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2022-06-11 16:22

癖毛と奮闘していた過去

マネージャーさん「あ、山さんパーマかけましたか?」→山ちゃん「いや、これ天パなんですって!」、何回このやりとりを聞いたか…



[※Content may include explicit language.]

00:00
Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Hi!
*claps*
Oh, hi!
Hi!
I just burped a little bit.
Yeah, you've thrown out your jacket.
Yup! I've thrown 'em out!
Yeah.
You can see my nipple here.
Yeah.
Sorry guys.
*laughs*
I'm so sorry.
*laughs*
But it was too tight.
Yeah.
I threw 'em away!
Yeah.
Yup.
Is that your...
underwear?
Well, like to me it looks just usual.
T-shirt? Casual?
Yeah, it's an usual t-shirt, but I categorize it as my underwear-ish kind of clothes, so they're not supposed to be out.
Okay.
*laughs*
It's an internal thing.
Okay.
For me.
Uh-oh.
If you look at it, it's not that. It just looks like a normal t-shirt.
Yeah.
But for me...
It's a hadagi.
Okay.
Yeah.
So.
Okay.
*sighs*
Okay.
Alright.
*laughs*
Right, right, right!
Okay.
Okay.
Um, got a message from Yu-san.
Oh, Yu-san!
It's been a while, Yu-san.
Thank you!
Uh...
Alright.
Thank you, Yu-san.
Ooh, okay.
There's a temp...
Wow, you should...
Wow.
You need to check that out.
Yeah, I should check that out.
Yeah.
*laughs*
Is that true?
It's called a "temper"?
Yeah, T-E-N-P-O.
Temper.
Let me check that out.
Yeah, thanks.
T-E-N-P-E-R.
Yeah.
"Temper wax."
Wow!
"Rexecution hair wax."
From Bello?
Bello...
Is that a famous one?
No, I've never heard of it, but...
Okay.
It looks like the brand.
Mm-hmm.
Bello and a temper.
"Collaboration wax."
How much...
It's zaiko gyurei.
Oh!
Is that that popular, then?
Maybe.
But it's 4,700...
For how...
How much...
How many?
Um...
And I want to know the, you know...
The speciality of that wax.
Wait, maybe there's only one?
What do you mean, there's only one?
One pack for Yonsei Naniha clan, maybe?
One pack?
Yonsei Naniha clan for once?
Nah, it's a big, big bottle.
Right?
Big, big bottle, right?
See?
Yeah, I can use it for like...
I know, but like, this little portion...
Yeah.
This little plastic portion, that's 4,700 yen.
Yeah.
Is that acceptable for you?
I mean, it's expensive.
So what's so good about it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is, um...
It...
Look at that.
"A professional stylist group that's dedicated to the treatment of warts"
"is doing an information release"
"Wart Special Media"
"Temper Magazine"
03:00
Wow, I didn't know that!
Do you think it's an actual magazine?
Or do you think it's like an Instagram account or something?
Wow, I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Like, that's...
The media for me!
Yeah.
Um...
"A natural, glossy, and long-lasting moisturizer"
Mm-hmm.
"Depends on the moisture"
"and prevents wrinkles"
Okay.
"and has a natural, good cutting and setting power"
Hmm.
Like that.
Wow.
What do you think?
Um, I'm not sure...
You wanna give it a shot?
No?
No, that's real expensive.
Yeah, it is.
And, yeah, actually that's, um, really important...
Um...
Of which kind of wax you use.
Especially like...
If you have a temper?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it changes...
Changes your hair so much.
Really?
If you put dry wax or gel wax on like, you know...
Really big impact...
Oh.
For your head.
For your hair, so...
Wow.
So I carefully choose every time.
Aha.
Yeah.
You got it.
Wow.
Okay.
So I understand that, you know.
Oh!
This is the Temper magazine.
Wow.
"Solution. On rainy days..."
"On rainy days, it's a habit to prevent your bangs from spreading."
"Two ways."
Wow.
How do they find new topics, right?
I feel like it's a limited amount of like, things to talk about.
Just with temper hair.
True.
Oh.
Wow.
