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Hey guys, we are Kevin's English Room Podcast.
Hi!
Hi.
10pm.
Right, 10pm.
Oh sorry, 10am.
Yes, 8am, in the morning.
Eating my breakfast right now.
Yeah.
What time did you wake up this morning?
Like 40 minutes ago.
40 minutes ago?
So your brain is not...
functioning as...
awake.
Hopefully, after eating my breakfast...
Yeah.
They'll be fully functional.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what are you eating now?
What's that?
Tsukune-bo.
Tsukune-bo.
Tsukune-gushi from...
Lawson.
Yeah.
A family mod maybe?
Family mod, yeah, family mod.
Right.
That's family mod.
Right, right, right.
Well actually, we met at the...
the family mod, convenience store this morning.
Yeah.
I was...
I was...
Buying you a cup of coffee.
Yes.
And he was getting his breakfast.
Were you getting...
Were you in trouble?
Like, was there like a systematic trouble?
Yeah, actually I pushed the wrong button.
I put the...
I pushed the...
wrong...
drink.
Right, iced one for iced coffee button.
What changes?
What?
How does it change?
Well...
You wanted a hot coffee, right?
Yeah, I bought hot one.
But iced one would be a little bit less.
And little bit more...
more...
Condensed.
Yeah.
Because the ice...
the water of the ice.
Yes.
That's right.
Okay.
And they gave you a new one?
Yeah.
They were kind enough.
Yeah, they were pretty kind.
They seemed kind.
So...
And you're eating long sweet bread.
Long Danish.
It's buttery.
Yeah.
Sounds like your bread.
Good.
Yeah.
Sweet.
Alright, you're happy now.
So...
Let's start with light topic.
Okay.
What's the real diversity...
Alright.
Alright, let's not talk about that.
10 AM.
Talk about real diversity.
Alright.
What would you like to be if you were reborn?
From Mikey-san.
So...
Any animal is okay.
Any object is okay.
Right.
Anything, literally.
You can be a smartphone if you wanted to.
Of course, if you want.
You can be jeans if you wanted to.
Yeah, if you want to.
Okay.
Like everything.
That's interesting.
So, the first thing that popped into my mind was the oven for pizza.
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Pizza oven.
I wonder how it feels like to have...
Like, you know when you put a pizza...
Before the oven, your cheese is not melted and your pepperonis are not crispy.
And when it comes out, it's all melted, it's all crispy.
The cheese are even...
The cheese has like this brown spots, right?
Right, right.
That's pretty nice.
I wonder how...
I wonder how it feels to...
To like...
To put those pizza into magic.
Yeah, that's...
That's one quick answer.
Okay.
That was... Okay, that was one quick answer.
Do you want to...
I'm sure there's other ones, but...
Sure, okay.
Tell me again, what was that?
Do you want to be pizza itself?
No.
No, you don't?
I'd rather not get eaten.
Okay.
If I were to transform myself, I'd want to stay alive.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, pizza open.
Yeah.
I'm going to try to find a better, more deeper answer, okay?
Okay.
I want to be a bud.
The bird eye view.
Yeah.
Right?
You want to look at the city from the sky.
Right, right.
I want to fly like a...
Like a bird.
That sounds nice.
Yeah.
I...
I would be pretty...
Different.
I mean...
That would.
Yeah.
Does bird eat meat?
Yeah.
Like little bugs and insects?
Yeah.
Or even little...
You know, mouse?
What?
They eat mouse?
Yeah.
They eat mouse.
Maybe, maybe that mouse.
Or little fish maybe?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Hmm.
I want to be a huge bud.
Like a hawk or something?
Right, right.
Not little sizzling.
Got it.
Not huge one.
Like huge.
Okay.
Like the king of the sky.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I think I want to be...
Hmm.
You know, this is interesting.
I feel like I want to be you for one day.
Oh.
Just feel...
Like I wonder how...
You know how we talked a lot in this podcast?
Right.
And we're like always so opposite?
Like, you know?
Right.
That would be...
Well, not always opposite.
But like there's a lot of things that we don't agree on, right?
We have different takes on a lot of topics.
And I wonder how it feels like to be you.
That's interesting.
You know?
That would be interesting.
Oh, yeah.
That would be interesting.
I want to be you and we change our inside.
You'll probably understand how sugar tastes to you.
Like how good it feels to intake sugar.
And I'll probably understand how caffeine and coffee feels good to your body.
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Oh, that would be interesting.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
That's nice.
And your take on the river.
Like being on the riverside.
Yeah.
Right?
So if you or me, you have to go to the riverside.
Mm-hmm.
Have to take three or four cups of coffee a day.
Mm-hmm.
And read some books maybe.
Oh.
That is tough.
Yeah.
You should definitely do that.
Mm-hmm.
If I were you, I think I should take some...
You should first start your day off with sugar.
Sugar.
Okay.
You wake up.
Mm-hmm.
You take in sugar.
Whether it be kashpan.
Okay.
Whether it be chocolate.
Chocolate?
Right.
Whether it be like cereal.
Mm-hmm.
It has to be sugarized.
Okay.
Right?
And then preferably with milk.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
It goes good with milk all the time.
So and then...
That's about it if you want to be me.
Just intake a fuckload of sugar and...
Okay.
All the time.
Yeah.
All day.
Mm.
What else?
Mm.
Who else do you want to be?
Yeah.
I want to be...
Let's see.
Leo Messi.
Oh, the rapper?
No.
The football player.
Leo Messi.
Ah.
Okay, okay, okay.
I want to be him.
Messi.
Yeah, Messi.
Uh-huh.
I want to be...
You know, play football like him.
You're a soccer guy.
Yeah, I'm a soccer guy.
Football guy.
Mm-hmm.
From high school?
Middle school?
Elementary school.
Ah.
So...
You know...
He's kind of idol to me.
Mm-hmm.
So I want to be him one day.
And I want to play like...
Play as Leo Messi.
Mm-hmm.
That'll be fun.
I wonder how his brain works on the field.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Like, how he sees all the players.
Right, right.
Right?
Moves.
Right.
Positions.
Yeah.
Everything.
I wonder where he's looking.
When he has the ball on his feet.
Mm-hmm.
Where...
Where is he looking?
I'm sure not on his feet.
Right?
No, no.
He's looking at...
Everywhere.
Mm-hmm.
Like, even maybe the stand.
Make sure there's no snipers on top.
Right.
The train guy.
But he does.
He looks at...
Like, everywhere.
Maybe...
Behind...
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Everywhere.
Like, I'm not a soccer guy.
I...
I don't go well with soccer balls.
Oh, yeah?
Like, I can't sprint and have my ball...
Mm-hmm.
Have my soccer ball...
Okay.
In front of my feet.
I can't do that.
Okay.
So, it's amazing to see these professional soccer players...
Mm-hmm.
Do all these tricks and moves and...
Right.
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