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Welcome to Kevin's English stream podcast.
Are you okay? Are you okay, mate?
My mouth. My mouth feels terrible.
Wow.
We are eating kakumi beans right now.
I'm so happy that you enjoy that.
Yeah.
Enjoy is an interesting word.
Yeah.
Can I try something that's absolutely good?
That I know for sure is good?
Like?
Like green apple.
Okay.
Green apple. Let's do green apple.
Is that green apple?
Yeah, it's definitely green apple.
Mmm.
Why?
Good.
Okay.
Refreshing.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Mmm.
Good.
Okay.
Mmm.
Let's do something red.
Red?
What is that?
Cherry or cinnamon. They're both good.
Mmm hmm.
So let's do something else.
What about this one?
Uh, earthworm?
I think it's this one.
Yeah.
I've never...
I don't know what earthworms taste like, but...
We'll try.
Yeah.
Oh, it smells bad.
Wow.
It smells so bad now.
What's that?
I don't know.
What is that? It smells so bad.
I don't know what it tastes like.
I have no idea.
It's stuck in my teeth.
It's stuck in my teeth.
Wow, it smells so bad now.
Don't do that.
Oh, please don't do that.
What was that?
Earthworm.
It must be earthworm.
Well...
Wow.
Can I...
Can I...
Can I pour some of your coffee in my cup?
Of course, of course.
Oh my god.
Oh, coffee.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I can't believe this is a packaged product.
I can't believe they sell these kind of extreme products.
Yeah.
Such a high level.
I'm going to eat a red one.
I'm going to eat a red one.
I'm going to eat a red one.
I'm going to eat a red one.
I'm going to eat a red one because I know it's good.
What?
Was that the same one?
It's probably cherry, right?
Ah, okay.
Cinnamon.
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Okay.
It's cinnamon.
That was bad.
Yeah.
Cinnamon's bad.
What?
Bad cinnamon.
Is that...
It was cinnamon but like...
The taste of the jelly bean itself has got me thinking that it's bad.
Like when I put something inside my mouth, it just automatically turns into like a...
You can't eat it.
Right.
I can't eat it anymore.
Oh, sorry about that.
We'll do one last choice.
We can do one more.
So you don't have blueberry...
Right.
I don't think all the flavors are in the package.
You don't have black...
Wait a minute.
You don't have banana.
I don't have bananas?
It looks like banana to me.
Look at this.
But like it's got the...
It does look like banana.
But what about...
Can you flip that over?
But like that's definitely vomit, man.
When you look...
Look at this.
Right. When you compare these two.
Yeah.
When you're on this side of the package.
Yeah.
Like all your...
When you look at all the flavors.
Oh yeah.
It's the most similar one.
Of course.
It's yellowish.
And it's got spots all over.
But when you turn it over, it's definitely vomit.
Because like the redness...
But look at this.
Right.
It has little red, you know, stains here.
Not exactly red.
I would...
Like violet red, right?
But like...
Look, turn that over.
It looks exactly the same.
Like the way the spots are spotted in here.
Like the brightness of the red is the same.
And like how the yellow is not so much yellow.
It's a little bit dark yellow.
Okay.
Right? This is vomit.
Alright. Then let's go with it.
And the smell is vomit too.
Then let's go with it.
But we already tried vomit though.
It's the first one.
Really?
Yeah. The first one was vomit.
Did we not do vomit?
We did.
Yeah. We did vomit, didn't we?
Right.
So we should avoid that?
Yeah. Because we already tried that.
Okay. Okay.
We should do something we've never tasted, right?
Yeah.
Maybe the green one?
Green one?
Burger.
Burger.
Hanakso.
Wow.
Burger.
Is that...
I think this is burger.
Yeah.
It's got like the little green spots.
Yeah. Let's go with that.
It looks like kiwi.
Yeah.
It looks like...
I'm gonna trick myself into thinking that this is a kiwi.
That's a cute one.
It is a cute one.
Really cute one. Like color.
