アイスクリームの中毒性
ヤマチャン・ケビンさん、はじめまして。
はじめまして。
タヌコと申します。
はい。
以前、ケビンさんがクリスピークリームドーナツのドーナツを電子レンジで温めたら、めっちゃ美味しいとおっしゃっていたので、
同じように電子レンジで温めるのを試してみたのですが、それ以来、ある種の中毒になってしまいました。
幸い、自宅周辺にはクリスピークリームドーナツの店舗がないので、大事には至っておりませんが、
出かけるたびに近隣の店舗を探して、3個、ひどい時には6個買ってしまう有様です。
一気に2個食い、あるいは3個食いです。
あれはうまい。まじでやばいです。
ケビンさんの影響で禁断の扉を開けてしまった私ですが、お二人は今までの人生で何か禁断の扉開けちゃったなぁと思ったことはありますか?
かげながらこれからも応援しています。お体に気をつけてお元気でお過ごしください。
ドーナツを一瞬切ることもできますよ。
それはオプションだけど、彼女はそれに飽きているからね。
だから、彼女のエクササイズのための唯一の解決策はエクササイズですね。
はい、そうです。
アイスクリーム話と健康への取り組み
私の過去に飲んだ飲み物は、アイスクリームです。
アイスクリーム、はい。
私はアイスクリームに飲んだことがあります。
今は?
今は違います。
今は違います。
私はさらに健康な人です。
笑っている理由を知りませんが、私はさらに健康な人です。
それは本当だ。
3年前から、あなたは正しいです。
本当に健康になりました。
はい、そうです。
私はそれに同意します。
アイスクリームです。
こんなにクリーミーなアイスクリームではありません。
シャキシャキアイスクリームではありません。
ガリガリ君のようなものではありません。
アイスみたいなもの。
パルムか何かのクリーミーなものをお話ししたい
クリーミーな、厚い
厚い
チョコレート
チョコレート
そう、そのようなもの
なるほど
そのようなもの
はい
アメリカにいた時は
私たちの家族は
アイスクリームのジャスケットを買っていました
あなたはそれを見たことがありますか?
はい、ショップで見たことがあります
この大きさ
アイスクリームの1ギャランブルー
はい
私はそれをボックスから取り出す
はい
美味しい
はい
そう
はい
ああ、それは私のものです
はい
あなたはどのように
それから卒業したのですか?
ああ、
私は
知りません
私は本当に
そう
私は
アイスクリームのアドダクションを修正する必要がありません
私が
それを持っていたとき
はい
それはただのアドダクションです
はい
そして私は実際に卒業について
努力を入れたことはありません
ああ
それは
自然に消えた
ああ
アイスクリームの摂取量と取扱いについて
多分、テレビでの全ての情報は
、
あなたは
あなたが健康になる
ように
多くの砂糖を
摂取しないでください
多分、
それは私が
、
あなたが知っている
アルコールを取り除く
ああ
それは素晴らしいです
ああ
ああ
ああ
あなたは
どの程度の
アイスクリームを
持っていましたか?
私が最悪だったとき
はい
私は
OK
一日
に
私は
これを
説明
できる
かどうか
説明できる
か
あなたは
あなたは
小さな
お皿
を持っています
小さな
お皿を
想像してください
私は
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
あなたが
お皿を
蓋に
置く
場所
は
あなたの
友人の誕生日だ
で
た
また
、
あなたは
それを
恐れ
たい
こと
は
ない
と
私のための贈り物だよ。
私、床に出てないになると思う。
山ちゃんの誕生日サプライズ
それを怖がっていないの別に話せね
彼は私が好きなんです
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笑顔で
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開会くる時
どんな顔を付け Marco—
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yeah
are you fucking with me are you fucking with me right now
yeah are you fucking with me you're not gonna do
that you will not do that
that is not you you're not gonna do that
that is fucking that's fake yamachan
yeah but i definitely enjoy that for real do it for me
yeah for real give me like a for real face like
okay give it to me for real but it's surprise so i can i can
prepare that right right okay but try your best to do like a
surprise okay okay okay show me comes off okay
spotlight on you oh me okay
wait wait i don't know what song that was
that was such a random song
love this song by the way
mood breaker sorry about that yeah i love that song
it's a bad song yeah yeah definitely
definitely not a birthday song love that song uh
give it to me again all right okay okay of course show me comes off yeah
spotlight on you is it any spotlight on in the restaurant are there no
spotlights okay let's do okay anyway yeah dim the lights okay dim the lights
okay okay so lights are dim lights are dimmer right yeah
show me is darker oh everyone's looking around oh
happy birthday happy birthday
oh yeah
thank you everyone in the restaurant is clapping for you
thank you
next table comes in yeah thank you
thank you thank you it's what yeah that's what i do
i think see how awkward it is right now is it
yes yeah if i have somebody i can talk to them
but i don't have anybody you can talk to me you can talk to me oh really i'm
the guy with you all right okay thank you
wow take a picture of me please oh yeah of course of course
yeah thanks like this snap yeah yeah all right thank you
wow looks delicious now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then keep going
the usual conversation thank you prepared that for me
oh no no of course hold and reserve that yeah it's her birthday
山ちゃんのバースデーサプライズ
oh yeah thank you yeah i know you don't like this but
yeah thank you oh no no no for you man yeah you enjoy it
yeah thank you yeah your face already looks awkward yeah
because it's not real oh come on it's not real i can't i
can't do this so are you so i love surprising thing
you're saying that if it was for real you would be able to go through this
with zero awkwardness i mean it's not zero see
it's not zero but i fully enjoy it i totally enjoy it
i don't get it i don't get it i don't i enjoy that
i don't i don't know what face to put on yeah
like i feel like you did it pretty like smoothly
yeah but still though like i did feel like you weren't
like 100 pass yeah the zero awkwardness
like i felt like you were kind of like yeah my
