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*Piano Music*
Sitting at the bar feels like me just alone
But you know what? I open my phone and get a text from you
Saying, "Wanna see you tonight, go out to the park with me"
Ahhhh
*Laughs*
But...
Okay let's stop it there, let's stop it there
That was so nice!
That was nice, you know what? I felt the vibe, I felt the rap vibe and it just came down
But like, I just could not... it didn't catch up
Wow
My brain wasn't fast enough to catch up there
And I wanted to leave it as it was like good
That was good right? Like the first several chords was good
And I didn't want to like ruin the whole thing so there I stopped there for like respect for my...
*Laughs*
Okay
Alright
Okay
I've got a line from Mei-san
Thank you Mei-san
Yes
Always giving us topics
Yeah, our friend Mei-san
The avocado girl
Yep
"Konbanwa"
*Laughs*
That's what she said!
Right! "Konbanwa"
"I'd like to ask you a bit of a problem"
We would love to
"You talked about sexiness before, but you're too sexy and are seriously worried"
I see
This is the face, the emoji that I'm doing, okay?
Are you doing it now?
Yeah yeah, not now
Okay
"I was told by a male customer that I'm not sexy, and I was very sad"
*Laughs*
Yama-chan just did the facial expression, okay?
"My current task is to be sexy, but is it possible to be sexy from the age of 25?"
"What kind of woman do you think is sexy? Your appearance, your actions, your content?"
"Do you think that being sexy is a condition for a woman?"
*Laughs*
"I'm sorry it took so long, but if you have time I'd love to be on your podcast"
"I'm rooting for you"
Wow
"Okay, done"
You know what? I've never had an experience with me emitting out female Iroke
I've never had that experience, you know?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Have you?
Yeah, like, yeah
Have you acquired female Iroke?
Like, not me, I've got
Yeah, but
But I felt
Oh, you felt it
What was the thing that you felt from the other people that you felt the Iroke?
Like...
There's so many things, but
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For example, like hair
Like, like this neck, yeah?
Okay
Like this, this, you know, neck
Here, that's really sexy
Okay
You never felt that?
No, no, no, I felt that
Like, I felt like it was hard for me to give advice
Sure, sure
Like I'm a male
Because we don't have any female sexiness with us
Right, right, right
It's really difficult to think about how to acquire the sexiness, right?
Right, right, right
But you know, the question is
Okay, got it, got it
I would say like
Someone who's a little bit quiet
Ah, yeah
You get that?
I understand that
Like
Yeah
Someone who communicates with less words
Yeah
Seem a little bit more of an Iroke
Right
Than the ones who uses so many words
Right
And, you know, the speed of the conversation
Ah
Using less words and slow speaker
Right, and how they
How they react to certain situations, right?
They speak slow
Like, not that slowly, but like
Yeah, but this slow
Makes you feel sexy
That's a little too much, you know
That's a little too slow
You know what I'm saying?
But
Like, for real, if someone spoke in that speed
Yeah, that's too slow
Right
It would just be unnatural
But you know what I'm saying?
I do understand what you're saying
The slowness of the conversation would lead to more of the Iroke, right?
Right, right
Like the high pitched voice with so many words
And really high speedy conversation
Makes you feel not sexy
Right, right
People
Right, right, right
What else?
So the reactions also matter too, I think
For example
For example, like
Like, if you drop
A glass of water
Okay
Like, you have a cup under the table
And something happens
And it falls off the table
And the way you react to that
I think really creates the tone
Of sexiness too
So if you have sexiness, how would you do that?
If you have sexiness, you'd be like
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Oh no, let's go with the one you don't have
If you don't have sexiness, you'd be like
Like that
That's not sexy
A more sexy person would be like
Is that sexy for you?
But I understand that
Let's try it again
I can try it again, okay?
Drop the glass
Be like
Ah, I'm sorry
Like, completely under control
Like, she has everything under control
Emotions, the person in front of that person
She can, like, the employees
She can see everything
She's looking at everything
The situation that she's in
And she's acting in a way that's very natural
And that's sexiness
Right? Don't you think?
