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Oh shit.
Okay.
Did you hear me?
Yeah.
Wait, which one did you laugh at?
Did you laugh at the fact that I just turned on and off at the...
Immediately or just the fact that I burped?
Both.
Okay.
Alright, hi guys!
Hello!
Welcome to Kevin's English from Podcast.
Yes.
I'm Kevin.
I'm Yama.
I don't know, that sounded like...
It just felt like we needed to introduce ourselves.
Okay.
That was the kind of vibe I had.
You have to, you have to, okay.
Because, you know, it's on the video right now, on the YouTube, right?
Exactly, exactly.
We have to introduce ourselves.
Okay.
Yeah.
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Anchor!
Oh, god.
We are using an app called Anchor to create and distribute this podcast.
It's free.
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It's got all the features you need to start your very own podcast.
Yes.
So, go ahead and download it and see how you like it.
Alright!
Yes.
I'm sure you like it.
I'm sure you do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, today we've got a message from Toriko-san today.
Okay.
Thank you, Toriko-san.
Thank you.
Okay.
[Speaking Japanese]
The water.
The water.
Yeah.
[Speaking Japanese]
Okay.
Like what?
[Speaking Japanese]
Oh, yeah?
[Speaking Japanese]
Which drama are you watching?
I have never seen a drama in the U.S.
that puts cupcakes directly in their bag.
Yeah.
I've never seen that happen.
Or maybe shoes?
No?
Yeah, nor shoes or socks.
Nothing.
That's dirty.
Okay.
Oh, that's dirty too.
Yeah, you'd want to put it in a container, right?
So, it's no.
That does not happen.
Okay.
Never seen it happen.
Oh, really?
Never.
Never seen it happen.
Maybe socks.
Oh, yeah.
Socks, I would understand.
Yeah.
We do that in Japan.
Yeah, like it makes...
Yeah, you can do that in Japan too.
Yeah.
I do.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But not cupcakes.
03:02
I've never seen anybody...
Really?
...put their cupcakes in their bag.
That's ridiculous.
That's really bad.
Yeah, but she says that it's, you know, all the drama, so...
Yeah.
...drama from the United States, so...
I wonder what...
I don't want to film it, that is.
I wonder, like, what...
I want to see it, actually.
Maybe it's a joke.
Yeah, maybe it's a joke.
Or like two, you know, emergency situation, like you have to get out immediately.
Mm-hmm.
You have to, you know, put things into dirty.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
But I've...
I've never...
Yeah.
In France?
No.
Is that what you think it's...
Do you do that in France?
No, we don't do that in France, no.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow.
I wonder which drama was that.
Right.
Yeah.
I wonder if it's like...
I'm guessing it's like...
Like a straight-up comedy, maybe like Full House.
Yeah, yeah.
If it's a comedy, then you can...
It's understandable.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I can imagine.
Yeah.
Like, the laughter in the audience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They put the cake in the man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
And then you put out your cakes and it's completely a mess and...
Yeah.
"Hahaha!"
Right, right, exactly.
That happens.
But...
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Kake-chan's here!
Oh, my God!
You would've...
Oh, my God!
Guys, look!
Kake-chan's here!
Look!
Look at him!
What is he doing from that?
Oh, God!
Look at that!
What is he doing?
I don't know.
He looks like he's speaking English.
He's speaking English, but...
He's speaking English, but...
I don't know.
He's just...
What is he doing?
He's here at the studio.
Yeah.
The Amazon studio.
Yeah.
First time he's here.
Yeah.
Well, we invited him, actually.
Yeah.
Because we kind of, you know...
Right.
Maybe have some special...
Right.
We can't tell...
Opportunity.
Wait, I don't think we should tell names.
No, of course not.
But since this is an Amazon studio...
Yeah.
Um, some VIP...
Yeah.
Sometimes.
It's said that today VIP might come and...
Yes!
They might...
They might come and greet us.
We're not sure.
We're not sure, but...
Yeah, we're not sure, but that's why Kaiki-chan just...
Yeah.
Nearly just came from his house.
Yeah, I just...
Just lying to him.
Like, immediately.
A VIP is coming in today.
You might meet him.
Yeah.
So...
So that's why he's here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we might...
There's like a 5% chance that we might be able to get him in the podcast program.
A 5% chance.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But it was just, you know...
Get excited.
Yeah.
Just we are...
Excited.
That's all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
So...
Right.
Right.
What were we talking about?
About those cultures.
That United States, you know, American people putting those pancakes into your bags.
Uh-huh.
Right, right, right.
You don't do that?
06:02
No.
Another thing about American dramas that I think that are overly done...
Yeah.
Are the conversations.
Mm-hmm.
Have I told you this in the podcast before?
What was that?
Like all of the dramas are just...
The conversation is just too like...
For example...
Okay.
Um...
If I were to...
Hmm...
Like...
I'm gonna do it in Japanese because it's easier.
Okay.
For you guys to understand.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm gonna be like...
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
I need to do better.
I need to do a better job.
I have no idea what all you're trying to do.
I'm sure you don't.
Yeah.
I'm sure you don't.
Just go ahead.
Okay.
You can have your time.
Okay.
Yeah.
Uh...
Ugh...
Ugh...
Ah.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You are...
Yama-chan is...
Listening to us.
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
I'm gonna do it again.
I'm gonna do it again.
What's wrong?
So...
Okay.
Go ahead.
The different one?
Uh...
A similar situation.
Okay.
Oh.
You are...
You are Yama-chan, huh?
I heard about you from Dylan.
You are indeed a big man.
What are you talking about?
You're just a CNN
talk show.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Okay.
Do you get what I'm saying?
I do.
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
Like we...
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Do you get it, man?
I do.
I do.
I got you.
Yeah.
Like...
Like...
You know...
You know...
We have...
We have...
You know...
Clear image that American people...
Says and do those jokes and little...
Those tricks...
So often.
Yeah.
But actually they're not.
09:01
Yeah.
A lot of the dramas are done way too much.
Okay.
Really?
Way too much.
Way too much?
Way too much.
So...
I didn't want, you know, the Japanese people to think that...
Oh, American people, they always talk like this.
Hahaha.
They always just joke around.
Yeah.
They talk so cleverly and like...
Yeah.
I think so, actually.
Yes.
And that's not true.
Okay.
No.
Just...
Just usual.
Same as Japanese conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not those tricky jokes.
No.
There is no...
Not much of a tricky joke.
Okay.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Okay.
For example, like...
If you're a beautiful lady...
Okay.
And I'm a guy, right?
Yeah.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Yeah.
Oops.
It's ten minutes.
Hahaha.
Sorry, guys.
It's ten minutes.
Alright.
Wait, wait.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Here you go.
Got it.
Hahaha.
I love that comedy show.
Yeah.
I love that skit.
Hahaha.
I want to see that drama.
Okay.
Yeah.
You'd like to see that?
Without any editing, you know?
No editing.
Hahaha.
Shiga.
Shiga.
Stutter all over the place.
That was funny.
Alright.
Thanks for listening, guys.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.