my cheek is kind of you know right right muscles up you're you're forcing it
right yeah yeah yeah still
it makes me sad no still still i'm i mean
so you enjoy the birthday surprises uh probably more than i do
yeah and the my cheeks are very like oh it's like a still moving you know
because you forced it too much yeah yeah yeah yeah i get that man yeah i get
that man all right so yeah i forgot what we're
talking about but we gotta end the podcast wow we'll talk
about it on the next episode wherever it is that we
left off while we what was the addiction addiction yeah i don't
know what your addiction is on the next episode
yeah i wonder if you have any addictions yeah okay all right
oh your your cheek still like my cheek is very
unnatural right right still that just tells me how
how much you never unforce yeah sorry how much you never force your emotions
yeah which is a first amazing thing try to
try to pretend as i'm happy you know that's an amazing thing
my face are very still look weird yeah you look weird
you look like a skeleton right now yeah kind of scared
yeah i mean you should be proud of yourself for that yeah yeah you don't you
never force your emotion yeah because i i guess that that was my first
山ちゃんの初めての嘘喜び
experience somebody forced me to be happy to happy be happy and
like and try to be happy and then yeah that's
great that's a wow it's actually a really and i kind
of understand that's what you feel every all the time well not all the time
man not all the time i mean when you when you do this kind of
surprise things oh yeah yeah yeah like when i feel like i have to be happy for
yeah yeah right and i kind of actually first it's my
first time to experience this forced oh yeah see to be happy and
yeah yeah like oh my my heart's beating so well it's getting
wow coming down hard on you yeah yeah that's how i felt during a lot of the
circle wow when like when i did like the uh
uh like you know how i had a role yeah leader role sometimes like yeah
in in certain hung yeah yeah yeah like when they when
when they would give me like a gift yeah like a like systematically right
because every year we have to give him a gift yeah i know
that i'm gonna get a gift and i know that this gift isn't so
like oh they like they chose it because they had to choose and i kind of knew
that yeah yeah and like all the she of like
ありがとうお前マッサージ機種だ like they were forced to write it yeah
had to look happy in front of the crowd like which i never
so in that way yeah pure heart yeah such a kind-hearted man
wow yeah it must be tough it is very tough that's how me and kage-chan
oh i've i've gone through man i actually
it's first time i fully understand yo the toughness of this
yo somebody forced to to make me be happy
and kind of be surprised oh yeah oh welcome
thank you welcome my words welcome to our world hot
beating like oh wow wow i never i didn't think it would go
down so hard on you wow i just it's affecting you really hard yeah
and this is sad
and it's oh i mean you're taking it way too
like yeah too depressing then yeah then we are man like
really it's not because you you're now used to this right i guess i am i
guess i am used to it oh it's really difficult to recover from
Dealing with Anxiety and Panic Attacks
this wow that's fucking depression level shit
you've come down on your heart yeah wow my shoulders are start to like
dude that's shaking it's way too much man oh
yeah your hands are shaking your hands are fucking shaking
wow i mean we gotta keep you away from that shit
yeah i mean is is this what you've uh not that much through no that is
way too i mean it's not still but yeah that's that's that's we have to go
through that sometimes right when when shit gets oh
when shit gets real wow i didn't know that that's tough
thing yeah oh yeah wow yeah wow thank you
i should i should think that i've been a lucky guy because i've never
experienced this like yeah i mean you're you're lucky guy
just as much as you're an innocent yeah warm-hearted guy
you're i mean you should be proud of that yeah thank you wow
Conclusion
oh all right let's we should move on to yeah yeah right
all right all right thanks for listening guys that was uh
okay wow yeah still like my cheeks are like put like this and
my face are not natural right yeah
and everything like this yeah i feel like i'm gonna die
all right oh let's dial the next time yeah okay thank you
thank you