I kind of, like, I do agree with you
But it wasn't that sexy
But I do understand that
Okay
Like, someone seems like knows everything
Makes me feel like the sexiness
The intellectualness, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Right, right
That's what you're saying, right?
The smarts, that's also
The smartness and also, like, well experienced
Ah, okay, okay
Yeah
How, in, like, what situations do you see?
How do you, how can you tell if that person
What, when do you feel that a person is experienced or not?
Well, like
It's hard
By, like, the comments that they say?
Yeah
Like, the reaction?
Uh-huh, uh-huh
The facial expressions?
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Yeah
So, so Mei-san said that she's 25
She wants to acquire the ero-ki from 25
And she also asked if that's possible
Do you think that's possible?
Do you think that's possible?
Definitely possible
Definitely possible, yeah, I agree
I agree with you, definitely agree
How?
Well, uh, experienced a lot
I mean, for real, like, that
You said it as if that was a joke
No, for real
But I agree with you on that, like, for real
Yeah, for real, I do, I do
But, you know, that's kind of hard
Like, you have to take time
Uh-huh
So, like, easy one is speak slow
Right, right, I guess, I guess
You're right, you're right
Like, lower pitched voice
Less, using less words
Uh-huh
No
Oh, also, one thing, I, I, I
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You got one, okay
Moving your mouth
Uh-huh
Saying nothing
Can you, okay, can you demonstrate that for me?
Um
That's straight up weird
That was uncomfortable
Oh, really?
In the same, now I was in the same room with you when you did that
Like, that's really weird
Oh, using the eye, eye-blows
Eyebrows
Can you, okay, do it
I mean, but, yeah, I, I, I, I
No, it's me
A little bit, understand that
So you don't feel any sexiness from me
But if I was a
If it was a girl
If it was a female, woman
Yeah
Maybe
I could slightly understand
Yeah
Um
Okay
Oh
I guess like taking a step back
Uh-huh
Just don't go for the reaction
Okay
Just always take a step back
All right
And just stay calm, maybe
Maybe that would lead to
And really similar to what you said
Uh-huh
Kind of, speaking slow and things like that
Yeah
Right
So
And moving slow
Moving slow, okay
Mm
Even if you're late for the train
Just
No
Do not, do not be in a rush
Don't rush, no
Don't rush, right
Just walk
Just walk
Slow
Mm-hmm
Moving
Moving your mouth without saying nothing
That's really weird
You know, like
How about a little bit of tsundere
What
Like a, you know how the tsundere
Okay
How about a little bit of the tsundere
Is that it okay
Oh, I
For example
Like, okay, someone comes up to you
And be like
Your friend be like
Like someone who you want to go out with, right
Like there's a guy who you want to go out with
And be like
Okay
Um
I'm not really in the mood
I should
I'd say that guy said that, right
The guy said that
The guy
Okay
And then
The guy would be like
Huh
Not good
That little tsundere right there
Is that sexy for you?
Do you think so?
No, I don't think
Okay, then
Cancel that out
No, let's not do that
But, right
It's a kind of
A little bit taste of
Well-experienced
Right
Woman
Like
Not
Like
Light
Like
Yeah, yeah
I understand that
Right, it's like
It's almost as if she understands what's going on
Yeah, yeah
Right
That
That where I see the sexiness
I understand that
I understand that
Okay, so that was about like 10 minutes
So, uh
Thank you, Mei-san
Mei-san, as always
Have a happy avocado meal
As always
She doesn't eat avocado every meal
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I think she does
No, she doesn't
She, uh
Because she's got the avocado sign on
Yeah
On her
Fire
Yeah, and it's on fire
So she's gotta be consuming
The avocados
Yeah
At like every day
Because it's on fire
Okay
Why would she put the fire
If she's not consuming the avocados
Every day
Okay
Yeah
It just wouldn't make sense, right?
I think she would put down the fire
If she didn't consume them
Asking frequently
Right
Yep, there you go
Okay, so
Thanks for singing in, guys
Bye-bye
