金属クリップの心配
Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast.
So, remember I got some metal clips in my anal?
If you're not aware, check out the episode where I talked about me doing the camera.
Yeah, I remember that.
You know, it's been, I don't know, like one or two weeks after that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I have not, I have not felt any samurais inside my ass.
Like, you know, we were kind of worried that those metal clips that were used to stop the bleeding when I took my ポリプ, right?
The doctor said it's going to come out of your, with your poop.
I was afraid it's going to samurai my, my intestine, right?
Sort of with the edge.
Yeah, because it's metal.
Right. Nothing happened. Nothing. I have not felt nothing. I pooped several times and that was nothing.
I'm sure it's out by now.
Oh, it's still inside.
It's still inside? I don't know.
Yeah, they're just waiting for the timer.
Scary.
It is scary.
But you know, I...
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, at least like a week or two weeks, so...
Yeah, it should be out, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, after the camera, I've been pooping out blood for two or three or four days.
Okay.
Now it's nothing. It's just as usual.
You know, I'm back to normal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So...
So they just went out without...
I think so. I think it already went out.
Did you check everything?
便をチェックする難しさ
You know, I was not...
Look, the thing about checking your poop, you know how people say that it's important to check your poop?
True.
Right?
Yeah.
There's some paradox with the checking of your poop.
Okay.
Look, you poop out and you want to check.
Yeah.
Right? But to check, you have to stand up and look, right?
Right, right.
But to stand up, you have to wipe your ass.
Yeah.
Right?
When you wipe your ass, put the toilet paper in the bowl and then look.
Yeah.
It's blocking the view of the toilet paper.
So it's, you know, it's always so difficult to check your poop.
I see.
True.
Right?
I guess you have to sort of wipe it.
Yeah.
And then you have to hold it.
Yeah.
And then look.
You can only wipe once.
Right?
Because you can only hold one used toilet paper in your hand.
True.
So if you get a lot of poop in that one wipe, you know there's more.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're going to have to, you know, deal with some poop left in your asshole.
True.
Right?
But you have to stand up and let it, like, squeeze.
Yeah.
That's...
I don't want to...
How do people do it?
How do people check their poop, though?
True.
I don't...
It's difficult.
I don't...
How do you do it?
I don't...
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So in those times...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was not able to check my poop every time.
Oh, okay.
I was like...
Yeah.
It's impossible.
Yeah.
Sometimes I'm able to watch my things.
Well, not, like, 100% surface.
Because, like, half of them are, like, covered by the papers, obviously.
But I can see them still.
Oh, like, it's, like, peeking out?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Okay.
No?
No?
No.
Yeah, maybe you should just throw it, like, at the edge.
True.
That's a better idea.
Yeah, you wipe it and just, you...
Put it in the wall.
Yeah, yeah.
I should do...
Yeah, I should have done that.
I'll do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
健康診断の結果
You said you did your...
Did you do your kenkoshina?
Yes.
Oh!
Good?
It was all good?
Yeah.
I mean...
Good.
Results have not come out yet.
Yeah.
So, I don't know the details, though.
But nothing happened.
Like...
Yeah, but I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I have to wipe.
Yeah.
It was, like, a light one.
Okay.
I didn't do, like, ikameras or those...
Oh, okay.
Shindenzu.
Samurai things.
Samurai things?
Okay, yeah.
I did a shindenzu, maybe.
Shindenzu and, like, echoing and everything.
Okay.
Yeah.
Blood test and...
Yeah, blood test, including that.
I did a giz.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm waiting for the result, though.
Is this your first time doing the ROG test?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that was, like, a very long time ago.
Oh, okay.
I was a kid.
Oh.
Elementary guy, I think.
Right.
So it might be changed a little.
Sure, sure, sure.
Oh, through the echoing...
Yeah.
The doctor said, like, he could see a little thing around the tunnel.
Okay.
Yeah.
He said, like, there are, like, slight doro.
Doro?
In your tunnel.
Wow.
And then if you keep this...
I mean, it's not a problem.
Mm-hmm.
But if you keep it, like, getting worse and worse...
Okay.
This can be a stone.
Oh, okay.
Which is called tanseki.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you'll be very painful, and you have to take it out and do some surgeries.
Yeah.
So...
You gotta keep an eye on it.
Yeah.
That's what he told me.
Okay.
How does that happen?
Like, how does that start to form?
I don't know.
No idea?
No idea.
If you're taking too much amount of, like, oils, too much not good balanced food, maybe,
or, like, stressed...
Yeah, the usual.
Yeah, those ones.
Alcohol.
Yeah.
Tobacco.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I agree.
So, that's what he said.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And my dad had tanseki years ago, and he did a surgery, so...
He took it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My dad took it out as well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I think...
Yeah, he took out something.
I forgot.
Okay, okay.
I think it was that.
Tanseki.
Yeah.
健康診断の重要性
So, it's not that, like, it's not, like, life-danger things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's amazing how we have organs that we can...
We're okay to live, even if we take it out, you know?
It's interesting how the human body works.
True, true.
Yeah.
Right.
So, Tanju Tanno is the assistant of shouka bunkai.
Okay.
So, yeah.
He said, like, it's, well, yeah, it's okay.
Like, your gut can handle most things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like you stock your shouka kousou and then use it every time.
So...
I see.
Yeah.
I see.
Well, obviously, it may cause anything.
Like, it may cause me something, at least.
At least something.
But, yeah.
Historically, it's not that severe.
It's different from you losing your heart.
Yeah, lung or...
Like, brain, yeah.
Right, right.
I see.
I see.
Okay.
Yeah.
And this time I didn't feel any chaku.
Chaku?
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know why.
I think the doctor, the nurse, she used the echo with really strong power.
Okay.
She pushed it in, okay?
Yeah.
So, that's why I didn't feel the chakuness, but rather a little pain.
Because she was, like, punching in too hard?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By her father.
They do punch in so hard.
Like, they do really push it in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's still ticklish.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, ticklish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, the one I did the last time, she was kind of soft and touching like that.
So, that made me like, oh, no, don't do that.
I get it.
Yeah, but this time it was not okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So, gotta keep an eye on that, then.
Right, that one.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
You get the result?
Not yet.
Not yet.
I think it's going to take, like, two months or so.
Two or three months, I think, before I get them.
医療機器の影響
Slow process.
Yeah.
Slow process.
I see.
Yeah.
Hope there's nothing.
I really do hope there's nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm really excited to see them.
It's like my little Christmas present, you know?
I do.
I do.
I'm really excited.
Yeah.
What about the little boy you cut off?
Do you keep him, or?
The what?
The little, I mean, big boy.
Oh, the big boy?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, the big boy, I was not offered a choice to give it to me.
So, I don't know what they did.
Yeah.
True, it's not like bones or teeth.
Yeah, I guess it's going to go bad or something.
Do you keep it in your bag?
Well, I did want to keep it.
I would have, like, got myself some water, you know?
I'd put it in.
I'll just watch it every night.
Let it grow out a little bit?
And one day make a flower?
Yeah, one day make a flower.
ケビンの体内サムライの出現
I have to get ready for soil, you know?
I'd get some soil, stick it in the soil, put it under the sunlight.
Yeah.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Yeah, well, good for the metal samurai.
Yeah, good for the metal samurai.
I think it's gone.
I think it's gone.
Hope they're not waiting for the time.
Hopefully, hopefully.
All right.
Thanks for sitting, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