But I do understand there are, you know, people who strongly...
Suffer.
Struggling...
Yeah.
With their hair.
Yeah.
I was once...
Struggling.
Not that strongly, but was in that zone.
So I do kind of understand that.
Now I kind of don't care about my, you know...
Just leave them.
But...
Wow.
Wow.
It's interesting.
Yeah, it's interesting.
Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, I want to...
Try that box.
Yeah.
For at least once.
Yeah, just once.
Yeah.
See how it's like.
If it's really good...
Yeah.
Ha.
But it's worth...
4,700 yen.
It's expensive, you know.
Very expensive.
I wouldn't go for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you are too.
You're a little...
I am a little bit temper.
Not as much as you, but I am a little bit temper.
Yeah.
If I...
If I grow it a little bit more...
Yeah.
You'll start to see the twists.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So...
Sorry, it was in the middle of the...
06:00
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um...
There are several stages in tempering life.
A period of time when you feel a little bit of irritation in your hair.
Okay.
A period of time when you try to do something and fight.
A period of time when you get hit by the rain.
A period of time when you fight.
Okay.
A period of time when you meet a stopper.
A period of time when you become able to enjoy the tempers as a personality.
A period of time when you become able to enjoy the tempers as a personality.
Okay.
I think there are parts that you will understand.
What kind of hairstyle have you two had before?
Is there any hairstyle you admire?
Aha.
Have you ever considered doing a straight perm?
Ah...
I finally haven't tried once.
Uh-huh.
But when I was a high school student, I was interested in trying to, you know...
竹毛教授はストレートパーマー.
But finally I didn't try any.
Yeah.
But...
Yeah.
Yeah.
So just once when you were young.
Yeah.
Like in high school you considered it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What about you?
Um...
I...
High school, I tried some ironing.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I...
Hair iron?
Yeah.
Hair iron.
Yeah.
See, she sent us a photo of her when she was a fighter with her hair iron every morning.
Uh-huh.
So...
Oh, wow!
That's really...
So I guess the bottom one is after she did the...
Hair iron?
Uh-huh.
Wow.
She's got a skill.
She does have skill.
Yeah.
Wow.
Right.
Very different.
Yeah, it's very different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So do you agree with the different stages?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree with this.
Um...
自分の髪質に焼けが刺す否定器.
奮闘器.
Like to me, I had a...
部活.
Oh, yeah.
When I was junior high and high school.
Yeah.
And I had アサレン.
Uh-huh.
So that was one big fact to me.
Like every morning I saw her hair iron.
Yeah.
And I was like, "Oh, wow!
She's got a skill."
Yeah.
Wow.
And like every morning I set my hair.
Right.
Like trying to, you know, look cool.
At the time, straight hair was really the, you know, mainstream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there were so many like Johnny's talent who did like straight, sara-sara hairs.
Yeah.
And there were so many, you know, dansei talent who had a straight...
Yes.
Like sara-sara hair.
Yes.
So I was wanting to have those kind of sara-sara hair and try to do that.
And using dryer and every morning and then take a train and go to the high school or
junior high and did アサレン.
Yeah.
And it's all gone.
It's over.
Why even try?
When you know it's going to go away after the アサレン.
No, at least I can...
I don't know.
I want to try that.
Oh, okay.
Do you think it was better than not doing it at all?
Yeah.
09:00
It's actually better.
If you...
So there's still some left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even after you sweat.
Wow.
Yeah, I remember that.
So that was my 否定期 and 奮闘期.
And I haven't met STOPA, so I didn't have 革命期.
But now I kind of 授業期.
STOPAを...
天派を個性として楽しめるようになる授業期.
Yeah.
Now I kind of...
How are you, like, enjoying it?
Like, do you...
Is there different styles that you do with your 天派?
Or like, can you arrange it in a different way?
Yeah, I can arrange that like that or like that, you know?
I can drastically change my hair like that.
Yeah.
Just move two shreds, that's all.
But you know, today it's humid, really humid day.
So I put gel wax and make, you know, even curly.
Okay.
Make my hair even...
Curlier.
Curlier than the usual.
Yeah.
