wo souzou shimasu ka?
Okay.
Saigo ni watashi wa mada jibun no English name
wo kimekanete iru no desu ga
Angelina igai de ikutsuka an wo dashite itadaketara
totemo ureshii desu
Oh, come on. Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
I...
See, I'm really...
I'm really good at this.
I'm really good at giving people English names.
Oh, really?
But I need to look at their face.
Ah, okay.
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I need to look at faces in order for that to happen.
Mm, that's true.
Ah, man.
Do you know names...
Some names really fit...
Yeah, like...
To somebody.
...the features, right?
Yeah.
There's... There are features that...
True.
...makes...
That... That just...
That rings a bell.
True.
It's like, "Oh!"
"You're..."
"Britney."
Yeah.
"You're..."
"Whatever."
Yeah, yeah.
Aww.
Yeah.
Then please...
Send us...
A photo of your...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your face.
Yeah.
Right?
And then...
I'll be able to name you.
But, uh...
Angelina?
Mm-hmm.
I would...
It's definitely Angelina Jolie.
The image I have.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like...
Glamorous.
Long hair.
Um, thick lips.
Yeah.
Um...
Yeah.
Me too.
Yeah.
It's because of Angelina Jolie.
Exactly.
Completely.
Yeah.
Yep.
Angelina.
Mm.
Yeah.
Well...
Let me, um...
Working with all I have...
Mm-hmm.
I would say...
Don't go for any...
Bitchy names.
Okay.
"Britney."
Why is it bitchy?
"Britney" just sounds bitchy.
[Laughs]
Is that common sense in there?
I see.
Yeah, it is, it is.
It's shared.
Okay.
It is, it is.
Like a...
Like a white bitch name.
Ah, okay.
Like Britney Spears?
Yeah.
I feel like Britney comes from Britney Spears.
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like there's a, um...
There's probably like a kiji of like, bitch names.
Mm-hmm.
[Laughs]
And the movie "Ted."
Yeah.
Right?
Have you seen that movie?
Yeah.
Um...
The...
The guy...
Mm-hmm.
The owner...
I forgot his name.
The guy was like...
White trash name.
And then...
He...
The...
The Ted goes into this like his...
Timmy, Tiffany.
Something like that.
Ah.
Remember that scene?
Or maybe it was the opposite.
Nah.
No, you don't remember?
See?
Ranking the 50 most basic bitch names for girls.
[Laughs]
That's the...
That's the kiji.
What's the basic bitchy name?
Alright, number one's Britney.
Okay, great.
Britney, Tiffany, Jessica, Jennifer, Madison, Rachel.
Uh...
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Rachel's are so...
So many around there.
It's true.
It's true.
But it's still a bitch name, I guess.
Okay.
What about Tiffany?
Tiffany?
I love the brand Tiffany.
Yeah, but it is a bitch name.
I...
Gotta admit, it is a bitch name.
It's a bitchy brand then.
[Laughs]
But the brand itself, Tiffany, that's...
I feel like that...
That turns into a different, like, conversation.
Ah, okay.
You don't feel...
That bitchiness.
Okay.
In Tiffany, the brand Tiffany.
Okay.
But if it's a girl Tiffany, then it's...
Oh!
Automat...
Oh, that's a bitch.
Aww.
It just automatically just switches.
Okay.
Numbers of Mackenzie, Heather, Megan...
Megan?
Taylor.
Taylor?
Emily.
Emily? Really?
[Laughs]
Courtney, Hannah, Vanessa, Stephanie...
Wow.
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Amber, Katie, Veronica, Emma.
Really?
You know, I feel like...
From...
I guess Rachel?
Mm-hmm.
Which is number six. From Rachel and on...
Yeah.
That doesn't feel so much of a bitchiness.
Okay, okay.
It's only the first several.
Okay.
Britney, Tiffany, Jessica, that's like...
[Laughs]
On point.
[Laughs]
On point bitch name.
The best bitch name.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
And Jennifer, Madison, yeah...
Understandable.
Okay.
But, yeah, the top three is the top three.
Oh, really?
I gotta tell you.
Britney, Tiffany, Jessica, that's...
