ティッシュ取る時破れるの何とかなりません？

ティッシュ取りのストレス

Well, I don't know. What was that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I just like, yeah, like, that wasn't supposed to happen. I don't know. Well, yeah, it was a welcome. Yeah. But like, it just I just I just wasn't able to follow through.

What? All right. Okay. Welcome, guys. Don't you hate when this happens? Look at this tissue. Okay. Oh, yeah. This tissue. I Yeah. So I tried to pull out a tissue from the side. Yeah. Sort of from the side, you know, like a credit card swipe. Okay. No one pulls out a tissue directly like 90 degrees straight out of the box. I feel like I feel like

people do it diagonally. Okay. We think so. No. Yeah. But I think so. Yeah. Okay. I do it diagonally. Right. And I think it's easier. Yeah. Okay. I diagonal pull the tissue. Yeah. And it rips and fucking half. Yeah. I really don't like this. I hate it. Yeah. I fucking hate it. That's why I pull like this. Oh, so to avoid the ripping. Yeah. You pull it straight. Yes. Out of the box. But still. But still. That's even with I know.

Right. Yeah. That pisses me off so much. Yeah. Like especially like a freshly opened box. Yes. That is just the worst fucking. Yes. Experience. Yeah. You can have. Yeah. Plus. Mm-hmm. The recent. Let me get that. Yeah. Sorry. Let me get my. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. My nose. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. Yeah. Don't worry. It's a little bit cold out here. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's like dry it and. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Not to mention. Mm-hmm.

Toilet papers. Oh. Have you felt any stress with the toilet papers? Are you familiar with the stress? No? Oh, like a cut in the middle of like. Okay. I do. Yeah. That as well. Mm-hmm. But what I'm talking about right now is those fresh new batches. Okay. Right? When you first. Mm-hmm. Unattach them. Yeah. When you rip out the first rip. Mm-hmm. You know. Okay.

Like it doesn't completely rip off. Oh. Like and it sticks to the next layer. Oh. You sometimes get like a full. Like a half rip. Oh. And then like it's. No? You don't get that? I. Mm-hmm. Oh. Okay. Is that happening? Yeah. So with the type of. With the one that I'm buying. Mm-hmm. Probably it depends on the. Yeah. Maybe. The manufacturer and shit like that. But like the ones that I'm buying. Yeah. Like it just. I can never almost get it like. The stick is so hard. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.

