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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Pa-ke!
Pa-ke!
No, that was it, right?
Yeah.
You were doing that, right?
I did a little...
Yeah!
Pa-ke-wa-ke thing.
Yeah, I read you.
Okay.
So, I've got a...
Noroshi message.
Damn!
Do you remember what it says?
I remember.
That was...
It was the joke Kake-chan made with your smartphone, right?
Noroshi.
Oh, yeah.
He was like...
You exchange messages through noroshi, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a cloud...
Yeah?
Cloud messaging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like smoke messaging.
Smoke messaging.
Right, right.
Literally smoke.
Yeah.
You send out signals.
Yeah.
You let the people know what's going on and shit like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Rag energy.
Right, right, right.
So, I've got...
Well, actually you cannot text through noroshi.
Okay.
Actually, because it's only smoke.
Right.
You can...
It's only...
The messages are limited.
Yeah.
Right.
So, you can just...
So, the message can be if you don't smoke or if you smoke.
There's only two options.
Yeah.
Shit.
Maybe or color, maybe.
Or color, okay.
Red smoke or blue smoke.
So, that's four options.
That makes it four.
Like maybe so many...
You can use so many colors maybe.
Gotcha.
But...
And then you got...
And you were able to receive some sort of a message.
Yeah.
Like full text, full sentence messages through that.
Right.
That's in combination.
In combination.
We can text then.
Damn.
Oh, that's great.
Nice skills.
She's got some skills, man.
Yeah.
So...
Impressed.
It's from Miyuki-san.
Miyuki-san.
Thank you, Miyuki-san.
Thank you, Miyuki-san.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm Miyuki, who sent you the mail the other day.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for taking the time to answer the question in the podcast.
About the jazberry.
Oh.
It's a raspberry and blueberry jam.
Raspberry and blueberry jam.
Wow.
I was curious about it, so I asked the store staff after listening to the podcast.
Did you feel refreshed?
I'm looking forward to your next live stream.
Wow.
Thank you for the information.
Thank you very much.
I don't think any of the internet pages were able to answer that question.
Right.
And just like that, she got the answer.
Right.
Wow.
So it's raspberry and blueberry jam.
I think there were two smells.
I received the jazberry.
Yes.
And you received what flavor?
Let me smoke it.
Oh yeah.
You know.
Let's go.
So this is a...
It's written in the front right there.
Never change life.
No, that's not...
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This is smell of never change life.
No, no, no.
It's cool name by the way.
That's not the smell.
Never change life.
It smells like never change life.
I don't know.
You got that wrong.
It's like eternal...
You never change your life.
That is the brand kind of brand...
What?
Slow down.
Sorry.
So, namaste.
Namaste is not...
Namaste...
You know what namaste is.
More than I do.
You know what it is.
Namaste flavor.
It's sandalwood.
Namaste flavor.
No, no.
It's namaste.
Namaste.
You know what it is.
You're doing the emotion.
Namaste.
It's sandalwood.
Byakudan.
Right?
Okay.
Sorry?
Sandalwood is byakudan, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
Right.
You were trying to make fun of my Japanese, weren't you?
You were like...
Oh, saying something funny or something like that.
All right.
Go ahead.
Tell me.
What did you think I said?
What did you think I said?
I thought you said byakudan.
No, I said byakudan, right?
It was just the correct word, right?
Yes, you are right.
Sandalwood.
Yes.
So, let me put fire on it.
Okay.
Actually...
Flaming.
Yeah.
Ah.
It's really...
Was that enough?
Was that enough?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's really long.
It is long.
It is very long.
And makes so many smoke.
So many?
So much?
So much, right?
Smoke, so...
You know, sometimes it gets like...
You worry.
Yeah.
No, it's maybe too much amount of smoke, so that...
The fire extinguisher might...
Yeah.
It might turn on and stuff like that.
You know, my room isn't that big.
Uh-huh.
Enough for this.
And it's bone, so like you don't have that much of an air...