Golden names.
[Laughs] Golden names.
[Laughs]
Wow.
But do you have any friends who's named Britney or Tiffany, Jessica?
I have a friend that's Jessica.
Okay.
Yeah.
How was she?
She was not a bitch.
She was not. She was actually rather sweet.
[Laughs]
Then, you know, where those images come from?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hollywood?
Okay.
Hollywood?
Possibly.
Yeah.
But I do know...
Umm...
Hmm...
Bitch named Emily.
[Laughs]
Is that Emily?
Yeah.
Really?
Katie was a bitch, too.
Katie?
Yeah.
Wow.
Abby.
Abby was...
was slightly a bitch.
[Laughs]
[Silence]
Rebecca. Rebecca...
Big one.
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
But that's just my personal opinion.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Oh, wow.
So you have to, you know, be careful about those bitch names.
Yeah. I feel like recently it's gotten less popular.
Oh.
Okay.
Britney, Tiffany and Jessica.
Oh, so...
Because of this image.
Okay.
That's a bitch name.
Oh, that's sad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, a name doesn't define who you are, so...
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Of course.
Don't worry if you're Britney, Tiffany or Jessica.
Don't worry about that. That's just...
[Laughs]
Just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a very small image, so...
Of course.
Do we have any, like, guy... guy's version of this?
No?
Let me look it up.
I feel like there are...
There are...
Let's see.
Some asshole guy names.
Yeah.
[Laughs]
Let's see how, you know, Kevin goes with that.
I don't think... I don't think Kevin is, you know, any bad.
Why is that?
Uh...
Hmm...
A jerk guy name, Scott.
[Laughs]
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I still... still don't know why was that the basic bitchy name.
What's the basic bitchy name?
[Laughs]
Top 50 names of the biggest douchebag guys.
Oh, that's bad.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go.
Number one.
Hmm?
Nick.
Mark.
Jeff.
Okay.
Adam.
Okay.
Tyler.
Okay.
Travis.
Frank.
Bradley.
Brandon.
Mike.
Scott.
Ryan.
Eric.
Tommy.
Matthew.
Why are you looking at me like that?
[Laughs]
Well, I mean...
Yeah?
I don't know. I feel like there are more jerk names out there that are...
Wait, let me... let me...
Look at other kishis.
Yeah.
Douchebag is kind of hard to spell.
What does that mean?
Douchebag, that's like...
Kuzu.
Okay.
Yeah.
Douche...
Oh!
D-O-U-C-H-E bag.
Okay.
D-A-G.
Okay.
Douchebag.
Douche.
I feel like that's not English.
Yeah, it's not like douche.
Yeah.
Douche.
Like...
Germany?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
All right.
Okay.
This is a different kiji.
Okay.
Number one, Chad.
Yeah, I heard of that.
Brad.
Yeah?
Chad.
You know a guy named Chad that's a douchebag?
Okay.
Chad, Brad, Bryce.
Okay.
Brock.
Okay.
Chad.
Mm-hmm.
Kyle.
Mm-hmm.
Tanner.
Chaz.
Trent.
Thad.
I feel like this is more accurate.
Yeah.
I can feel that.
Yeah, I can relate to this more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chad and Brad and Bryce.
Those names are douche.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're happy there's no Kevin on it?
I'm happy there's no Kevin.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm truly happy.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I kind of knew.
Kevin is not that much of a douchey name.
Why can you say that?
Well, because it's not...
They don't have the image, right?
Really?
Yeah.
Kevin.
Okay.
Kevin from Hollow Lone.
He's not a douche.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know any Hollywood Kevins?
Okay.
That are...
That's a douche.
Okay.
True.
See?
That's true.
So basically those are...
Came from like Hollywood.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yep.
I just found out...
Yep.
That I was not recording this.
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Okay.
But it's okay.
It's on the video format.
Oh, okay.
So I can rip it from the video.
Okay.
Great.
So...
Yep.
No worries.
No worries.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Yep.
You're not a douche guy.
I'm not a douche.
Don't worry.
I'm not a douche.
You're clever.
I ain't.
[Laughter]
All right.
Right.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
