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Welcome to Kevin's English Room Podcast!
Hi, hello!
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Shouldn't be the cameras like, angle in that way? No?
What do you mean?
Like, like this way.
Oh, like, oh, like this?
Yeah, no?
So that you...
Like this? Yeah. No?
Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah.
Like, there's a limit right on the table.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's better.
Yeah.
'Cause, 'cause, 'cause...
Yeah, well...
If the camera is...
What? Here?
Here, and shooting that way,
you always be like...
Oh, my back...
I won't be looking forward.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
That's good, that's good.
So this is from Moffmin.
Sorry? Yeah, Moffmin-san.
Moffmin-san, thank you.
Hello, Mr. Yama. My name is Moffmin.
Hello.
I'm a big fan of your channel. I always enjoy your videos.
Thank you.
The other day,
I was talking to my friend about what I would do if I could be a YouTuber for a day.
If you could?
If I could.
If I were a YouTuber.
I was talking about what I would do if I could be a YouTuber for a day.
I was looking at my friends and thinking, "Oh, that's cool, that's cute."
And I was looking at the unedited scenes that were cut out.
Okay.
So I was wondering,
if you could be a normal person for a day,
if you could be a YouTuber,
what would you do?
Thank you for reading.
It's getting cold, so please take care of yourself.
Ah...
Thank you.
So, first of all, to me, in my mind,
we're on the same side as yours.
You're right. I think you're right.
Yeah.
Because we are still quite old, you know, like quite normal guys.
So, we're having a usual life.
Yeah.
So, we never dream to be usual, because we're already usual.
We go to the grocery store every day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, to me, to us, we rather dream to be some superstars, right?
Right.
Bruno Mars.
Maybe Bruno Mars would say the same thing.
True.
Yeah.
So, who do you want to be?
I... Okay.
I would like to be...
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Ah...
I want to...
I want to experience being a girl.
Okay.
Yeah.
I want to experience being a K-pop...
Okay, I want to do...
I've...
Okay.
Ah...
I would do La Seraphine Cheyenne.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Just a typical normal K-pop group.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
First of all, I want to know how it would feel to be a girl, right?
And how it would feel to dance in groups.
Ah...
To have all those...
Shining lights and...
Yeah.
Cameras.
Yeah, and crowds.
Yeah, and that ear monitor shit on you.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I want to do.
Okay.
Great one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to be like a three-year-old boy.
Ah-ha.
Yeah, or like two, yeah, or like one.
Yeah.
Real baby.
Yeah.
No, baby won't be fun.
Someone who's just started to walk and talk.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, like a three-year-old, two or three-year-old.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I'll experience that.
What are you expecting?
I don't know.
Oh, man.
They're totally different from what we're seeing, right?
Right.
Maybe the, you know, angles are different.
Like that.
Maybe soundings will be different.
Ah-ha.
Or like, yeah, I think the world will be completely different if you see those three-year-old...
That's true.
...baby's, you know, eyes.
Yeah.
Total mass eye, so.
That's true.
Yeah.
Or like...
Hmm.
Like a...
Hmm.
Harry Potter.
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Let's fiction.
You want to be Harry Potter?
Yeah.
Just one day.
You want to be a wizard?
One day.
Just one day.
Just one day.
Just want to use that magic wand.
Peaceful one day.
Peaceful one day.
Oh.
Not the battle day.
I got it, yeah.
The usual schooling day of Harry Potter.
Not like battle.
The usual school day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just having usual classes day.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Sit next to Ron.
Yeah.
Have lunch with Hermione.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The usual one.
The usual one.
Not like battle with Super Bowl the Malt.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
That's life threatening.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You might die, right?
You don't want to do that.
Yeah.
Also, another reason why I want to be a K-pop star is this is a little dark, but we hear
so many times where the K-pop idols, not only females, but male groups as well, they say
that they're lonely.
Oh, really?
And that they're so sad.
You know many people, they go into depression.
Yeah, like the huge stars.
Yeah.
Will be lonely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right, true.
Like, an all-star, right?
Not only K-pop.
Yeah.
I want to really know why.
I want to know why that happens.
Really which point, which part of their life is it making them so depressing?
Yeah.
That's what I want to experience.
Oh, that's sad.
That's what I want to know.
Oh, okay.
That's sad.
Yeah, that's sad.
Very depressing.
Yeah.
You want to know the sadness.
Yeah.
I want to know the sadness of it.
I think knowing the sadness is a good experience.
You don't over dream yourself into becoming like this unbelievable super star, like unbelievable
billionaire.
It brings you back to reality.
Yeah, of course.
And that's just one day.
That's just one day, right?
So you don't have to live with it.
Yeah.
True.
Yeah.
I want to be like a banker in Wall Street or somewhere.
Like Goldman Sachs, trader.
Yeah.
Just one day.
Just one day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or like a bird.
Like a bird?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fun.
That's always fun.
Yeah.
Right?
Big bird.
Yeah.
Like a hawk.
Yeah.
Like the huge one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't mind being a pigeon.
Yeah.
If it's just one day, okay to me too.
Yeah.
But not whole life.
I don't want to live life as a pigeon.
One day.
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Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We think pigeons are really kind of slow and easy going living creatures.
We never know the reality, you know.
True.
Battles.
There might be always be on a battle.
Yeah.
Like, you know, it'll be so tough maybe.
There might be this bully, right?
Yeah.
In every town.
True.
There's a boss pigeon.
Yeah.
There's a boss pigeon.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Daddy.
Daddy's here.
Hey.
Daddy's here.
We gotta run.
Yeah.
That's what we'll do.
Yep.
All right.
Thanks for listening guys.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
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