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ようこそ、ケビンの英語の部屋の番組へようこそ。
こんにちは、みんな。
あなたの週末はどうだった?
私の週末は...
私のカレンダーを見せてください。
私は今週何をしているのですか?
あなたが私に言ってくれたことで、私はそれをやった。
あなたが知っているように、あなたがあなたの尿のサンプルを取り入れてみてください。あなたがカンサーの証拠を持っているときを確認してください。
ああ、本当に。
それは鼻でしたか?
はい。
私はそれをやりました。
私はそれを購入しました。
私はそれを小さな容器に入れました。
そして私はそれを入れました。
ああ、素晴らしい。
そして私は私の最初の人間道具を保管しようとしていました。
ワオ。
しかし、私は研究を終えた後、
あなたが知っているように、通常の会社は30歳から人間道具を持っています。
ああ、そうです。
そうです。
そして、私は30歳ではないと言っていました。
だから私は健康診断をするだけです。
ああ、私はそれが好きです。
だから私は健康診断を保管しようとしていました。
しかし、健康診断は自働者にとってはありません。
ああ。
ああ、あなたはそれをできません。
本当に?
あなたはそれをできません。
あなたはそれをできません。
そうです。
私は健康診断を保管するための非働者、非会社の人間がいません。
本当に?
健康診断を保管するための非働者、非会社の人間がいません。
そうです。
そうです。
それは私の30分の研究です。
だから、たぶん私はそれを見つけたことはありません。
たぶん私はそれをまだ見つけたことはありません。
しかし、
ああ、それは可能ですが。
しかし、私は知りません。
ワオ。
私はそれを見つけることができませんでした。
だから私はそこに失われました。
本当に。
そう。
それは
そう。
ワオ。
一つしかできるのは人間毒です。
ああ、まだ人間毒はできるものです。
人間毒は可能です。
あなたはそれをできる。
誰でもできる。
OK。
ただ健康診断はない。
ワオ。
そう。
でも、私はそれを持っていました。
本当に。
私は健康診断に対するイメージがあります。
それは会社員のためのものです。
または学校の生徒のためのものです。
そうです。
ああ。
だから私たちは人間毒をやらなければなりません。
そう。もし私たちは何かをやるとしたら、それは人間毒になるでしょう。
ワオ。
そう。
そしてそれは高いです。
そしてそれは時間をかけています。
はい。
そして
そして
怖い。
はい。
危険です。
それは危険ではありません。
本当に?
いや、それは危険ではありません。
それは危険ではありませんか?
いや。
専門家が導く。
そう。
あなたはそれをやるべきです。
そう。
それは私たちが何時に人間毒をやるのかを言っていることがあります。
そう。
あなたは何月にやったのか覚えていますか?
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オクターバーの11月だと思います。
私は思います。
はい、私はオクターバーの11月だと思います。
はい、そこに何かがあります。
はい。
私は7月と言いました。
はい。
それは来ていますよね?
はい。
それは一週間のようです。
はいはいはい。
ワオ。
ええと、私は…
そう。
私はそれに研究しました。
私はそれに研究しました。
あなたはそれを試してみました。
そう。
あなたはそれを試してみました。
そう。
もし私が…
もし健康診断の購入ボタンがありましたら、私はそれをクリックした
かもしれませんでした。
そう。
一週間前のように。
はい。
まあ。
I would have done it. Wow. You know, I was surprised that we, like, there is no way
for self-employed people to get kenko shindan themselves. I know, right? As in
the government, like. I know, right? Yeah, because they, I mean, we pay the hokenryo,
which isn't for those, like, health. Right. Like, self-care. Right. Wow. And it also said
that for some self-employed people, you can't have the ningen doku, you can't
have that as keihi. Oh, really? You can't. Wow. So, it's jibara. Wow. Yeah. That's okay.
Wow. So, it's too bad, right? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of sucks. Right. And health is very, the
most important thing for health, self-employed people. Very vital. Yeah.
Yeah. I know, right? Wow. Didn't know that. I tried. You tried. Yeah. I tried. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's coming, right? Yeah, it's coming, but yeah, it's, yeah,
like, four months from now. But still, it's still coming. Yeah, of course, it's coming. Yes.
Yeah. So, you're gonna do the ningen doku in the next month? Because that's the only way, right?
I'd rather not answer that question. My answers aren't ready to be out there in public. Okay,
if I answer it now, it'll be finalized. I can't be so irresponsible for my words.
All right. So, that doesn't mean no. That doesn't mean no. Yeah. Nor does it mean yes,
right? I mean, I just didn't give an answer. Okay, of course. Right? If you say yes,
that means you definitely have to do the ningen doku. But there's still slight possibility of
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you will be able to get kenkou shindan. Absolutely. That's why, right? Absolutely. Yes. Exactly. That
was exactly what I had in mind. So, either one, either of them, either one of them. Wow,
that's a difficult one. Or either of them is okay. Okay. I guess that's either of them.
You're gonna do either of them, for sure. Yeah. Well, I didn't say that. Oh, you didn't say that?
Did I say, did you hear me say yeah? Did I just say yeah in front of you? After your question?
No. No, right? No. Okay, okay, that's good. Yeah. Because I didn't. For any of you,
anyone else that thought I said yeah, I didn't say yeah. Okay. I didn't. You're not sure which
one you're gonna do in the next month. I'm not sure which one I'm gonna do. Yeah. But you know,
either one, you're gonna do. Well, I can't answer that. Okay. I can't answer. I'm not gonna. Okay.
I'm not gonna lie here. No, I mean, of course. Of course. You're a very honest guy. Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, true. You are. You are. Lie in front of the camera. That would be a very bad thing to do.
Right. Right? But you're a very honest man and you said you're gonna do those things in July,
right? Yeah, yeah, I did say that. I did say that. Right. So you do something in July.