Yeah.
That could like release the...
Right, right.
...cloud, right?
So...
And I can smell it already.
It is nice.
Yes.
It is nice.
You know, yours was really like sweet and...
Exactly.
Like very sweet, sour.
But this is not sweet at all.
It's just...
...wood.
Which is the one you like?
Yes.
You like this a bit more than the jazz beer, right?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Sandalwoods are like the...
Kind of like the most...
The typical one for oko, right?
It's like the basic flavor for the...
The oko, right?
Yeah.
Yep, I can smell it.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Sandalwood is my...
Now, sandalwood is my favorite flavor.
Nice.
What other flavors have you been using?
Like, Hinoki...
Okay.
Cinnamon, Japanese Cypress, and sandalwood.
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Sandalwood.
Okay.
I like sandalwood.
That's the...
You're using the match oko, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I actually went to Shinjuku the other day
and actually bought a new pack of match oko.
Nakano, right?
No?
Nakano.
I didn't find it.
Oh, really?
So, yeah, I went to Nakano
and I went to the store that the Hibiki...
Hibi, right?
Hibi, the brand name.
Right, Hibi released this list of the stores
that they sold their product there.
And one of them was Nakano.
Yeah.
Go to Nakano, buy one.
And I went to the shop
and it was a really...
like, a "ko-seiteki" shop.
Really, like...
You know, the Nakano Broadway,
they have lots of, like, these...
interesting shops.
Yeah.
Quote-unquote "interesting" shops.
Like, some of them, like, are not really organized.
It was one of those stores that were like...
It was a bookstore, actually.
And it was like...
It wasn't like the Yurindo kind of bookstore.
It's more like...
It's run by Kojin and then like,
like, Owa-chan or something.
And like, they sell books from like, really old times.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, you must like them 100%.
And they sold, like, little...
like, accessories that, like, I've never seen.
They sold, like...
It's really...
The categorization was really, like, not predictable.
I don't know why they would sell this kind of product
in this shop kind of store.
It was...
not organized.
The store clerk was not...
there.
Like...
Yeah.
Like, not there.
Right. Quote-unquote.
And...
I tried to look for the...
the macho go, but I couldn't find him.
Okay.
Yeah, maybe it was outdated, the information,
or the store clerk or the owner just...
randomly just decided to not put that in the store.
It felt like a store that...
that that could happen, you know, at a random day.
So I went to Shinjuku and...
I looked up another site.
And they had a different list of...
I don't know where that source came from.
I found a random different list of them.
Right. And Shinjuku was one of them.
So I went there and I found it.
But Sandalwood...
Sandalwood?
Right. Sandalwood smell.
Okay. The same one, right?
Exactly.
Okay.
So you took the one with the sandalwood and the hinoki and the wood.
I think I took the one with like the more fresh kind of taste.
Right, right.
So I didn't have the chance to smell the sandalwood,
but I found the sandalwood version, bought that.
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
Did you try that?
I did. I tried that.
It's good. It's good.
It's really relaxing.
The smell of alcohol, right? The cliche ones.
And...
really having a great time with it.
Right.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
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It's getting like white.
It is getting smoky in here.
Yeah.
We haven't gone through half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is so powerful.
It is very powerful.
Like, you know, I put fire on that oko and spend my time here,
like walking with my computer and whole day and go out on a dinner.
Okay.
And sometimes I realize that I smell.
It's in your clothes.
Yes.
Oh, right, right.
It's kind of "kunse."
I've been "kunse-ed."
In your room.
Yeah.
Oh, it smells like sandalwood.
And it's good, though.
Right, right. It's relaxing. It is.
Maybe people will notice me as,
"Oh, you smell like obaachan's house."
Do you think that's sometimes a negative kind of image?
I don't know.
But...
Does the smell of sandalwood give people...
What kind of impression do you think it would give people?
I don't know.
But I think it's a little old.
Old? Like obaachan-ish?
Obaachan-ish.
Or...
Like...
