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英語で雑談！Kevin’s English Room Podcastです。
ヤマちゃんさん、ケビンさん、こんにちは。ナオと申します。素敵なお二人に短い質問を3つ、どれか一つでもお答えいただけたらいいな。
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2つ目。ファミチキとナナチキと唐揚げ君だとどれが一番好きですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるか、鳥のように空を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるか、鳥のように空を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるか、鳥のように空を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるか、鳥のように空を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるか、鳥のように空を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
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3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を泳げるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
3つ目。もしもらえるとしたら、魚のように海を飛べるかだとどちらが欲しいですか?
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Yeah.
Man.
No, it's okay. It's nothing.
Nothing.
I don't know why you're not as mad as I am.
We're sharing the rent here, man.
Why would you not be as pissed as I am?
I mean, I...
Why are you pissed
for them?
Because!
We didn't invite him!
Of course, we didn't invite him, but...
Yeah, but...
Why would he be here?
If...
I don't want him to be here.
We're buying this place.
We're renting this place.
Why would he...
It's just not fair.
It's just not fair to you?
It's not fair.
Why do I have to pay for a space?
I don't get it.
Yeah. Be careful, man.
If you are...
You better be...
You better be...
You shouldn't be showing your face to him.
You better get your ass out of here.
Fucking...
For your life.
Yeah, you should hide.
You better run.
Bitch.
God damn it.
Why are you so mad at him?
Funny.
Oh, you got a long history of battles and...
Yeah, we have history.
Oh, I see. I see.
It's been going on for almost...
I don't know. Almost 10 years.
Oh, really?
Long history.
Oh, wow. But he's not the same, you know, family?
Like, same...
Oh, he knows.
Oh, I made him know.
I made him know who I was.
You know, I've...
You made him know?
Oh, wow.
Your name is like...
They learn your name.
Yes.
In school.
Yes.
History of like wars.
Never go near this guy.
That's what I taught him.
Taught the whole family.
Oh, great.
I see.
But I guess he's gone now.
Better be.
Better be gone.
You know, you can't
underestimate his sneakiness.
Oh, really?
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He gets real sneaky sometimes.
Okay.
He'll go up to you.
Really?
Like as if nothing was there.
Just all of a sudden, boom!
Right next to you.
He's fast.
Are you afraid of him?
No, I'm not afraid of him.
No, I'm not afraid of him.
No?
I'm willing to bust this guy's ass.
Oh, really?
Like I...
So that's actually a good question, you know.
Am I afraid of cockroaches?
Like I...
If I were at...
Okay, so if my hands were tied,
I would be scared of him.
I would definitely be scared of him.
If my hands were tied.
But like if I had a proper set of weapons,
You mean some sprays?
Yeah, sprays.
Those cookie sprays.
I would
go up to him
with so much energy.
Like I feel like I'm the king.
Oh, that's great.
Strong soldier.
So I don't know if I'm...
if it would be proper to say
if I'm scared of him or not.
I don't know.
What about like bare hands?
Bare hands?
But you can use it freely.
So if I didn't have any weapons,
if I didn't have any weapons,
I would go up against him
with a bare hand. I would do that.
I would go with a fist.
Boom!
I would try to smash that guy
as hard as I can.
Wow, you're not afraid of them.
I would probably be scared
of going up to him,
but like I would muster up
that energy to do it.
I see.
I wouldn't
pack my things up and go.
That I would not do.
I would not just lose.
I would not go back to my bed.
I would not...
Right.
I would not sign a contract
and I'm gonna...
I'm gonna stop
you know
renting this room.
I would probably
use whatever
resources I have to fight
against this guy and try to
beat him, to destroy him.
Brave soldier.
I would be a brave soldier. I would.
So I don't know.
I don't know if I'm afraid of him or not.
You're not afraid of him.
You're brave.
Yes, I would.
Let's just put it like that.
Wow.
Yeah.
We're good.
We're not hearing anything.
Yeah, we're not hearing anything anymore.
Yeah.
Alright.
We'll talk about the chickens in the next episode.
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Right, right, right.
Thanks for listening guys.
Thank you.
