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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast.
All right.
Okay.
So, you changed your glasses.
Oh, yeah.
It's more like I decided not to limit the glasses that I wear.
Oh, really? Now?
Yeah.
Oh, you decided so.
So, the reason why I kept that glasses...
Yeah, because you always use that same brown...
Brown...
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, the reason why that's been going on is because outside of work, I wanted to look different.
Okay.
I wanted not to be like noticed.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So, that's why I bought, you know, like a private glasses that are completely different looking.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And my image kind of... So, that my image would like change on first sight.
Correct. So, that you can save your privacy.
Right.
Now, I'm at a point where I'm just wearing hats now.
Uh-huh.
So, like it really doesn't matter what glasses I wear.
Oh, really?
Yeah. It doesn't matter anymore.
Oh.
So, like... Well, I don't know why I have to like limit myself into like, oh, I forgot to wear the glasses.
I didn't want to do that anymore.
So...
Okay.
Yeah.
Like what you've been doing for...
Right.
For several years, right?
For years. Like, right? When the camera turns on, oh, I forgot your glasses. Oh, shit.
You change your glasses.
Change my glasses.
Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So, that doesn't need to happen anymore.
Uh-huh.
So, you don't need to bring your like...
Yeah. I don't need to bring my glasses anymore.
Glasses.
Changing glasses.
Change glasses.
So, it doesn't have to happen anymore.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah.
Great.
Yeah.
Oh.
Right.
Then...
Is that like... Is like new glasses?
Uh, they're, um... Yeah, they're... I bought them after the, um...
They're fairly recent.
Fairly? Okay.
Fairly recent.
Um...
But, you know, I bought this from, um...
Zoff.
Yeah.
And, um...
Have you ever bought a glass from Zoff?
No?
Maybe not.
Okay.
All right, then.
Why?
You know, it seems... It feels weird.
Like the...
Like, you know how when you wear...
It's like you never wear glasses.
You don't wear glasses.
I'm sorry about that.
You don't understand what I'm gonna say.
All right.
I do.
I can imagine things.
All right.
I'm just gonna tell you.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You know how when you wear glasses, like, you know, the...
Your vision kind of, like, skews.
Like, your vision kind of, like, squeezes sideways.
Oh, because of the frame?
Yeah, because of the frame.
Right?
Like...
Frame.
When you look at the center of your...
Your...
Your view...
Mm-hmm.
Like, it's all normal.
But when you go off to the side, when you're looking at the outer world from the edge of
your glasses, like, the vision kind of, like, squeezes sideways.
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Like...
Oh.
You know what I'm talking about?
In the glasses?
Yeah, like, through the lens.
Oh, really?
Like, through the lens.
Like, your vision kind of, like...
Oh.
So it's like a bit...
Bend it, I guess.
Yeah, it bends.
The world kind of bends.
Oh, okay.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
I know that that happens.
Like, the other glasses that I wear, like, it's not...
Like, I'm...
Like, I was used to it, but, like, the Zoff thing...
Yeah.
It feels like it does it more.
Like, it does it much more, and it feels much more weirder.
Oh.
You know, like, it's...
So you're saying that's a low-quality glasses?
I...
I...
I have not led to that conclusion.
I have not led to that conclusion.
I'm just...
I was just seeing if you would understand how the Zoff lens would squeeze.
Oh.
You know?
Because, you know?
Okay.
Because you're an understanding guy.
You have a lot of experience.
Sorry.
You know?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's only...
I was just seeking for advice from you.
Oh.
Oh.
What did you do?
From me?
From me?
Yeah, because you're a fucking...
Yeah, because...
You're a man of experience, right?
What about, like, turning your head when you see that side?
Still?
So what's weird is, like, when you go outside, you know how you look...
You get wide vision.
Yeah.
You know, when you're in the room, like, your only focus vision is, like, in front of you, right?
Because the room inside is so small.
Like, you don't...
The only information that you need to take in is, like, in front of you.
Yeah.
So it doesn't matter.
But when you go outside, there's so much to look at, right?
Yeah.
You have to look at so many things at once.
So, like, the world seems kind of...
Like, so, you can't just...
You can't just turn your head every time.
Like, you have to look at all the angles at once.
Okay, okay.
Right?
Okay.
So it feels weird when you go outside, you know?
And it's much more faster, you know?