So my hair is really curly today.
Why would you want to make them curlier?
Because it's...
Because it's raining.
Humid day.
So if I try to make it straight, then in any ways my hair will be shrunked and, you know,
it became curly at the end of the day.
Why not keep it as it is?
What do you mean as it is?
Why would you make it even more curlier when you can just let it be on its natural form,
right?
Because even if it's humid, it would stay like that, right?
Or no?
Is it going to get worse?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I spent a full... from the beginning, tried to sit like this.
Got it.
So you're being prepared for the worst.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So in days like this, if I try to make my hairs like straight or like start with usual,
then at the end of the day you'll get weird.
You know, unprepared, unpredicted, you know, uncontrolled.
Got it.
Yeah.
So I have to, you know, prepare for the day, you know?
So you'd never want an uncontrolled...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see.
Yeah.
I see.
I see.
I know.
Like not like days like today, more like dried day, I can arrange my hair like a little more
straight and so I can, you know, try so many...
Okay.
...types, you know?
Yeah.
That's what I like about my hair.
If you could just reset your whole hair, what would you want to do?
To any... anything.
Yeah.
Straight or whatever.
I actually want to have a... like pompadour, like one... like this.
12:07
Okay.
Like a pompadour.
Yeah.
Or such on like David Beckham.
David Beckham?
Yeah.
David...
B-E-C-K Beckham.
K-M.
Oh, he's pronounced Beckham?
Yeah, he's a British guy, so Beckham.
Okay.
You don't pronounce H.
Not Beckham?
No, no.
Okay.
Which one?
None of them?
None of them.
Like, long one.
So it's not the most popular one.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, this one.
Yeah, I like that one.
That's pretty cool.
That's cool, huh?
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to be like this.
This is... yeah, actually kind of cool.
Yeah, and hair and, you know...
Dandy.
...or that, hee-gay.
The hee-gay, right?
Yeah.
And a little smile on his face.
Yeah, his face is good.
Yeah, he's got a pretty charming face.
Yeah.
So that's the biggest fact.
You want the face.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
I want the face.
I think you want the face.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
I want the face of a Leonardo DiCaprio.
The face and the voice.
Okay, who's in the voice?
Yeah.
Okay, not the hair.
Not the hair.
I don't care about the hair.
It looks good on any hairstyle.
Yeah, of course.
I don't know if you got that face.
Yeah, true.
If you shave your hair, then it's still good.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
You don't want to talk about your...
My ideal hairstyle.
Oh, my ideal hairstyle.
You know, I actually don't have that much of an ideal hairstyle, you know.
So that's the best for you?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it's the best, but maybe I'm too dumb to figure out what...
I think I feel like my processor is too slow, right, to render what I would look like on
each hairstyle.
Like, it just shuts down.
In the middle of the process of rendering.
What do you mean by that?
For example, if I had that beckham style on my face, will it look good?
I'm rendering it.
I'm combining the face and the hairstyle, and right in the middle of it, I'm just...
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's my conclusion.
I don't know.
So probably it's that I don't have that much of a preference, I guess.
15:01
Yeah.
It's okay in any ways.
Yeah.
So if it doesn't look good, if it doesn't look bad, then I feel like I'm...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's okay.
I'm good.
It's probably this mentality probably comes from the huntoki.
I don't know if it was actually.
Yeah.
The stage where I'm fighting against the kusege and I'm like, I gave up.
I was like, you know what?
Just gonna let it be.
Yeah.
Just gonna let this thing do its own little show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
See, and if you start, you know, if you start having these desires of like, oh, I want to
be this hairstyle, and then you're going to have to face with like, oh, the kusege will
do this.
So like, it's not perfect.
And so that's where I stopped.
Okay.
Thinking about it.
Thinking about it.
And like, if it's...
Like, if this hairstyle, if this kusege can, you know, can be in some sort of...
Can be in any hairstyle that looks...
That doesn't look bad on me, then I'll just live with it.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
Well, that's cool, then.
Yeah.
You find your style.
I did.
That's a good one.
So, thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
So, thanks for listening, guys.
Bye-bye.
guys bye bye!
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