I'll probably do something in July, of course. I'll stick it out to you. Yeah. Are you gonna
do something in October or November? Yeah, it's November. Yeah. After knowing that,
after what I told you, knowing that you can't really take the Kenko Shindan and the only
option you have is the Ningen Doku, are you gonna take the Ningen Doku? Yeah, I mean,
I can't answer that question. Oh, right. Right. On the same boat here. On the same boat. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Welcome aboard. All right. Okay. Yeah, I wanna, yeah, I wanna know that,
like, the answer, like, if we truly have no possibility to. Right, right, right, right, right.
Because that's gonna be... Yeah.
Right. What if you don't have the money for it, right? Like, if you're self-employed,
but you wanna stay healthy, which is a great thing to have, right? It's a great mindset to have,
very healthy mindset to have, right? How's, what are they supposed to do? Yeah. Right.
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And also, that's very important for the government. Right. Like. For people to be
healthy. Yeah. Right. So they can, they can work. Yeah. Right. And they can get taxed.
Right. Right. Right. Exactly. Which made me think there has to be some sort of a way.
Yeah, yeah. It has to be, like, something. Like, I thought, like, even, like, free for those.
I know. Yeah. Right. Like, I thought it should be more, like, lower, like. Right. You know,
hurdle. Right. I mean, I thought we would get points for taking the Gengoshinan, right? Like,
minor points or something. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. More than that. Right?
What can you use the minor points for anyway? I don't know.
Can you go to Lawson and use minor points? Is that possible? I'm not sure.
No idea? No idea. Never seen anywhere. I mean, I've seen IDs, quick pays, pay pays, line pays.
Never seen minor points, though. Minor points in the convenience store. Minor points.
That's what the, that's what the sound badge is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Minor points. Is that?
That's funny. It's like quick pay, like. Yeah, quick pay. Minor points. That's no cute.
No one's going to use that. That's so embarrassing.
What's the worst payment method audio out there? As in sound?
Yeah, sound. Right. So, quick pay has, like, quick pay.
Yes, yes. I think it's my, okay, I'm going to do my memory of quick pay.
Quick pay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my memory. Right, right. It's like a double of, like.
Exactly, yeah. The higher one is, like, that beautiful one. But the lower one is, like,
So it's like, every time I hear that, like, what? Are you, your throat okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. That's fun. I would say, you know, I think I'm going to go
with quick pay as well. Quick pay is one of the worst sounds out there, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it. I get it. The voices don't really harmonize together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very
random. Right? Yeah. I don't know where they got that melody from. I don't know where they got those
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two keys from. Right. I have no idea how they record that voice. Right, right. I know. Right.
True. Like, pay pays or line pays, they're fine. They're just clean. Right, right. A little bit
loud, though, but in my opinion, you know. True. You know. Is that necessary, first of all? Yeah,
you can't turn it off. Yeah. You can't. You know, sometimes when you use pay pay or line pay,
so they scan your barcode. Yeah. And then immediately after they scan it,
you turn your phone off, right? Yeah. And then 10 minutes later, you're in the cafe,
right, sitting down, trying to study, and you turn your phone back on, and immediately the
first thing you hear is line pay! And everyone around you looks at you like, where the fuck are
you paying? Wow. Wow. Do you know this? No, no. You know that this happens? I haven't experienced
that. Well, maybe it's only for iPhones. It happens. It's fucking terrible. Yeah,
that sounds terrible. Loud as fuck. Wow. So you need to keep it on. Right, you gotta remember to
wait. Wow. For the melody to go on. Yeah, or you're gonna embarrass yourself in public. Very
embarrassing. Very embarrassing. Yeah. My most favorite sound is the Apple Pay, I would say.
Oh, how? It's like a... I see. You get like a ring a bell. Yeah, it's a really simple,
but it's got like a, it's got like a, like a, like a stretch to it before the release.
Yeah, there's a stretch to it. It's really satisfying. Oh, I want to hear that. I think
I've heard like one or twice in my life. Yeah, I should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to hear that.
Right. Yeah. Be on the lookout. Can you do that again, please? All right.
It went higher than I wanted to. That was higher than I wanted. Okay. Okay. It was a little lower.
Ah, I see. Oh, you have like sound before that. There's a before there's a stress before. Oh,
wow. Yeah. And then the release. Oh, I think I can play it. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I think
there's a way to actually get it. Yeah. So like if you download something from an app store,
I think that'll, uh, uh, okay. Let's try to write. Ready? Yeah. Yeah. Right there.
Was that, was that the one you tried? That was exactly the one I did.
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Okay. I mean, I mean, I, I mean, of my, my, my, my voice vocal instrument. No, I'm not going to
judge. I mean, I did a good job. I prefer yours. I prefer yours. Yeah. So you're complimenting.
Yeah. I would rather want to have that one in my phone. Thank you. When I pay. Thank you. Yeah.
Love that. Like the momentum. I'm glad. I'm glad that you loved it. Yeah. Better than the app.
Yeah. Better than that one. Yeah. That was a bit too, too solid. Yeah. Less energy. I now love
mine more than the app. Yeah. Yeah. Because of your compliment. Thank you. I have built the
confidence. Yes, you should. To perform this in front of other people now. Yeah. And I will.
Yeah, of course. I will proudly present. Yeah. My transaction noise. Yes. All right. Of course.
Thank you. When you pay anything at a convenience store, you should do it. I will vocalize that.
I will. I will sing that every time. To everybody. Thank you for building my confidence. Yeah,
of course. Why not? Thank you. I just said the fact, you know. Thank you. That's how I feel.
That's the best kind of compliment. All right. Thank you, man. Yeah. Thank you. All right.
Thanks, guys. Bye-bye.