Yellow.
Little green.
I'm gonna toss it up and put it in my mouth.
I'm really good at that.
Okay.
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Yes.
How was that?
It was a little bit salty.
It was a little bit salty.
Oh my god.
It's...
It's still in my tongue.
Wow. You smell bad now.
Definitely.
That was bad.
I got all these...
I got all these beans left.
So I'll let you have them, okay?
What?
Just...
No. You can bring it to your house.
No. It's okay.
We should share.
As you told me...
I mean...
As you told me you want half some sugar.
Well, I mean like this.
So...
But...
This is from your...
This is from your friend.
Remember?
Remember where this came from?
It's from your friend.
Yeah. I know that.
Right.
So we have to share that, huh?
One more package.
You got one too!
Yes.
Shit.
Yep.
You got one more.
So don't worry about that.
You got another one.
Please don't worry about that.
I'm so sorry.
But I believe mine has so many delicious tastes.
More than yours.
Really?
I think so.
I know.
I don't think so.
Green apples.
Let me see them.
Bananas.
Let me see it.
I mean I do see a lot of green.
Yeah.
Right? I do.
Green apples.
Probably this is like...
Yeah. Green apple flavor.
I can see that.
But...
Have fun.
Oh, that was a good experience, huh?
That was a good experience.
I didn't...
I was licking it.
Shit.
I need something to like...
Coffee's not strong enough.
Wow.
You need what?
I need like a vomit.
Vomit?
I need something stronger.
Wow.
To reset my mouth.
Like I can still feel like the vomit.
Yeah.
Like it sticks to your mouth.
It does. It does.
It goes in between your teeth.
Wow.
And every time a tongue...
When your tongue touches it.
It's a flashback.
I think the worst one...
Was I gotta say...
What is it then?
09:04
The worst one is...
The dirt?
The dirt, yes.
I was gonna go for vomit or dirt.
But I think dirt was...
Wow.
They're both pretty bad.
I mean, I gotta tell you.
They're...
They're both...
Yeah.
You know, way up here.
But I think dirt...
Wins.
Wins.
Okay.
So he lost his energy.
Yeah.
It's 120 calories per package.
Not as much as I expected.
So...
You can consume that...
Today.
Like it's not bad for your health.
I mean...
Yeah.
This thing totally sucked my energy.
Yeah.
The ingredients said...
Sugar.
Corn syrup.
Modified food starch.
That's normal, right?
That's normal, right?
So far, it's normal.
It...
Blueberry.
Yeah.
Lemon.
Banana.
Cherry.
Watermelon.
Yeah.
Apple juice.
Black pepper.
Citric acid.
Malic acid.
Mal...
Malto dextrane.
Natural and artificial flavors.
You know, these are all...
I don't understand any of these.
Like red 40 lake.
Yellow 5 and 6.
Blue 1 and 2.
Lake yellow.
Yeah.
I don't know what those mean.
Colors.
Added color.
Vegetable and fruit juice.
Beeswax.
Beeswax?
Wait, aren't beeswax like...
Mimikusa?
Wait, I'm gonna...
Google this.
Beeswax.
They added beeswax?
I'm sure they didn't, but like...
I thought beeswax was like...
What's beeswax?
Beeswax.
What was it?
Ah.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Yeah.
What is...
The bee thing?
Like...
Honeycomb.
Kind of thing.
12:00
Yeah.
Like...
Like the place Hatsumitsu...
Is coming from.
Got it, got it.
The little...
Little...
Inside their house.
Right, okay.
Got it, got it.
I think they're all like...
I didn't...
They're all like artificially made flavors, right?
So we couldn't really get any of the good information from them.
[Sigh]
[Sigh]
Alright.
Let's take a little break here.
Alright, thanks for listening guys.
Alright, bye bye.
Wow, it's the first time I see you suck it.
Yeah.
It sucked out all my energy.
Yeah, yeah.
You do...
It did, it did.
Alright, thanks for listening.
