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Okay we're gonna do the opening again.
The opening, right?
Right. Okay, let's go.
Welcome to Kevin's English friend podcast!
Alright! Welcome to the show!
Welcome to the show!
Yamachan!
Professional show!
Yeah!
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Hiyama-chan.
I'm Hiyama.
Many of listeners and YouTube, you know, the people who watch our videos on YouTube,
are really curious about your hairstyle.
Okay!
Yeah, I do get that in the comments sometimes.
Right.
I know that you do it by yourself.
I do.
You cut your hair by yourself.
I do.
So tell me about that.
Okay, alright.
So, let's start with me cutting my own hair.
The reason why I cut my own hair is because they are too expensive.
So you're always saying that.
Too expensive.
Okay.
If you wanted to cut your hair in Japan, do you know how much it would take?
Like, 5,000?
5,000, man!
Right.
You do that twice, and you get 10,000 yen.
Yeah.
What?
That's the simple math.
That's way too much.
Okay, for you.
I'll do it myself, motherfucker.
Okay.
I'll do it myself.
I'm not gonna pay 5,000 yen for fucking haircut.
Okay.
I have time on me, so why not, right?
And I'm at a stage in life where I want to save money, right?
I want to do business for myself, and I need the money.
Okay.
So I'm gonna cut as much cost as possible.
Cutting hair at a barbershop is not an option.
Okay.
All right?
You know, things like 11 cut and the same cut places, right?
That's an option, but still, I want to go even further.
Right.
I want to go even more extreme.
Yeah.
Right?
So you would do everything if you can do it by yourself.
Yes!
So I got a bodycon.
I bought it on Amazon.
Yeah?
Yeah.
How much was that?
I guess that was like...
I guess that was like 5,000 yen.
Okay.
So just one.
Right.
Right.
Right.
And I've done this...
I've already cut my hair like, what, 10 times already.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But with what?
Scissors?
No, with a bodycon.
A bodycon.
Right.
I understand that.
So it's already positive ROI, right?
Right.
So...
And it's pretty easy.
Oh, really?
Like, it's easier than I thought.
Okay.
Like, I thought that the back of my head...
The back hair was very difficult.
But it's...
If you get...
If you get used to it, it's very easy.
I don't need a mirror anymore.
I just do it...
Why?
You don't...
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I do it mirrorless.
You do need mirrors.
I don't.
I don't.
Because you can't see your back.
What I do, I feel it with my hand and I'm good.
Really?
Yes.
Show me your back.
Yeah, I see it.
You can see my back.
They're pretty natural, aren't they?
Right.
Like, if it's men's hair, I think that it's...
Like, if you rest it...
If you let it rest for like three days, no matter what you do, like not the extreme things,
but like if it's decent, if you cut it at a decent style, if you wait for three days,
it's gonna be normal.
Okay.
Well, I agree with you, actually.
Yeah.
Right.
So, that's what I do.
And I'm very satisfied with it.
I understand that you cut your back hair and side hair with your barricade.
Yeah.
But what about the top and front hair?
So, I have a...
I don't know how to say this in English.
"Sukibasami."
Oh, yeah.
Right?
I'm gonna research it on Google, see how that's...
Yeah.
What it is in English.
"Sukibasami."
"Sukibasami."
By the way, "barricade" is that an English word?
No.
"Shaver."
A shaver.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ah, thinning.
Thinning scissor?
Ah.
Thinning shears.
I guess shears are scissors.
Oh, yeah?
Let's do baritone just in case.
Okay.
Hair clipper.
Oh.
Clipper.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
It wasn't shaver.
Shaver was the...
I guess for your...
Right.
Right.
Hair clipper.
Electric clipper.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
So, yeah.
That's how I cut my hair.
And the hairstyle I do, I always do like a 7-3 ratio kind of thing.
Okay.
You know the style, right?
Yeah, your style.
Right.
You know what that is, right?
I...
Like, back when I was...
When I was in college, when I was actually using the barbershop and paying 5,000 yen
for a shave, I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna shave my head."
And I was paying 5,000 yen for a stupid haircut.
I've always...
Okay.
I've always wanted to do the one that I'm doing right now.
But like no one would actually understand me.
Really?
Like, yeah.
I get a catalog out.
And no one's doing the same hairstyle as I am.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, if it's in the United States, I think it's very normal.
I think it's very like...
People would understand how that would look like.
Oh.
Is that American style?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I do see it in like the old movies of...
Old American movies.
Tell me, who is the...
A model?
Yeah.
I don't have a model, I guess.
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Okay.
Um...
I...
There's not...
So, when it's...
Okay, if it's in America, a lot of people do it.
Okay.
So like, let's say for example, let's see if I can find someone with the same hairstyle.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go for Zac Efron because he's the fucking sexiest man on Earth.
Okay.
Don't you think Zac Efron's really sexy?
What do you mean?
Don't...
Don't "What do you mean?"
Zac Efron is...
I don't think he's...
Really?
Like...
I think this guy's really...
Really?
Look, look, look.
This is probably the same hairstyle as I am.
Okay, I don't think that's the same...
You gotta stop looking at the face here.
You gotta stop looking at the hairstyle.
Let me see your hairstyle.
Yeah, like that.
They're very similar.
Okay.
I mean, I think they're similar.
Look at him.
Ah, who is that?
Is that the same person?
It's Makino.
Makino.
The soccer player.
Yeah, he's doing the same thing.
That's the same hairstyle.
Oh, is that the same hairstyle?
Yeah, it's close.
Yeah, right.
It's about the same.
It's enough.
Okay.
But you can't find that on catalogs.
On hairstyle catalogs they have on the barbershops.
Really?
Where do you go?
I mean...
Just a normal barbershop.
You can find it anywhere.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you see that?
Yeah.
Really?
Cause...
Well, that's strange.
Really?
Yeah, so...
I always have to tell them...
Like, I always have to show these pictures.
Is that the one?
Well, yeah.
Whatever I could find.
Okay.
So...
And then they'll be like, "Okay, we'll try."
Yeah.
So you go to the barbershop, it's said, right?
Yeah.
It's...
Here in Japan we have two types of haircut place.
One is barbershop, Tokoyawikoda.
And also...
A hair salon.
Yeah.
Sorry, I was talking about the beyond.
I was talking about the hair salon.
Oh, really?
Not the barbershop, but the hair salon.
But yeah, they don't have them.
Really?
Yeah.
That's strange for me.
I could never find one.
Really?
But...
Yeah, so that's how.
I don't know why I like this hairstyle.
But I just like them.
So you think it's sexy?
Yeah, they're convenient.
Convenient.
So it's very easy to do.
Like you don't have to, like...
Like, you know, you don't have to...
To straighten up your...
Your front hair?
Your front hair.
Right.
You don't have to detail your front hair.
You just have to...
I can do it without a mirror.
Like I just...
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I'll just put this all back.
Okay.
And then I just...
I just comb my hair.
I just comb it with my fingers.
Like 73.
And I'm done.
Very convenient.
And it looks very healthy.
It looks very clean.
Oh, you think it's healthy?
Yes.
Yes.
And clean.
That's why I like the hairstyle.
Okay.
I see that.
Mm-hmm.
Are you making fun of me?
No.
Okay.
Is this what this episode is all about, dude?
Like you're...
No, dude.
No, no, no, I...
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
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I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
I'm trying to make fun of my hairstyle, dude.
Cat, cat.