But, you know, it's really similar to osenko's smell.
So, like, not really like modern pop-ness.
Right. I've never seen a sandalwood perfume.
Right? I've never seen that.
So...
I think the impression would be like...
Obaachan.
Yeah.
A little ancient.
Not the, like, pop-ness or like brightness.
In general, what smell do you prefer?
Like sandalwood?
Or hinoki?
Yeah.
What do you mean in general?
Like, you know...
Like, "O misoshiru no kaori."
Including all these things.
Yeah, like steak.
Or like gyudon smell.
Some people like the curry smell.
Or like, you know, broccoli smell.
Do you like broccoli smell?
Well, I like the peach smell.
Yeah.
But no, I mean like in terms of like floral.
Ah, okay.
Or like, you know, the selection of perfumes.
Let's go with that.
Well, have you been using like daily basis perfume before?
When I was a...
I think...
Only like 10 days.
10 days.
I think like just around the end of high school.
Okay.
Like on a private day.
I had that time.
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But only it did not last long.
It was not for me.
Okay.
But what about it?
Well, me too.
I tried sometimes.
But actually, you know, perfume is not for me.
And I have no perfume.
Well, I have one, but I've been not using this like years.
Right.
So there's no...
Like, I don't know which flavor is which.
Got it.
So how about this?
How about...
Let's flip it upside down.
If a female were to have a perfume on, or like what kind of smell do you feel is like
that's really...
Wow, it's a I like it kind of feel you get.
You can try to describe that.
I'm sure you don't know the names for it.
But yeah, if one smells good, I like that smell.
Well, do you have any like specific smell?
Actually, I cannot name it because I don't know at all.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
If...
So this is a really like hentai answer.
But like I love the smell of that person.
Yeah, you know how that person has its own kind of like smell like...
Here comes your hentai story.
There you go.
Right.
It's more like it's not a like a like a manufacturer smell.
It's more like a like a smell that's emitting from their body kind of smell like that is
that really like I love that smell.
All right, guys.
Yeah, right.
Be careful, guys.
Be careful, guys.
He's gonna come to you to smell your...
Yeah, yeah.
I would come to your house and just gonna smell it.
Yeah.
And you like it.
I don't know.
But like, I'm a weird monster.
I would say that I was a nioi-fetshi.
Yeah.
Right.
I would...
I like the smell of one person's like tohi.
That's a good thing.
Really hentai, you know.
I understand.
I am a hentai for that.
I admit I am a hentai for that.
But like I kind of enjoy it.
I don't know, but like it's just it's a smell that only that person has.
It's a smell that's like it's just like like really like that person smell.
You know what I'm saying?
No, sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm sure.
Okay.
Because, you know, the smell of tohi is not that like good smell.
Not something like floral or...
Exactly.
...sandalwood.
So it's like, you know how you want to smell something that's not smell that that's not like...
Kusai mono wo nioi-fetshi ga suki na hito mo iru jan.
That kind of...
I think that's similar.
Okay.
I think I have a similar...
I share a similar characteristic with that.
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I don't like to smell...
I don't enjoy smelling stinky stuff.
That I do not enjoy, but I do enjoy smelling that that that person smell.
But only the only the person who I like in love with.
Of course.
You know, like it's not like I don't go around the streets like smelling people's like tohi or something like that.
We thought that you are going to out.
No, no, no.
I don't do that.
Excuse me.
Can I smell your tohi?
Yeah, can I borrow your hair for a little bit?
Yeah, I want to be like...
Just look down for a second.
Yeah, you don't get smell.
No, I don't go around doing that.
But, um...
But I honestly think honestly, I don't think this is rare.
Honestly, I don't think...
I think a lot of people would secretly agree with me.
Okay.
Like I'm actually brave enough to say this in public.
I think a lot of people actually share this feeling.
You know, every hentai is saying that same thing.
Right, I think it is.
I think they are.
No.
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
Alright, thanks for listening guys.
Bye bye.
