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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Hello! Hello everybody!
How are you guys doing?
My name is Yama.
And my name is Kevin.
And we are...
The...
Kevin's English Room Podcast!
I was following you man, I was...
Oh really?
Yeah, I was...
I mean, you can take the lead.
Yeah!
I mean...
You were...
You were doing it...
You were doing just fine!
I thought that was good!
No, no, no...
Alright.
So, I've got a message from Meg August.
Okay.
Okay?
So, "What's your idea for a change?"
Oh!
I need it.
Hello Kevin, Yama-chan.
Hello.
Congratulations on reaching 300,000 subscribers on YouTube!
Thank you!
I was surprised to see a page on your Wikipedia page.
I hope you can keep it up!
You were looking at sunglasses the other day.
Ah, yes!
I thought about protecting your lifestyle.
Thank you!
So, I have three ideas.
Okay.
Idea 1.
Change your facial impression.
Okay.
Eye make.
Wow!
Or, draw eyes on your eyelids.
When you're waiting for a signal,
you can't notice it if you close your eyes.
Ah, good idea.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, I like it.
The point is that you don't know if the signal has changed.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good point.
Drawing eyes on your eyelids is a traditional Japanese way
to sleep during class.
Do you know it, Kevin?
Yes, I've seen it before.
Yeah?
Yeah, I've seen it before.
Idea 2.
Wear unique clothes.
Yes.
If you wear a fashion that no one can see,
no one will notice it.
Yeah, that is true.
Yeah, it's true, but like,
think about the...
the ramifications of like,
if someone finds out that it's me, right?
Like, yes, there were ideas like,
okay, Kevin, why don't you wear like a...
like a white glasses, Kevin?
Like, why don't you wear like one of those colorful glasses?
Like, wouldn't that make you like a different person?
But like, what if they find out that it's me?
Then it's like, okay,
Kevin's wearing those kind of glasses?
Okay, wow, okay.
That's...
I didn't know that.
That's pretty embarrassing, you know?
True.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll leave the joke aside.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna tell this joke.
It's the last one.
How about wearing different glasses
to change your face impression?
Yeah, right.
03:01
If you wear a mask, take your bangs down,
and wear glasses that are different from your usual impression,
you won't be able to be sure that it's you.
For example, round, big lenses,
or very thick glasses with a rim.
Yeah.
By the way, I think we have a Kora Gazo corner, so go there.
(laughing)
Yes, we do.
We have a Kora Gazo corner.
Did you send that?
No, actually, I can't open those pictures from my very smartphone
because he's too smart that he can't open the Instagram right now.
Oh, okay.
You don't have Instagram and you're...
And your phone is what you're trying to send, right?
Because you don't have the memory big enough to...
Like, two smartphones.
Okay, you're asking for my help, I know.
You're asking for my help, it's okay.
We can use my smartphone to look at the pictures, okay?
Like, 10 steps ahead of us.
No, don't be... You don't have to...
No, it's okay. It's okay if you don't have a...
It's from Meg August-san.
Okay.
Let me... Let's look that up.
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Wait here.
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Uh...
Right there?
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, what do you think?
So, this is eye makeup.
Ah, okay, the eye makeup.
Makeup things.
Cute.
Is it?
Cute looking, but a little bit too strong, you know?
Yeah.
It's weird.
Uh, number two...
Number two?
Yeah?
Personal style?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
That's not gonna happen.
That is way too...
Because if you wear like this...
That is way too weird.
Like, everyone will see you.
Yeah, everyone's gonna look at you.
Yeah.
I don't think there is a fashion where everyone looks away.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you know?
I think there's only fashion that's like,
weird enough that everyone looks at you.
Yeah.
That is so...
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
So, like, so for you guys who are listening,
it's a picture of a...
What?
We need the poo.
Ah, okay.
We need the poo...
Tigger.
Mm-hmm.
Stitch.
Yeah.
And another one is like, what?
What is that?
I don't know what those are.
Well, this is Lolita fashion, right?
This is Lolita fashion.
And another is like, I don't know what these are.
Chinese?
Chinese, like...
Clothing?
Like, kakutogi clothing.
Ah, kakutogi.
Yeah, I think that's what they are.
But I wanted to look at the third one.
I was looking for the third one.
She says that jokes are made up.
No, right?
06:00
She spent the most effort on the one and the two.
So, I have...
So, like, what I do is I sometimes,
like, go outside and to chill,
what I do is have contacts on.
Oh.
I have...
Does that make any difference?
It lowers the...
The what?
It lowers the what?
The notice...
The ability rate?
Noticing rate?
But it's not zero.
So, I wonder how having a different frame would help,
how much it would help,
compared to, like, me having contacts on.
What do you think?
I feel like having contacts on is...
has a much bigger impact in, like, the first impression,
like, you know, the first sight kind of image that you get,
compared to, like, having a different frame.
What do you think?
Because having glasses off is a huge difference,
like, glasses on and off.
Yeah?
Yeah, for me...
For you?
It's the same?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, you've seen my face with contacts on so many times, so...
So, there's a...
That's the same.
That's the same.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, if you let your hair down like this...
Yeah?
Mine's really long right now,
so I can really do, like, a deep bang right now.
And with your... like, different...
Different glasses?
Yeah.
Yeah?
It may look different, right?
Maybe.
Yeah?
Oh, that...
Gussed off?
Yeah, like that.
It's a little different from...
What you expected?
From what you... when you...
You want to do these, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't stand there.
But, you know, right, thank you for the...
The recommendation.
Yeah.
Do you still get people noticed?
Yeah, I do.
I mean, I think the more followers you get,
the more easily that people notice you, right?
Okay.
Yeah.
I think it's just going to get worse and worse.
Yeah.
I shouldn't say worse, you know.
I should say more extreme.
It sounds negative, you know.
Worse sounds negative, so like more extreme.
It's neutral, right?
It sounds neutral.
Okay.
Right.
Even if you wear your masks.
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I feel like I have a really like...
Impressive... like the hair and the eyes, I feel like.
You should change your hair.
I should change my hair.
Yeah.
But I don't really have a different hairstyle.
Maybe you put a wig on your hair and...
Damn.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, like brown hair, a wig, or like long hair.
That's a great idea.
And those completely different hairstyles.
That's actually a really good idea.
Yeah.
Maybe you should do that sometimes.
Okay.
People will notice.
Not bad.
Yeah.
I think I might do that.
Really, yeah.
You can buy it at a hair salon.
Yeah, of course, hair salon.
Yeah, good enough, right?
Yeah, like rainbow.
The rainbow color.
Rainbow afro.
Did you buy that at Daiso or something?
It was a package at a hair salon.
Okay, got it.
Right.
But in terms of... I can...
Lend it to me?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, that would be great.
I mean, I can...
That's number two.
KM number two.
Everyone would look at me.
Alright.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