it's so extreme

that it's

it sticks to the

the pile

yeah yeah yeah

so strongly

wow

I can't easily like

rip it out

and then just get the roll going

you know

wow that's stressful

that's very stressful

トイレットペーパーのストレス

I sometimes see the

when I go

into the

public bathroom

and the toilet roll

is like

having two

different layers

you know

oh shit

yeah yeah yeah

becoming like this

uh huh

and you

you can't never

right

you can never get the full

you can never get the full roll

yeah yeah yeah

that's fucked up

yeah

that's really fucked up

I don't like that

I roll everything out

and then

and then try to

yeah

man

トイレットペーパーの切れ方に悩む男性

yeah

I know

yeah

that's very stressful

oh yeah

yeah there you go

that's good

that's how it goes

what I

what I don't like

my house

toilet roll

yeah

is especially the new ones

okay

the still big ones

okay

and you know

there are like

some kind of

like a steel

cover

yes

yeah the

the

the ripper right

yeah yeah

and then

as the fresh new rolls

are big

okay

and then the cover is like

this

and like a touching

uh huh

I want to like

pull

this long

for the paper

okay

but it like

it's cut

in the middle

like in this length

and like

then like

is that because

the

the flop

yeah

is too strong

yeah I think so

and like the spring is too strong

so yeah

機械とヌイメのバランスについて

and kind of attaches

you know you have a

machine

yeah yeah yeah

and like

the old

like cut in like

like this long

that's pretty stressful

yeah

then you have to do another

yeah

right

yeah

to adjust the lengths

and everything

that's pretty stressful

so I do is like

what I do is like

pulling up

the

you pull up the flop

yeah yeah

and then

that's fucked up

yeah

that's pretty

that's that's a waste of energy

yeah yeah yeah

yeah

that's my

that's my stress

are you supposed to rely

on the machine

or are you supposed to rely

on the flop

giza giza

to rip up the

toilet paper

because

because like

or like

are you supposed to

adjust the machine

to the flop

giza giza

and then you're supposed to

like I don't

I don't know which one to use

oh yeah

because sometimes like

if you rely

on the giza giza

right

and then

if the position

that you stop

yeah

is like really close

to the nuime

you get like a half nuime

rip

and then a half giza giza rip

and then you're like

oh this is ugly

and then like right

true

what are you supposed to do with that

wow that's true

wow

I've never think about that

right

but I think

ミッションメイの重要性

mission may is my

like a

that's your go to

yeah yeah yeah

okay okay

yeah

yeah I think so

so you don't rely

on the giza giza

the flop

to sort of

like rip out

the thing

yeah

if that

role has a

mission may

then I

yeah I think I

prioritize those

mission mays

and then

yeah that's why

okay

I think so

yeah

all right

but if you don't have

any mission may

right

then the giza giza works

yeah

I mean yeah

there are toilet papers

that doesn't have

yeah

right

the mission

right

that's true

but yeah

but if there's both

like it's just

I don't know what to do

yeah yeah

how do you do

recently

I just don't give a shit anymore

I just go with

I just stop

at wherever I want to stop

okay

and I just

force it up

and then

whatever happens

トイレットペーパーの形状による違い

happens

okay

like I don't care

if the mission may works

or I don't care

if the giza giza is there

it's just

I just

okay

pull it up

and boom

you don't dare

I just use it

yeah

that's what I do

right

all right

do you

several episodes ago

you told me

that you were

a great wiper

right

you're a great

thorough

ass wiper

and so am I

and I

I consider myself

a professional wiper

okay

and

how do you roll

your toilet papers

do you roll them

neatly

you know

like an origami

like do you

like when you

before you use it up

against your ass

like do you

sort of like

like kind of

fold it

in square

do you kind of like

wrap it

sort of like

make it 3D

you know

like sort of like

ball it

well I think

to give it a little bit of volume

if you ball it

there's gonna be volume

true

so like what do you do

well

I think I

rather

fold them

oh you would square it

yeah

but not like

very exact like origamis

I kind of

like half

kind of

it's like

you know

this shape

what is that

it's like

not completely

it's like a

like a diamond shape

it's like a

oval

like an oval

yeah

I don't completely

fold them

it's like

softly

I fold them

okay okay okay

and yeah

that's what I do

uh-huh

and you don't

you never make it 3D

like you don't ball it

I've never

made it

oh really

do you

is that

so I do both

okay okay

yeah

okay

tell me

yeah

when you're a wipe

yeah

if you think you're gonna have a messy wipe

it's better to ball it

oh really

yeah

try balling it

when you

when you think you have a dirty ass

how do you

ball then

so you kind of want to start off

with a little bit of a

like a

small one

well

you want to pull your toilet paper

a little bit first

right

yeah yeah yeah

and then kind of

like uh

crush it

okay

and then kind of start balling it

once you get to a decent size

kind of rip it out

how big is that like

oh it's not that big

it's more like

like that

okay okay okay

you're not

the amount of toilet papers you're using

uh huh

isn't gonna change

be the same

yeah

the shape is gonna change

that's all

okay okay

right so when you ball it

you're gonna have more of those

yeah yeah yeah

like these edges

yeah

right

that'll cling on to the fucking

right

the fucking

the fucker right

so like

it's better

I think yeah

ah wow

let's try that yeah

I'm gonna try that

yeah for sure

yeah yeah yeah

true

yeah

worth a try

okay

like to me

if you make it

like a ball

isn't it like