Like, you feel something behind, you look back.
Boom!
You have to look at it, right?
Yeah.
Like, you have to use the edge of your lens to see it quick.
Oh.
And it's weird.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um...
Okay.
I think that's the...
Or the Zoff?
Yes.
Zoff is a terrible glass company.
Oh.
Right?
Is that what we're saying?
That is not what we're saying.
I have not led to that conclusion yet.
I have not led to that conclusion yet.
No?
Is that the conclusion?
No.
Oh.
You know, I went to the Zoff store.
Okay.
I talked about this with the...
Oh, Zoff guy?
Employee, yeah, the Zoff guy, right?
And, like, the Zoff guy was so kind.
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Okay.
So, so kind.
Oh.
You know?
He was like, let me check that for you.
Oh.
You know?
Like, let me check if the lens on the receipt is the same as the actual lens.
Check the lens.
Oh, okay.
Right?
And he said it was the same.
I was like, oh, it looks like it's the same.
Oh.
Let me see if the lenses are a little bit, like, you know, tilted a little bit.
Yeah, it could be.
You know?
And let me check that.
Checked it.
And I was like, okay, I adjusted a little bit.
Yeah.
You know?
Let me keep...
Try this on.
And I was like, oh, no, I don't think it's...
I don't think it's different.
It's still weird.
Oh.
Like, oh, okay, no problem.
I got this.
I'm sorry about that.
Is your time okay?
So kind, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Thank you.
Oh.
You know?
And he changed, like, the little different angle.
He changed, like, the nose pad and everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, oh, maybe your lens is a little bit too far from the eyes.
Oh.
Let me get it closer.
Uh-huh.
You got it closer.
And it's like...
It's like, how about that?
Like, no, I'm still...
No, it's still weird.
Mm-hmm.
But, like, I started feeling bad.
Oh.
So I'm like, okay, maybe it's a little bit better.
But, like, it's still kind of, like, bad.
Wow.
Like, he's got other, like...
He's still got other moves, right?
Oh.
Like, let me do this.
Like, is that better?
It's been, like, 30 minutes now, right?
Oh, wow.
Oh, I'm...
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's...
I think it looks...
Yeah, like, I kind of feel...
It feels better, I think.
But I...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe just slightly.
There could be a little bit of, like, a weirdness to it.
I was like, oh, really?
Like, he's out of moves, right?
Wow.
It's like, oh, okay.
Hmm.
All right.
Um...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Um...
I'm so sorry about that.
Is your time okay?
No, no, no.
My time's okay.
My time's good.
My time's good.
He's like, okay.
Wow.
Let me...
Let me just adjust the nose pad again because that's probably the only reason I can think
of.
I'm sorry about that.
It could be my lack of knowledge.
I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's okay.
Do your thing.
He adjusted a nose pad.
Again?
He adjusted...
Yeah, again.
And then he...
I put it on.
Mm-hmm.
Such a kind guy.
He was so guilted into saying like, oh, wow, I think it's better now.
You know?
No.
Wow.
Yeah.
I was...
It's been like 40 minutes.
Mm-hmm.
Like, there were other customers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was such a nice guy.
Wow.
He was saying sorry all the time.
And like, he was...
And like, I was just so guilted.
Yeah.
I was like, I put it on.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I knew that it was a little bit...
Like, it was still a little bit weird.
But like...
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I think...
Wow.
Yeah.
I think it's...
I think it's a little bit better now.
Wow.
I said thank you.
Left the store.
Mm-hmm.
But it actually did feel better.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's better, but like, I still do feel...
It does feel different from the other glasses that I own.
OK.
So I'm thinking about going to a different store.
And trying to figure out what to do.
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So is that the only Dolph's glasses that you have?
I bought...
So when I bought this, I bought two.
OK.
Oh, OK.
So...
In both?
No, no, no, only this one.
Only this one?
Yeah.
Oh, then that could be like because of the frame thing.
Yeah.
He's not bad.
No, he's a good guy.
Yeah.
He's a really good guy.
Yeah, and Dof is not good.
He's not bad.
Yeah, he's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe that frame isn't.
It's the frame's fault.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Mm-hmm.
That's right, so.
But now your nose part is perfectly adjusted.
Oh, yeah.
40-minute adjustment, right?
Perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Funny.
All right.
Thanks for sitting, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
